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"Saturday Night Live" got all up in the sports business this weekend, weighing in with some solid material on the Michael Phelps bong drama (above) and James Harrison's 100-yard pick-six in the Super Bowl (below).
The whole "backlash" from <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=14451">the "ordeal"</a> of Michael Phelps' being photographed with a bong has the 14-time Olympic gold medalist wondering aloud if his days in the public eye might be over.
As a nation, are we still expressing shock and outrage when someone does pot.
It must be so hard for Warren Sapp and Michael Phelps to get all the attention they so desperately crave.
Michael Phelps has signed a deal with 505 Games to get <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/baltimore/stories/2008/12/15/daily11.html" target="_blank">his own swimming-themed video game</a>.
Last week an Asian chick with big boobs walked around LAX with Michael Phelps, and I naturally assumed it was his big-boobed Asian girlfriend Caz Pal.
Michael Phelps <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/12/michael-phelps-on-colbert_n_150473.html" target="_blank">went on the Colbert Report last night</a> to promote his new book, No Limits.
When word came out that Michael Phelps was dating some no-name Vegas cocktail waitress named Caroline Pal (aka "Caz") -- pictures <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=12256" target="_self">here</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=12272" target="_blank">here</a> -- a lot of people who don't have Vegas cocktail waitress girlfriends were pretty critical of Phelps.
Sports Illustrated has named Olympic hero and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=12272" target="_blank">yellow fever victim</a> Michael Phelps its <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/magazine/specials/sportsman/2008/12/01/sportsman.2008/index.html?eref=T1" target="_blank">Sportsman of the Year</a>, making him the WAIT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS FACE.
Michael Phelps briefly re-entered the American consciousness this weekend, as a bunch of gossip sites revealed the identity of his girlfriend (Caroline "Caz" Pal, as noted in this morning's SAN) and reported that Phelps brought her home to Baltimore for Thanksgiving.
I saw this commercial for the new Guitar Hero for the first time yesterday, and I was completely unprepared for what happened.
Susan Francia, the 6-foot-2 Amazon you see here, won gold with the U.
Ladies prefer the Phelps on the right Michael Phelps has been a sensation with the ladies since winning his eight golds in Beijing.
As announced everywhere yesterday, Michael Phelps will be cashing in on his Olympic glory with a gig as the host of this season's premiere of Saturday Night Live, with <a href="http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-News-Blog/Todays-News/Michael-Phelps-Present/800045820" target="_blank">additional appearances</a> at the MTV Video Music Awards and on Entourage (guh).
Uh, so remember how Mike Tyson was going to <a href="../post.phtml?pk=1613">sell his services</a> at Heidi Fleiss's stud farm.