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Michael Bay Is Making The Most Michael Bay-Sounding TV Show Ever

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TNT is letting Michael Bay make the Michael Bay of TV shows.

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A New Study Shows That Michael Bay Movies Cause People to Eat More Junk Food

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According to SCIENCE, enjoying Michael Bay movies might mean you have bad taste - and bad tastebuds.

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The Only Thing Scary About The New ‘Ouija’ Trailer Is That This Movie Was Made

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The second trailer for the Michael Bay-produced 'Ouija' reveals the same stale scares from the first trailer, but with more eye rolling.

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Ever Wondered What ‘Up’ Would Have Looked Like If Directed By Michael Bay?

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Because you need it in your life, here's a trailer for the Michael Bay version of Pixar's animated classic 'Up.'

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Michael Bay Will Graciously Let Someone Else Direct Transformers 5

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Michael Bay says he'll be passing the baton to a new director for Trans5mers, as if it even needs a director.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Getting A Sequel Because F*ck You

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Paramount has announced plans for a sequel to the 19%-on-RottenTomatoes Ninja Turtles movie. Because f*ck you, you'll see it.

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The ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Sequel Is Already Happening

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After winning the box-office, Paramount Pictures is going ahead with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sequel.

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Michael Bay’s ‘Monster Squad’ Remake Is Dead, World Now Safe For Wolfman Nards

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We can all breathe easier knowing that Michael Bay's production company will no longer be handling any wolfman nards.

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New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos Make With The Fart Jokes

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Paramount has released several new videos from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', opening this Friday whether you want it or not.

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Megan Fox To ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Haters: ‘F*ck Off’

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Megan Fox has some strong words for anyone who wants to hate "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

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TJ Miller Calls Working With Michael Bay ‘A Very Bipolar Experience’

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TJ Miller says Michael Bay basically treated him like a dancing bear on the set of Transformers.

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50 Questions About The Giant Mysterious (Monster Filled?) Hole That Opened Up In Siberia

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A giant mysterious hole in the ground just opened up in Siberia. We have many important questions about this.

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Let’s Dissect These ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos With GIFs And Snark

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Here's the first clip and a TV spot for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', which we will analyze with sarcasm and GIFs.

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These Five ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos May Show Too Much. Vertically.

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The new TV spot and character "motion posters" for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' reveal more than we expected.

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No, It’s Not OK To See Dumb Movies Like ‘Transformers’

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Is it really so bad to just "turn your brain off" and watch a cool movie? Yes, yes it is, and you're ruining everything.

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shill Cheesy Bites Pizza In New Pizza Hut Tie-In Ad

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The 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' star in this new Pizza Hut ad because why wouldn't they? It's already a 90-minute cross-branding opportunity.

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The Michael Bay Review Graph Seems To Show A Distinct Trend

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This graph of Michael Bay's reviews over time seems to suggest that he's not just making crappy movies, but progressively crappier movies.

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

Where’s The Tunes? 10 Pop Songs Michael Bay Could’ve Used In Transformers

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The 'Transformers' franchise has been lacking in pop songs, so we decided to suggest a few.


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