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Miami Dolphins Fans Have Entered The Song Phase Of Their Peyton Manning Courtship

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With NFL free agency set to begin tomorrow, a lot of people believe that a handful of teams qualify for this equation: Mediocre to average 2011 season + Peyton Manning coming off 4th neck surgery = ZOMG SUPER BOWL.

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In Case You Were Wondering, Peyton Manning's Neck Is Fine

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Since officially becoming a free agent on Wednesday, Peyton Manning is the most popular dude at the desperation party, as basically any team in need of a quarterback is banging down his door.

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That Video That May Or May Not Be Peyton Manning Has People Buzzing

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On Friday, a very poor quality video of a guy in a white helmet throwing a football at Duke University showed up on YouTube and people were like, “Well Peyton Manning has a white helmet and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Manning-Duke.jpg">he’s been hanging out at Duke</a>, so it must be him.

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Miami Dolphins Fans Are About To Be Even More Unbearable

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Before anyone barges in here with pitchforks and gunpowder, please remember that I am a Miami Dolphins fan and I’m incredibly bitter about my favorite NFL team’s struggles.

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Believe It Or Not, The Pro Bowl Wasn’t Terrible: The Game In Pictures

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The 2012 Pro Bowl took place yesterday, in case you were glued to TNT’s broadcast of the Celebrity Drinking Contest annual SAG Awards, and it was basically everything you would expect, as the AFC defeated the NFC 59-41.

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Free Melissa Kellerman!

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If you’re any type of respectable male – or awesome female – you probably spent your Thanksgiving with a face full of gravy as you shoveled turkey into your yapper while watching 3 more-or-less entertaining NFL games.

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Open Thread: Thanksgiving Football 2011

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Roger Goodell is grinning ear-to-ear.

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Congratulations To The Indianapolis Colts!

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Well, the time comes when the lights need to be turned on and the party must end.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 9

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With news that Peyton Manning’s neck is simply not healing as expected, it has become clearer than ever that the Indianapolis Colts may be without their legendary franchise quarterback for longer than just this season.

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Care About This: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting Divorced

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Speculation has been running rampant on sites where "Lindsay Lohan has gross teeth" is news for weeks, and it's about to become official: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are divorcing.

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Tony Sparano Has Faith In The Housing Market

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  It would be beyond obvious to say that things aren’t going well for the Miami Dolphins.

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Tim Tebow: Angel, Dolphin Murderer

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In the first second of this video, a version of Tim Tebow with angel wings stabs an upright-walking, football-playing dolphin in the stomach with a spear.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 7

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While a 2-win record is hardly something to be proud of through Week 7, it has become the first actual dividing line between the pretenders and contenders for this “Suck for Luck” sweepstakes.

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10.21 The Cooler

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Hasana Nvus John Singleton Sues Paramount For $20 Million <a href="http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20111020/ap_en_ot/us_people_john_singleton">[AP]</a> Bryant Gumbel: Exposing Himself or David Stern.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

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Now that “Suck For Luck” is a full blown ordeal – there’s even <a href="http://twitter.com/suckforluck">a Twitter account</a> devoted to it – it’s very amusing to see the general NFL fan’s reaction to the idea that teams might tank some games to secure the guy every analyst this side of Mel Kiper’s phallic eagle swoop is calling the next John Elway.

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Andrew Luck Might Want To Stay In School

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Even as the Miami Dolphins are 0-4 and most fans – this handsome blogger included – are leaning toward the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/suck-for-luck">“Suck for Luck”</a> campaign, there are two immediate roadblocks to a 0-16 season.

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Carl Edwards: Master Of Football

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I think we all agree that America's NASCAR drivers are the world's top athletes.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

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We're finally starting to see a bit of separation in the rankings, at least now that Kansas City realized that it can still defeat the really crappy teams and the Minnesota Vikings remembered that they just paid Adrian Peterson a gajillion dollars to lean on him for the next few years.


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