Posts Tagged: MIAMI DOLPHINS

AL DAVIS

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

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Now that “Suck For Luck” is a full blown ordeal – there’s even <a href="http://twitter.com/suckforluck">a Twitter account</a> devoted to it – it’s very amusing to see the general NFL fan’s reaction to the idea that teams might tank some games to secure the guy every analyst this side of Mel Kiper’s phallic eagle swoop is calling the next John Elway.

BATSHIT PREDICTIONS

Andrew Luck Might Want To Stay In School

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Even as the Miami Dolphins are 0-4 and most fans – this handsome blogger included – are leaning toward the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/suck-for-luck">“Suck for Luck”</a> campaign, there are two immediate roadblocks to a 0-16 season.

MASTER ATHLETES

Carl Edwards: Master Of Football

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I think we all agree that America's NASCAR drivers are the world's top athletes.

ANDREW LUCK

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

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We're finally starting to see a bit of separation in the rankings, at least now that Kansas City realized that it can still defeat the really crappy teams and the Minnesota Vikings remembered that they just paid Adrian Peterson a gajillion dollars to lean on him for the next few years.

ADRIAN PETERSON

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com">Warming Glow</a> was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

BRADLEY COOPER

We Like To Think It Happened Like This: Marc Anthony Had A Miami Dolphins Birthday Party

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  While today may be singer and actor Marc Anthony’s 43rd birthday, you can bet your salsa-loving butts that this week has been a non-stop fiesta of epic proportions.

BRANDON MARSHALL

Here’s A Controversy That Is Totally Stupid

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One of my favorite things in sports is when athletes make jokes in their postgame or practice press conferences and reporters either don’t get them or they do get them but still turn them into mini controversies for the sake of slow news days.

Football

The Miami Dolphins Know Who Screwed Up

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The Miami Dolphins were supposed to start the season with a Top 10 defense.

Football

This Is Tiki Barber’s Sad Face

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In an article that might as well be titled <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/peter_king/09/05/laborday/1.html">Peter King's Conjecture</a>, Sports Illustrated auteur Peter King says former NFL star Tiki Barber isn't adjusting well to the reality that nobody wanted him, even though he <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/03/tiki-barber-will-in-fact-call-it-a-comeback">really, really wanted back in</a>.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

Nobody Will Be Able To Watch Football In Florida

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The Jacksonville Jaguars <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/jacksonville/news/2011/08/23/jaguars-may-black-out-1st-home-game.html">are on pace</a> to have their season opener against the Tennessee Titans blacked out.

CHAD HENNE

When Did Quarterbacks Stop Having Balls?

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When the Miami Dolphins and Denver Broncos failed to reach an agreement on a trade for Kyle Orton, two things happened: 1) Chad Henne fell ass backwards into another year as the de facto starter for Miami, and B) Tim Tebow possibly lost his job as the starter in Denver.

BRETT FAVRE

The Miami Dolphins Hate Their Fans

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Right before the NFL Lockout lifted, it seemed like the most exciting thing about the shortened and hyper-intensive free agency would be the rush to sign the quality running backs, which were basically DeAngelo Williams and Ahmad Bradshaw.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

Looks Like Denver Is Stuck With Kyle Orton

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In what slowly developed into the most boring and worthless trade saga of this lockout-shortened NFL offseason, the Miami Dolphins finally told the Denver Broncos to F off in regard to Kyle Orton.

COOL STORY BRO

Daryl Gardener Went Back To College

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Former Miami Dolphins defensive tackle and current bodybuilding enthusiast Daryl Gardener was arrested after an altercation with his girlfriend, Sonia Cabrera, earlier this week on the campus of the University of Central Florida.

2011 NFL LOCKOUT

People Actually Buy Channing Crowder Jerseys?

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While the NFL Lockout continues, players are still forced to look elsewhere for around-the-clock attention, so it was no surprise that Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder returned to his South Florida radio show the other day.


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