BAD IDEAS

The Marlins Made Their GM The Manager, Which Is An Insane And Very Marlins Thing To Do

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Owner Jeffrey Loria may have ruined all the optimism the Marlins were drawing heading into the season, which is par for his course.

GIANCARLO STANTON

Giancarlo Stanton Hit Another Mammoth Home Run And A Fan Snagged It With His Bare Hand

Giancarlo Stanton launched another ridiculous home run and a fan caught it with one-hand.

GIANCARLO STANTON

Giancarlo Hit A Baseball Stupid Hard For This Line Drive Home Run

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There are certain immutable facts of life that no one bothers to argue, like the sky is blue and the Earth is round.

#MLB

Christian Yelich Walked-Off For The Marlins, So Dee Gordon Posterized Him With This Dunk

Please, PLEASE let this become a thing this year. The Miami Marlins are now the early favorites for the most fun young MLB team.

BACK TO THE FUTURE

A Chicago Museum Is Giving Away A ‘Back To The Future’ DeLorean If The Cubs Can Win The World Series

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A auto museum in Chicago is hoping the Cubs can prove the movie 'Back To The Future' true by winning the World Series.

Baseball Players Are Strange

Marlins Pitcher Carter Capps Has The Weirdest Delivery In Baseball, And It Somehow Isn’t Illegal

Carter Capps is finding success by throwing himself at the plate before he throws the ball, and some think it might be the start of a trend

Andrew Heaney

Top Baseball Prospect Andrew Heaney Was Traded Twice In One Day And Had A Perfect Tweet About It

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MLB prospect Andrew Heaney had a sense of humor about being traded twice in one day

GIANCARLO STANTON

This Is What Giancarlo Stanton’s Face Looks Like After Getting Hit With A Fastball

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Giancarlo Stanton is really jacked up after taking a fastball to the face and here are the pics to prove it.

Mike Redmond meltdown

Marlins Manager Mike Redmond Had A Meltdown For The Ages Last Night

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Manager Mike Redmond vehemently disagreed with a call last night leading to the best managerial meltdown of the season.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Courtesy Of ‘The Daily Show,’ Here’s The Phillie Phanatic Having Sex With Billy The Marlin While Fredbird Watches

In his apology to the city of Philadelphia last night, Jon Stewart exposed a sex tape made by the Phillie Phanatic with other mascots.

#MLB

Groupon Sports Deal Of The Week: Miami Marlins Opening Day Tickets For $13

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The Miami Marlins aren't wasting any time in letting their fans down, as the team has already posted Opening Day tickets on Groupon.

#MLB

This Father Of The Year Candidate Sacrificed His Child For A Baseball At A Mets Game

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A dad at a Spring Training game sacrificed his young child's safety to come up empty-handed on a baseball hit into the outfield grass.

#MLB

The Dugout: Jim Thome And The Dreams Of The Everyday Houseman

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Slugger Jim Thome took a front office job with the White Sox, but he isn't done hitting dingers yet. Today on The Dugout, Jim Thome works and daydreams.

#MLB

Fans Rejoice As Miami Marlins President David Samson Has Been Voted Off ‘Survivor’

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Despite claiming that he'd win because people underestimate him, Miami Marlins President David Samson was the first contestant booted from 'Survivor.'

#BROS BEING BROS

You Won’t Believe What Miami Marlins President David Samson Calls His ‘Claim To Fame’ In His ‘Survivor’ Profile

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On his contestant profile for the new season of 'Survivor,' Miami Marlins President David Samson brags about how he got stadium funding during a recession.

#MLB

Best Thing You’ll Watch Today: Marlins Pitcher Jose Fernandez’s Heartwarming Reunion With His Grandmother

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Must watch: Miami Marlins pitcher and NL rookie of the year Jose Fernandez had an emotional reunion with the grandmother he left in Cuba six years ago.

#MLB

The Miami Marlins Pulled Off The Strangest No-Hitter Against The Detroit Tigers

Miami Marlins pitcher Henderson Alvarez needed a wild pitch by the Detroit Tigers in the 9th inning to lock down his first no-hitter.

#MLB

A Brief Conversation About Jose Fernandez’s First Major League Home Run

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Miami Marlins rookie pitcher Jose Fernandez put an exclamation point on a hell of a debut season last night, as the second-worst team in baseball defeated the second-best 5-2.


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