Baseball

I Won’t Forget The Men Who Died, Who Gave These Links to Me

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Last year I spent the 4th of July sitting on a blanket on a hillside in the shadow of the Iwo Jima memorial, watching fireworks explode over D.

DOG FIGHTING

Boycott Subway Until Happy Gilmore Gives Back His Gold Jacket

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Philadelphia Eagles quarterback and assumed "trunking" expert Michael Vick took home a BET Award for Sportsman of the Year on Sunday night, and because of this (and stay with me here, because this doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense) an <a href="http://dogblog.dogster.com/2011/06/28/michael-vick-wins-subway-sportsman-of-the-year-at-bet-awards/">animal rights group will be boycotting Subway restaurants</a>.

Football

Things Kids Love: Dog Fighting, Accidentally Shooting Yourself

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Dungy hopes that NFL teams will take a chance on Burress.

BALTIMORE ORIOLES

The Great Customized Jersey Debate

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I was cleaning out my inbox yesterday (which is an awesome euphemism for a trip to the OB-GYN, ladies) when I came across the above picture of a Baltimore Orioles fan wearing his customized Nick Markakis jersey.

Football

Michael Vick Thinks Real Life is ‘The Longest Yard’

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Michael Vick wants the Philadelphia Eagles to sign Plaxico Burress.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Peyton’s Place

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Hey Cleveland, get ready for another excuse for why you never win anything: Browns running back Peyton Hillis is the <a href="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/feature/madden2012cover">face of Madden NFL 12</a>.

MICHAEL VICK

It’s Peyton vs. Vick For ‘Madden 12′ Cover. Not That Peyton…

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Electronic Arts's bracket, designed to select a cover athlete for the next Madden game, <a href="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/18/its-hillis-vs-vick-for-the-madden-12-cover/related">has finally reached its championship round</a>.

MADDEN CURSE

Will Danny Woodhead Be On The Next ‘Madden’ Cover?

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Instead of picking a cover athlete for their 24th edition of the Madden NFL video game series, the powers that be at Electronic Arts have passed the decision onto the fans, in the form of a 32-athlete bracket.

NFL

Michael Vick Bailed On Oprah’s Show

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Oprah Winfrey is without a doubt the most powerful woman in the world, 1 million times stronger than a Voltron of Jewish mothers.

AS SEEN ON TV

Michael Vick Heading To Oprah

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Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick (as opposed to <a href="http://www.greenvilleguitaracademy.com/?page_id=68">South Carolina guitar instructor Michael Vick</a>) has agreed to appear on Oprah Winfrey's famed talk show, currently in what Winfrey has proclaimed will be its final season.

CHICAGO WHITE SOX

Mark Buehrle Wanted Michael Vick To Get Hurt

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Everyone knows Mark Buehrle and his wife love dogs.

Dogs

Vick Gets Key To The City Of Dallas. Really

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Michael Vick was given the key to the city of Dallas last week, which is fine as long as he isn't depriving that key of food and water to make it aggressive toward other keys.

Ben Roethlisberger

Big Ben Is Super Bowl’s Most Hated

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The other day, as I was doing pushups at the request of Blake Lively, I was informed of the existence of something called The Hollywood Reporter and a recent survey it conducted regarding Super Bowl XLV.

MICHAEL VICK

HelmetCam Lives…Sorta

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Michael Vick tried out what has to be some sort of demo helmetcam in <a href="http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-pro-bowl/09000d5d81df34f8/Eagle-eye-Vick-helmet-cam">the NFC's practice</a> for the Pro Bowl earlier this week.

MICHAEL VICK

Mike Vick Is Endorsing Products Again

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When Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick injured his chest against the Washington Redskins earlier this season (above), Unequal Technologies came to the rescue with a special set of pads that would lessen the chances that he’d suffer an even more serious injury upon his return.

AUBURN TIGERS

Charles Barkley Has A Problem With Tucker Carlson

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Last week, Tucker Carlson’s spinning bowtie propelled him back into the news after he said that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick should have been executed for his role in a dog fighting ring.

BRETT FAVRE

Jimmy Fallon Did The Pro Bowl Shuffle

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Last week, Jimmy Fallon paid tribute to the NFL’s most worthless event with a musical number called the <a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2011/01/the-pro-bowl-shuffle/">Pro Bowl Shuffle</a>.

BRETT FAVRE

They Are Who We Thought They Were: The Best Sports Moments Of 2010

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While the entirety of the mainstream media began releasing Best Of lists in the first week of December, I wanted to wait as long as I possibly could to create my own, because of, you know, all of the games that take place throughout December.

BARACK OBAMA

Tucker Carlson Thinks Vick Should Die

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Fresh off the news that President Barack Obama called Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie to commend him for giving Michael Vick a second chance, as well as Vick and Tom Brady leading the Pro Bowl voting, Fox News bowtie enthusiast Tucker Carlson gave his own opinions on the trials and tribulations of the Eagles QB last night when he filled in for the universally beloved gentleman scholar Sean Hannity on Hannity Live.

BRETT FAVRE

Coming To Theaters: The Madden Curse

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When Hollywood studios aren’t insulting us with films based on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded">Candyland</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/seven-figures-for-wheres-waldo">Where’s Waldo?</a>, they’re making terrible sports movies about dogs that can play football and Freddie Prinze Jr.


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