BEEG FAWKEN BONERS

The $100 million, underwater Chinese Avatar looks incredible

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Two years ago it was announced that Bond girl Olga Kurylenko would star, along with no one else you've heard of, in a $100 million-budgeted, 3D Chinese ripoff of Avatar (the largest Chinese 3D production ever), called Empires of the Deep, whose synopsis goes as follows: The fantasy adventure, set in ancient Greece, tells about a young man's adventure in the undersea mermaid kingdom in order to save his father, while encountering ferocious sea monsters and gets involved in large-scale battles in the seabed between mermaids, monsters and demons.

CASTING CALL

‘Titanic 2: Mermaid Saviors’ sounds awesome

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This recently showed up on <a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/1779585062.html" target="_blank">Craigslist in New York</a>.

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TRAILAR FAR COLIN FARRELL'S MARMAID MOVIE

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This here's the trailer for Ondine, from Interview with the Vampire director Neil Jordan, about a fisherman who finds a lady in his net one morning, starring Colin Farrell.

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DID SOMEONE SAY 'COLIN FARRELL MERMAID MOVIE'?

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("If ya think ya're gettin' arr Lucky Charms ya'f got anothar ting comin, boyo.


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