Posts Tagged: MIAMI MARLINS

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Groupon Sports Deal Of The Week: Miami Marlins Opening Day Tickets For $13

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The Miami Marlins aren't wasting any time in letting their fans down, as the team has already posted Opening Day tickets on Groupon.

BAD PARENTING

This Father Of The Year Candidate Sacrificed His Child For A Baseball At A Mets Game

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A dad at a Spring Training game sacrificed his young child's safety to come up empty-handed on a baseball hit into the outfield grass.

Baseball

The Dugout: Jim Thome And The Dreams Of The Everyday Houseman

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Slugger Jim Thome took a front office job with the White Sox, but he isn't done hitting dingers yet. Today on The Dugout, Jim Thome works and daydreams.

Baseball

Fans Rejoice As Miami Marlins President David Samson Has Been Voted Off ‘Survivor’

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Despite claiming that he'd win because people underestimate him, Miami Marlins President David Samson was the first contestant booted from 'Survivor.'

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You Won’t Believe What Miami Marlins President David Samson Calls His ‘Claim To Fame’ In His ‘Survivor’ Profile

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On his contestant profile for the new season of 'Survivor,' Miami Marlins President David Samson brags about how he got stadium funding during a recession.

Baseball

Best Thing You’ll Watch Today: Marlins Pitcher Jose Fernandez’s Heartwarming Reunion With His Grandmother

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Must watch: Miami Marlins pitcher and NL rookie of the year Jose Fernandez had an emotional reunion with the grandmother he left in Cuba six years ago.

Baseball

The Miami Marlins Pulled Off The Strangest No-Hitter Against The Detroit Tigers

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Miami Marlins pitcher Henderson Alvarez needed a wild pitch by the Detroit Tigers in the 9th inning to lock down his first no-hitter.

ATLANTA BRAVES

A Brief Conversation About Jose Fernandez’s First Major League Home Run

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Miami Marlins rookie pitcher Jose Fernandez put an exclamation point on a hell of a debut season last night, as the second-worst team in baseball defeated the second-best 5-2.

ACES AND EIGHTS

Biker Gang Vs. An Octopus: It’s Legends Of Wrestling Night At Marlins Park

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The Miami Marlins hosted 'Legends Of Wrestling Night' at Marlins Park, featuring Goldberg, the Nasty Boys and more.

Baseball

Yasiel Puig Might Have Said, ‘F*ck The Media’ But Totally Didn’t Mean It Like That

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Miami sports talk radio host <a href="https://twitter.com/Friedo790/statuses/369560455942926336" target="_blank">Josh Friedman</a> created quite the stir yesterday when he Tweeted the following: Of course, that created two kinds of responses: 1) The media members who have been stroking Yasiel Puig’s young ego and building him into the Cuban Bo Jackson immediately went into full-blown “What a classless punk” mode, using such terms as “hogwash” and “malarkey” as they are wont to do.

Animals

A Joke About Baseball Bats

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get it I live in Austin, Texas, where bats flying up out of nowhere is one of our things.

AT&T PARK

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Child Whose Dad Missed A Foul Ball

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Back in July of 2011, Burnsy answered the question, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/the-great-foul-ball-debate-how-do-you-declare-the-real-villain#page/1" target="_blank">"How do you declare the villain in a foul ball dispute?"</a> The examination covered a lot of variables -- children throwing tantrums, grown men stealing foul balls from teenage girls, kids trying to get a soccer ball up over a fence and having it stolen from them at the last second by a randomly-occurring jerk -- but it never mentioned the touchiest of foul ball subjects: the dad who tries, but fails.

BALLPARK PROMOTIONS

The Miami Marlins Are Giving Out Fedoras For Father’s Day

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On Sunday, most people will take a break from their typical weekend fodder of getting blackout drunk and screaming, “Sunday Funday.

Baseball

Things Are Going Great For The Marlins

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With Day 1 of the 6,456 day baseball season approaching quickly, young players are busting their asses to try to make opening day rosters, while the savvy veterans are trying just hard enough to make sure they don’t split their pants on routine fly balls.

Baseball

Miami Marlins Fans Near Riot As Single Game Tickets Go On Sale

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The Miami Marlins invited their fans to their special Winter Warm-Up event on Saturday, presumably with cards that read, “Giancarlo Stanton may hate us, but he’s still here”, and it went about as well as you’d expect.

BUD SELIG

The Miami Marlins Fan Protest That Depressed The Entire Sports World

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Remember earlier this year when a dozen or so Miami Dolphins fans showed up to Joe Robbie Pro Player Sun Life their stadium <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/04/a-look-inside-jeff-irelands-draft-day-process.html">to protest the ongoing employment of general manager Jeff Ireland</a> and everyone was like, “Awwwww, those poor fans think they can make Stephen Ross make good decisions”.

ANGRY FANS

Hoo Boy, The Internet Really, Really Hates Miami Marlins Owner Jeffrey Loria

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If you didn’t see enough of it last night as the news initially broke, you’re going to see plenty of columns, editorials and fiery rants today about how Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is a scumbag because he is willingly killing his second baseball franchise because he’s horrible at what he does.

CHICAGO CUBS

Adam Greenberg Isn’t Moonlight Graham, But He’s Close

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You will read this line in every Adam Greenberg story, including this one.

Baseball

Austin Kearns Nearly Beheads Photographer With Flying Bat

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Miami Marlins pinch hitter Austin Kearns swings and fails to hold onto his bat, which hits a cameraman sitting next to the dugout.


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