SUCK FOR LUCK

Congratulations To The Indianapolis Colts!

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Well, the time comes when the lights need to be turned on and the party must end.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 9

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With news that Peyton Manning’s neck is simply not healing as expected, it has become clearer than ever that the Indianapolis Colts may be without their legendary franchise quarterback for longer than just this season.

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Care About This: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting Divorced

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Speculation has been running rampant on sites where "Lindsay Lohan has gross teeth" is news for weeks, and it's about to become official: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are divorcing.

TONY SPARANO

Tony Sparano Has Faith In The Housing Market

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  It would be beyond obvious to say that things aren’t going well for the Miami Dolphins.

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Tim Tebow: Angel, Dolphin Murderer

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In the first second of this video, a version of Tim Tebow with angel wings stabs an upright-walking, football-playing dolphin in the stomach with a spear.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 7

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While a 2-win record is hardly something to be proud of through Week 7, it has become the first actual dividing line between the pretenders and contenders for this “Suck for Luck” sweepstakes.

THE COOLER

10.21 The Cooler

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Hasana Nvus John Singleton Sues Paramount For $20 Million <a href="http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20111020/ap_en_ot/us_people_john_singleton">[AP]</a> Bryant Gumbel: Exposing Himself or David Stern.

ST LOUIS RAMS

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

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Now that “Suck For Luck” is a full blown ordeal – there’s even <a href="http://twitter.com/suckforluck">a Twitter account</a> devoted to it – it’s very amusing to see the general NFL fan’s reaction to the idea that teams might tank some games to secure the guy every analyst this side of Mel Kiper’s phallic eagle swoop is calling the next John Elway.

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Andrew Luck Might Want To Stay In School

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Even as the Miami Dolphins are 0-4 and most fans – this handsome blogger included – are leaning toward the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/suck-for-luck">“Suck for Luck”</a> campaign, there are two immediate roadblocks to a 0-16 season.

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Carl Edwards: Master Of Football

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I think we all agree that America's NASCAR drivers are the world's top athletes.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

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We're finally starting to see a bit of separation in the rankings, at least now that Kansas City realized that it can still defeat the really crappy teams and the Minnesota Vikings remembered that they just paid Adrian Peterson a gajillion dollars to lean on him for the next few years.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com">Warming Glow</a> was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

WILL SMITH

We Like To Think It Happened Like This: Marc Anthony Had A Miami Dolphins Birthday Party

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  While today may be singer and actor Marc Anthony’s 43rd birthday, you can bet your salsa-loving butts that this week has been a non-stop fiesta of epic proportions.

WHITE MICHAEL VICK

Here’s A Controversy That Is Totally Stupid

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One of my favorite things in sports is when athletes make jokes in their postgame or practice press conferences and reporters either don’t get them or they do get them but still turn them into mini controversies for the sake of slow news days.

TONY SPARANO

The Miami Dolphins Know Who Screwed Up

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The Miami Dolphins were supposed to start the season with a Top 10 defense.

TIKI BARBER

This Is Tiki Barber’s Sad Face

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In an article that might as well be titled <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/peter_king/09/05/laborday/1.html">Peter King's Conjecture</a>, Sports Illustrated auteur Peter King says former NFL star Tiki Barber isn't adjusting well to the reality that nobody wanted him, even though he <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/03/tiki-barber-will-in-fact-call-it-a-comeback">really, really wanted back in</a>.


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