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Joe Biden Took This Kid’s Pacifier And He Can’t Do Anything About It

Make sure you rinse that thing in hot water before giving it back to the kid.

MARTHA STEWART

Martha Stewart Claims She’s Got The Skills To Roll A Perfect Joint

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Martha Stewart reveals her joint rolling skills in this interview and determines which billionaires she'd shag, marry, or kill.

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'SNL' Recap: Jimmy Fallon And Justin Timberlake Should Kiss To Break The Tension

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A recap of last night's "SNL," with Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake, and a million guest stars.

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To Celebrate America's Independence, Here's 10 Minutes Of Guys Eating Hot Dogs

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You know you're in dangerous territory when the mascot starts facepalming.

#JON STEWART

Jon Stewart Points Out The Hypocrisy In Bloomberg's Proposed Ban On Sugary Drinks

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As you may have heard, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is trying to outlaw drinks containing sugar delivered in packaging 16ozs or larger.

#james franco

The Comprehensive Guide To The Best, Most Inspiring Commencement Speeches Of 2012

When it comes to commencement speeches, too many colleges take the boring road and choose some random schlub that a group of 20-somethings has barely heard of, because the old farts calling the shots would love to hear what Fogey Johnson has to say about the old days.

THE TROOPS

Michael Bloomberg Is A Steelers Fan

Actually, New York mayor Michael Bloomberg is a New York Jets fan, but he lost a bet with Pittsburgh mayor Luke Ravenstahl when the Steelers defeated the Jets in the AFC Championship.

THE SITUATION

YOU GOT HAIR GEL IN MY POLITICS

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Here's New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg photographed with Snooki and The Situation from "Jersey Shore," with a cast member from Hair thrown in for good measure.

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BLOOMBERG GOING BATSH-T OVER PLAXICO

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Meanwhile, back in Gotham , New York City mayor and former presidential non-candidate Michael Bloomberg is nearly losing his mind trying to get Plaxico Burress in jail, as illegally carrying a loaded handgun carries a mandatory 42-month prison sentence if convicted.


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