Posts Tagged: MIAMI DOLPHINS

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So We've Changed Our Minds About Those 'Call Me Maybe' Covers

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Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe' is the song of the summer.

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Reggie Bush Hates Kelly Ripa

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Reggie Bush announced the other day that his goal for the 2012 season is to prove that he can build off of his first ever 1,000-yard rushing season and <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/sfl-miami-dolphins-reggie-bush-kelly-20120514,0,3158115.story">lead the NFL in rushing yards</a>, which is sure to make more than a few people chuckle.

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Dan Marino Is An Elderly Philanthropist And He Wants To Help/Impregnate You

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Dan is right: when you're a multimillionaire, turning 50 is no big d.

DAVID GARRARD

Dolphins Fans Are Doing The Occupy Thing

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Yesterday we touched on <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/03/the-miami-dolphins-are-a-laughing-stock">the fury of a growing number of Miami Dolphins fans</a> with the team’s GM Jeff Ireland, and how the first step in this united fan coup was roughing up the guy’s Wikipedia page.

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The Miami Dolphins Are A Laughing Stock

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At the risk of sounding like a broken record, injecting my personal sports allegiances into this general sports humor site, Miami Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland (above L) is a walking disaster.

BRANDON MARSHALL

Reunited And It Feels So… OUCH MY FACE!

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When Fox Sports reporter and Bond villain Jay Glazer broke the news yesterday afternoon that the Miami Dolphins had traded receiver Brandon Marshall to the Chicago Bears for two third round draft picks, a few theories hit the Twitters: 1) The Dolphins are run by complete morons.

CELINE DION

Miami Dolphins Fans Have Entered The Song Phase Of Their Peyton Manning Courtship

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With NFL free agency set to begin tomorrow, a lot of people believe that a handful of teams qualify for this equation: Mediocre to average 2011 season + Peyton Manning coming off 4th neck surgery = ZOMG SUPER BOWL.

DENVER BRONCOS

In Case You Were Wondering, Peyton Manning's Neck Is Fine

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Since officially becoming a free agent on Wednesday, Peyton Manning is the most popular dude at the desperation party, as basically any team in need of a quarterback is banging down his door.

DENVER BRONCOS

That Video That May Or May Not Be Peyton Manning Has People Buzzing

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On Friday, a very poor quality video of a guy in a white helmet throwing a football at Duke University showed up on YouTube and people were like, “Well Peyton Manning has a white helmet and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Manning-Duke.jpg">he’s been hanging out at Duke</a>, so it must be him.

EVENTUAL MIAMI DOLPHINS QUARTERBACKS

Miami Dolphins Fans Are About To Be Even More Unbearable

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Before anyone barges in here with pitchforks and gunpowder, please remember that I am a Miami Dolphins fan and I’m incredibly bitter about my favorite NFL team’s struggles.

2012 PRO BOWL

Believe It Or Not, The Pro Bowl Wasn’t Terrible: The Game In Pictures

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The 2012 Pro Bowl took place yesterday, in case you were glued to TNT’s broadcast of the Celebrity Drinking Contest annual SAG Awards, and it was basically everything you would expect, as the AFC defeated the NFC 59-41.

CHEERLEADERS

Free Melissa Kellerman!

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If you’re any type of respectable male – or awesome female – you probably spent your Thanksgiving with a face full of gravy as you shoveled turkey into your yapper while watching 3 more-or-less entertaining NFL games.

ANDREW LUCK

Congratulations To The Indianapolis Colts!

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Well, the time comes when the lights need to be turned on and the party must end.

AARON RODGERS

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 9

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With news that Peyton Manning’s neck is simply not healing as expected, it has become clearer than ever that the Indianapolis Colts may be without their legendary franchise quarterback for longer than just this season.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Care About This: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting Divorced

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Speculation has been running rampant on sites where "Lindsay Lohan has gross teeth" is news for weeks, and it's about to become official: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are divorcing.

BILL COWHER

Tony Sparano Has Faith In The Housing Market

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  It would be beyond obvious to say that things aren’t going well for the Miami Dolphins.

DENVER BRONCOS

Tim Tebow: Angel, Dolphin Murderer

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In the first second of this video, a version of Tim Tebow with angel wings stabs an upright-walking, football-playing dolphin in the stomach with a spear.

AARON RODGERS

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 7

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While a 2-win record is hardly something to be proud of through Week 7, it has become the first actual dividing line between the pretenders and contenders for this “Suck for Luck” sweepstakes.


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