The Miami Marlins Fan Protest That Depressed The Entire Sports World


Remember earlier this year when a dozen or so Miami Dolphins fans showed up to Joe Robbie Pro Player Sun Life their stadium to protest the ongoing employment of general manager Jeff Ireland and everyone was like, “Awwwww, those poor fans think they can make Stephen Ross make good decisions”.


Hoo Boy, The Internet Really, Really Hates Miami Marlins Owner Jeffrey Loria


If you didn’t see enough of it last night as the news initially broke, you’re going to see plenty of columns, editorials and fiery rants today about how Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is a scumbag because he is willingly killing his second baseball franchise because he’s horrible at what he does.


Fire Sale: Miami Marlins Trade Away Premium Talent To Blue Jays


The newly-minted Miami Marlins made waves this time last year, using money that had barely reached their hands to splurge on baseball's free agent market to the tune of nearly $200 million.


Adam Greenberg Isn’t Moonlight Graham, But He’s Close

You will read this line in every Adam Greenberg story, including this one.


Austin Kearns Nearly Beheads Photographer With Flying Bat

Miami Marlins pinch hitter Austin Kearns swings and fails to hold onto his bat, which hits a cameraman sitting next to the dugout.


Morning Links: Miami’s Season, In A Nutshell


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Cole Hamels Is Now Much Richer Than You


In a deal that really shouldn’t have surprised anyone, lest a team were willing to deliver an entire bus full of MLB-ready pitching prospects to City of Brotherly Love, the Philadelphia Phillies have agreed to a new deal with lefty Cole Hamels that will make him the second-richest pitcher in Major League Baseball, behind C.


Jose Reyes Homerun Drills Vendor in the Back

The Marlins' Jose Reyes hits a homerun to right field that hits an unsuspecting usher square in the back.


A Work Of Art: Paying Respect To The Marlins’ Fitted Caps


There's the classic blue and white Dodgers fitted, the red, white and blue Braves one and of course the red and white Reds creation.


Morning Links: Hooray, This Stupid Thing Can Finally Do Its Job

Thanks, Omar Infante, now that guy going the long way around to get a hot dog is soaking wet.


Question Of The Day: Which Coach Had The Bigger Fail – Ozzie Guillen Or Bobby Petrino?


Oh, leave it to the sports world to generate its fair share of headlines for the week.


The 20 Best Ozzie Guillen Misquotes


Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is currently taking a break from the team’s road trip for a pit stop in Miami to dish out a few thousand apologies for a comment he recently made to Time magazine.


The Dugout Opening Days '12: Tampa Bay Rays


Baseball season is officially upon us, and that means only one thing -- the return of The Dugout, the Internet's longest running and most critically acclaimed webcomic about baseball players with pun screen names pretending to curse at each other over AIM.


The With Leather Photo Tour Of Marlins Park


This weekend was a busy one for me -- attending Wrestlemania XXVIII, meeting Dave "Masked Man" Shoemaker from Grantland, trying to figure out what the sh*t a "Sun Pass" is -- but one of the biggest highlights was attending Sunday's exhibition game between the New York Yankees and the new look Miami Marlins in brand-spanking-new Marlins Park in Miami.


Thursday Was A Big Day For Ozzie Guillen News


If you're already sick of Ozzie Guillen, f***ing strap in, because it's going to be a long summer.


The Miami Marlins Home Run Statue Is Really Happening


We’d seen the artist renderings and we’d heard the rumors – every time Giancarlo “Mike” Stanton and Co.


The Marlins At Least Have Some Taste

As the Florida Miami Marlins prepare to open their new stadium and begin their new season in their new uniforms with their new shortstop who will hopefully hit a bunch of home runs to light up their new home run fish statue/shrine, it was only fitting that the team would add some new flair and style to the stadium as well.

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