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LeBron James Will Star In The Movie ‘Ballers’ With Kevin Hart

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LeBron James is set to become a movie star next year, as he'll begin filming 'Ballers' with Kevin Hart.

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Dwyane Wade Out Boshed Chris Bosh With A Videobombing Cartwheel

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Dwyane Wade has risen up and dethroned Chris Bosh as the king of Miami Heat video photobombing with a cartwheel during a LeBron James interview.

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Of Course Greg Oden Had A Dunk On His Very First Play With The Miami Heat

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Greg Oden played in an NBA game for the first time since 2009 and dunked on his very first touch.

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LeBron James Is Already In Postseason Form

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In tonight's preseason game against the Washington Wizards, Miami Heat superstar LeBron James opened up with a one-handed alley oop dunk.

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Michael Beasley Needed Medical Attention After Being Punched In The Head By Michael Beasley

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Miami Heat star Michael Beasley needed medical attention after punching himself in the head repeatedly. Yes, like War Machine.

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Kyrie Irving Is Now Responsible For All Cleveland Sports Fan Abandonment Issues

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A precocious child asked Cleveland Cavaliers star Kyrie Irving if he was going to leave them like LeBron left them, because Cleveland still has issues.

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Adrienne Bosh’s Baby Shower Is Just About The Most Ridiculous Thing You’ll Ever See

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Adrienne Bosh's Parisian Princess themed baby shower was one of the most ridiculous things you'll see this week.

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Let’s Play A Game: Which LeBron James Wedding Details Are Real And Which Are Fake?

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By the time that six or seven million people read this post, the first several dozen guests for Miami Heat star LeBron James' wedding will have arrived in San Diego to begin preparing for what I am boldly calling the “Biggest Wedding of the Weekend.

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LeBron James’ Police Escort ‘Violated Policy’ And Nothing Will Happen

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Yesterday, I posted the Instagram video that NBA champion and social media narcissist LeBron James Tweeted before he attended Friday’s Jay Z and Justin Timberlake in Miami, and wouldn’t you know it.

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With Leather’s Watch This: LeBron James Got A Police Escort To The Jay Z Concert

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Last week, LeBron James attended the Dwayne Wade Fantasy Basketball Camp in South Florida with comedian Kevin Hart (and other celebrities, I’m sure) and the reason I’m bringing this up is because there probably isn’t much about the self-proclaimed King’s life that us average folk wouldn’t consider to be a fantasy.

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Former No. 1 Draft Pick Greg Oden Signs With Miami Heat

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Place the over/under wayyyy over 200,000 jokes, gifs and memes about Greg Oden and LeBron looking alike before the start of the regular season.

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The Miami Heat Russian Nesting Dolls Got It Exactly Right

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"Nesting dolls" are extremely popular in Russia, where "fun" means "putting a smaller thing into a larger thing, then putting an even smaller thing into that.

CHICAGO BULLS

Derrick Rose’s First Game Back Will Reportedly Be Against, You Guessed It, The Heat On Opening Night

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Someone in the league office must have gotten a hold of those awesome, fan-made <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/07/derrick-rose-vengeance-video" target="_blank">Derrick Rose</a> and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/07/lebron-james-watch-the-throne-video" target="_blank">LeBron James</a> videos.

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NBA Big Man News: Demarcus Cousins Wants To Remain A King, Greg Oden To Choose Heat, Spurs Or Pelicans

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The Kings avoided relocation to Seattle, shipped Tyreke Evans out of town and locked down a new owner, general manager and head coach.

CHICAGO BULLS

LeBron James (Sort Of) Sends Warning Shots At Derrick Rose

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LeBron James' fans didn't take kindly to last week's video that depicted <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/07/derrick-rose-vengeance-video">Derrick Rose coming for the king</a>.

MIAMI HEAT

LeBron James Rapped And It Wasn’t Terrible

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Further establishing himself among the ranks of other NBA players, both great and meaningless, who have turned to rapping as a second or third career, LeBron James <a href="http://instagram.com/p/bkXm-qiTPT/" target="_blank">posted two short clips</a> of his new rap effort <a href="http://instagram.com/p/bkZulFCTDY/" target="_blank">to Instagram video yesterday</a>.

CHICAGO BULLS

Derrick Rose Is Sort Of Hunting For LeBron James

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In less than a minute, Derrick Rose's "vengeance" video increased my anticipation for the new NBA season from a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA" target="_blank">"camel-on-hump-day"</a> happy to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W835NXULQEQ" target="_blank">"Martin-hitting-the-lottery"</a> happy.

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Chris Bosh Talked To Conan About Photobombing, Bridges, Booze

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/01/chris-bosh-disney-channel-jessie-video" target="_blank">The Disney Channel's 'Jessie'</a> is in re-runs right now, so Chris Bosh was able to find a few minutes to sit down with Conan O'Brien and discuss the important events of his life, such as bridge-ducking, champagne hoarding, photobombing technique and Tim Duncan posters.

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Miami Heat Have to Duck Under Overpasses During Victory Parade

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Members of the Miami Heat, including LeBron James, had to duck several times during their victory parade as their double-decker bus squeezed under overpasses.


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