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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Child Whose Dad Missed A Foul Ball

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Back in July of 2011, Burnsy answered the question, "How do you declare the villain in a foul ball dispute?" The examination covered a lot of variables -- children throwing tantrums, grown men stealing foul balls from teenage girls, kids trying to get a soccer ball up over a fence and having it stolen from them at the last second by a randomly-occurring jerk -- but it never mentioned the touchiest of foul ball subjects: the dad who tries, but fails.

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The Miami Marlins Are Giving Out Fedoras For Father’s Day

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On Sunday, most people will take a break from their typical weekend fodder of getting blackout drunk and screaming, “Sunday Funday.

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Things Are Going Great For The Marlins

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With Day 1 of the 6,456 day baseball season approaching quickly, young players are busting their asses to try to make opening day rosters, while the savvy veterans are trying just hard enough to make sure they don’t split their pants on routine fly balls.

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Miami Marlins Fans Near Riot As Single Game Tickets Go On Sale

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The Miami Marlins invited their fans to their special Winter Warm-Up event on Saturday, presumably with cards that read, “Giancarlo Stanton may hate us, but he’s still here”, and it went about as well as you’d expect.

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The Miami Marlins Fan Protest That Depressed The Entire Sports World

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Remember earlier this year when a dozen or so Miami Dolphins fans showed up to Joe Robbie Pro Player Sun Life their stadium to protest the ongoing employment of general manager Jeff Ireland and everyone was like, “Awwwww, those poor fans think they can make Stephen Ross make good decisions”.

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Hoo Boy, The Internet Really, Really Hates Miami Marlins Owner Jeffrey Loria

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If you didn’t see enough of it last night as the news initially broke, you’re going to see plenty of columns, editorials and fiery rants today about how Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is a scumbag because he is willingly killing his second baseball franchise because he’s horrible at what he does.

TORONTO BLUE JAYS

Fire Sale: Miami Marlins Trade Away Premium Talent To Blue Jays

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The newly-minted Miami Marlins made waves this time last year, using money that had barely reached their hands to splurge on baseball's free agent market to the tune of nearly $200 million.

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Adam Greenberg Isn’t Moonlight Graham, But He’s Close

You will read this line in every Adam Greenberg story, including this one.

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Austin Kearns Nearly Beheads Photographer With Flying Bat

Miami Marlins pinch hitter Austin Kearns swings and fails to hold onto his bat, which hits a cameraman sitting next to the dugout.

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Morning Links: Miami’s Season, In A Nutshell

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Cole Hamels Is Now Much Richer Than You

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In a deal that really shouldn’t have surprised anyone, lest a team were willing to deliver an entire bus full of MLB-ready pitching prospects to City of Brotherly Love, the Philadelphia Phillies have agreed to a new deal with lefty Cole Hamels that will make him the second-richest pitcher in Major League Baseball, behind C.

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Jose Reyes Homerun Drills Vendor in the Back

The Marlins' Jose Reyes hits a homerun to right field that hits an unsuspecting usher square in the back.

SNEAKERS

A Work Of Art: Paying Respect To The Marlins’ Fitted Caps

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There's the classic blue and white Dodgers fitted, the red, white and blue Braves one and of course the red and white Reds creation.

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Morning Links: Hooray, This Stupid Thing Can Finally Do Its Job

Thanks, Omar Infante, now that guy going the long way around to get a hot dog is soaking wet.

Spotlight

Question Of The Day: Which Coach Had The Bigger Fail – Ozzie Guillen Or Bobby Petrino?

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Oh, leave it to the sports world to generate its fair share of headlines for the week.

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The 20 Best Ozzie Guillen Misquotes

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Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is currently taking a break from the team’s road trip for a pit stop in Miami to dish out a few thousand apologies for a comment he recently made to Time magazine.

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The Dugout Opening Days '12: Tampa Bay Rays

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Baseball season is officially upon us, and that means only one thing -- the return of The Dugout, the Internet's longest running and most critically acclaimed webcomic about baseball players with pun screen names pretending to curse at each other over AIM.

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The With Leather Photo Tour Of Marlins Park

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This weekend was a busy one for me -- attending Wrestlemania XXVIII, meeting Dave "Masked Man" Shoemaker from Grantland, trying to figure out what the sh*t a "Sun Pass" is -- but one of the biggest highlights was attending Sunday's exhibition game between the New York Yankees and the new look Miami Marlins in brand-spanking-new Marlins Park in Miami.


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