BALLPARK PROMOTIONS

The Battle Creek Bombers Are Going To Sell A ‘L’eggo My Eggo Burger’

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A collegiate league team's stadium in Michigan is about to be the home of a ridiculous hamburger that uses Eggo waffles as buns.

HANDICAPS

Stop Everything And Watch A One-Armed Basketball Player Shut Down His Opponent ‘The Fugitive’-Style

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Geno Policicchio, a 1 armed basketball player from Michigan, pulled a behind-the-back move on his opponent in one of the coolest moments you'll see today.

Football

Olivet Middle School’s ‘Secret Play’ For A Disabled Teammate Is The Best Thing You’ll See Today

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Michigan's Olivet Middle School football team put together a "secret play" for a teammate with a disability, and it changed the lives of everyone involved.

DEMOLITIONS

A Michigan Man Whose House Was To Be Demolished Gave His Neighbor’s Address Instead

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A man in Michigan whose house was set to be demolished is in hot water after he gave his neighbor's address and the wrong house was knocked down.

alex band

Police In Michigan Are Looking For Three Men In The Beating Of The Calling’s Lead Singer

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Right after The Calling announced a reunion and comeback, lead singer Alex Band was abducted and beaten, and police in Michigan are looking for three men.

DETROIT

A Guy On Crutches Tried To Break Into Kid Rock’s House. No, Seriously

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A Detroit man was arrested for trying to break into Kid Rock's house using a van and a pair of crutches. Because he was ON CRUTCHES.

GUNS IN THEATERS

Man Arrested Carrying Loaded Gun, Body Armor, and 34 Rounds at Flint Theater

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It's been a little more than a year since that sideshow Bob-looking freakshow <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/07/gunman-james-holmes-kills-12-wounds-50-at-dark-knight-screening" target="_blank">killed 12 people</a> at an Aurora screening of The Dark Knight Rises, and people seem to have largely forgotten about it in light of more recent mass shootings (a happy ending.

BAMBULANCE

VIDEO: ‘Dead’ deer wakes up in car, runs from cops in real-life Tommy Boy scene

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When you've seen Tommy Boy in excess of 50 times like I have, you can remember and quote every scene.

BASKETBALL

Sports On TV: Freaks And Geeks' 10 Greatest Sports Moments

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This week, Sports On TV looks at the greatest sports moments from one of the greatest shows ever made -- Paul Feig and Judd Apatow's classic 1999 series 'Freaks and Geeks,' about a group of kids trying to navigate high school in 1980s Michigan.

FADS

Mich. HS Students’ Harlem Shake Video Included Simulated Oral & A Live Duck

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The "Harlem Shake" video fad is finally petering out, thankfully so for a whole host of reasons, not the least of which being that no one's actually doing the Harlem Shake in them.

EARLIE JOHNSON

‘The Haters Aren’t Gonna Stop Me': Rebuilding Michigan’s Largest Porn Collection

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Thieves made off with what Earlie Johnson believes is one of the largest pornography collections in all of Michigan. Initial reports had Johnson’s jag swag valued at $6,500, but he believes that was short a stack and the collection is actually worth upwards of $7,500. And now he plans to rebuild it.

Crime

Someone Stole ‘One Of The Largest Porn Collections’ In All Of Michigan

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Two robbers broke into a Michigan man's home and stole his $6,500 collection of porn, one of the biggest collections in the entire state.

College Basketball

Michigan Fans Went Jorting, And I Have A Fantastic New Idea For WrestleMania

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That was the announcement from <a href="https://twitter.com/UMMaizeRage/status/288326232947433473" target="_blank">@UMMaizeRage</a>, the "official twitter of the University of Michigan Maize Rage, college basketball's most passionate and attractive student section.

CONGRESS

The Political Victory Nobody Is Talking About: Kate Upton’s Uncle Won His Election

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I don’t know anything about Michigan’s Fred Upton and his politics, but for circumstances that are important to the very fabric with which this site operates, I had to look them up.

BIG 12

Three Reasons Why Ohio University Football Should Not Be Ranked

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As I watch my alma mater, Ohio University, try to break into the college football rankings week after week this year, I feel that aggrieved pull of fandom for wanting them there.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

I Love You, Denard

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Michigan football fan Pat Stansik expresses his extremely awkward love for quarterback Denard Robinson with a song.


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