huge holes

50 Questions About The Giant Mysterious (Monster Filled?) Hole That Opened Up In Siberia

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A giant mysterious hole in the ground just opened up in Siberia. We have many important questions about this.

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

Let’s Dissect These ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos With GIFs And Snark

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Here's the first clip and a TV spot for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', which we will analyze with sarcasm and GIFs.

#gifs

These Five ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos May Show Too Much. Vertically.

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The new TV spot and character "motion posters" for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' reveal more than we expected.

Michael Bay

No, It’s Not OK To See Dumb Movies Like ‘Transformers’

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Is it really so bad to just "turn your brain off" and watch a cool movie? Yes, yes it is, and you're ruining everything.

Advertising

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shill Cheesy Bites Pizza In New Pizza Hut Tie-In Ad

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The 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' star in this new Pizza Hut ad because why wouldn't they? It's already a 90-minute cross-branding opportunity.

critics

The Michael Bay Review Graph Seems To Show A Distinct Trend

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This graph of Michael Bay's reviews over time seems to suggest that he's not just making crappy movies, but progressively crappier movies.

MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS

Where’s The Tunes? 10 Pop Songs Michael Bay Could’ve Used In Transformers

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The 'Transformers' franchise has been lacking in pop songs, so we decided to suggest a few.

MARK WAHLBERG

‘Transformers: Age Of Extinction’ Makes $120M In First Day, I Hate You All

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'Transformers' proves once again that sucking is no detriment to making millions in Hollywood

CHINA

A Chinese Man Bought Hundreds Of Tickets To ‘Transformers’ To Win Back His Ex-Girlfriend

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In the history of poorly thought out romantic gestures, this one sizzles a little more due to that Michael Bay influence.

SLUTS AND CLOWNS

Michael Bay’s Essential Rules Of Filmmaking

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Michael Bay shares his nine essential keys to filmmaking, including how to decided whether a character is a slut or a clown.

CHINESE AUTOMATIC SPERM EXTRACTOR

Frotcast 209: ‘Pain And Gain,’ And The Chinese Handjob Robot

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We talk 'Pain and Gain' and Gary Oldman on this week's Frotcast, and nearly die talking about the Chinese Automatic Sperm Extractor aka Hand Job Robot.

giving up

Review: ‘Transformers: Age Of Extinction’ Could Easily Be Titled, ‘Michael Bay Gives Up’

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'Transformers: Age Of Extinction' proves that everyone involved really is just in it for the paycheck.

DINOSAURS

Michael Bay Hit ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Actors With A Broom (Plus Clips)

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Here are three clips from 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' along with a story about how Michael Bay kept actors in line on set.

critics

‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Might Be Michael Bay’s Worst Movie Yet

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Could 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' be Michael Bay's worst movie? That would really be saying something.

CAPTION IT

Transformers: Age Of Extinction Caption Contest

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'Transformers: Age of Extinction' premiered last night. None of us wanted to sit through a nearly three hour Transformer movie, so we thought we'd just make fun of this picture instead.

CHINA FILM GROUP

A Chinese Company Is Suing Over Its Product Placement In Trans4mers

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A Chinese company unhappy with its product placement in Trans4mers is suing to get its $1.8 million back.

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Have Character Posters, And They Look Like They’re Made Of Burlap

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'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' releases character posters for Raphael, Leonardo, and Michael Angelo. I miss the rubber suits.

Michael Bay

Deep Wang: Here’s Everything Wrong With ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’

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Unsurprisingly, 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' may be the longest CinemaSins video ever.

BAYHEM

Michael Bay Wore An Awesome Shirt On The Trans4mers Set

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Michael Bay wore a shirt about how badass he is, sponsored by Nike, on the set of Trans4mers because of course he did.




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