MALL OF AMERICA

The Creators Of Mall Of America Want To Build An Even Bigger Mall In Miami

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The creators of Mall of America have a flawless plan, to build an even bigger mall in Florida, complete with a Legoland and sea lions.

mugshots

This Is What The Mugshot Of A Guy Who Was Arrested Waving A Dildo Around Art Basel Looks Like

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We're sure you'll all be shocked to learn that this fine gentleman was arrested waving around a fake penis at an art show.

Fan fights

This Miami Fan’s Super Punch Failed Miserably And Here Is The Incredible Vine

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If you're going to throw a super punch, go all out like this Miami bro.

Wade Baldwin IV

The Top 10 College Basketball Freshman Flying Under The Radar This Year

Well guys its that time of year again, this time last year we brought you our first edition of our “Under-the-radar” list and we’re back at it again.

#Florida

Politicians In South Miami Want South Florida To Become Its Very Own State

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A resolution passed by South Miami politicians would turn South Florida into the 51st state.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Has Been Ordered To Undergo Anger Management Classes

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The mightiest of wee tempers is about to be put on a leash.

#FLORIDA

David Beckham Took A Selfie With His New Perfect Wingman Rick Scott

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After a meeting with Florida Governor Rick Scott, soccer star and Miami's MLS team owner David Beckham posed for a selfie.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Has Turned Himself In To The Toronto Police Department

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Singer Justin Bieber has been arrested for the second time in a week, as he turned himself in to Toronto Police for an alleged assault from December.

#Justin Bieber

Here’s Justin Bieber’s Mugshot

Fresh off the Miami Beach Police Twitter account.

#LeBron James

LeBron James’ Police Escort ‘Violated Policy’ And Nothing Will Happen

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Yesterday, I posted the Instagram video that NBA champion and social media narcissist LeBron James Tweeted before he attended Friday’s Jay Z and Justin Timberlake in Miami, and wouldn’t you know it.

#Facebook

A Florida Man Killed His Wife, Posted A Picture On Facebook And Turned Himself In

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A 31-year old man in South Miami admitted in a Facebook status that he killed his wife before posting a picture of her dead body and turning himself in.

THE SITUATION

Ryan Lochte Is Hanging Out With The Situation Now Because Of Course He Is

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Olympic gold medalist and guy who trademarked the word “JEAH”, Ryan Lochte turned 28-years old on August 3, which was almost 8 weeks ago, and that’s important to remember because he was the guest of honor at Liv in Miami this past weekend, as he celebrated his birthday.

#LeBron James

Hating the Miami Heat: Still Socially Just and Morally Sound

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Like many Americans of prudent judgment and sound mind, I will be rooting passionately against the Heat during this year’s NBA Finals, and thus for the Oklahoma City Thunder.

miami

Here's A Good Way To Get Shot: Dress Up As A Zombie And Chase Miami Residents

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Ever since news broke about the so-called "South Beach Cannibal" eating off a man's face hit the internet, the internet has predictably responded by toeing the line between good and bad taste in its efforts to make light of one of the more horrendous news stories of the 21st century.

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE WrestleMania XXVIII Live

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Pre-show notes: - First and foremost I'd like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ give a huge thank you to Bill Hanstock for filling in on the WWE Raw Open Discussion Thread and to Chris Trew for his excellent fill-in job for me on yesterday's Best And Worst Of Raw.

#MLB

The With Leather Photo Tour Of Marlins Park

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This weekend was a busy one for me -- attending Wrestlemania XXVIII, meeting Dave "Masked Man" Shoemaker from Grantland, trying to figure out what the sh*t a "Sun Pass" is -- but one of the biggest highlights was attending Sunday's exhibition game between the New York Yankees and the new look Miami Marlins in brand-spanking-new Marlins Park in Miami.

#NFL

Miami Dolphins Fans Are About To Be Even More Unbearable

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Before anyone barges in here with pitchforks and gunpowder, please remember that I am a Miami Dolphins fan and I’m incredibly bitter about my favorite NFL team’s struggles.

SMOKE BREAK

Trouble In Paradise: Miami Named America’s Most “Miserable” City

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From an outsider's perspective, Miami is Florida's real capital where the sun shines gracefully on the skin of chiseled celebutantes and a regular weekday feels like Mardi Gras.


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