Sports

I Love You, Denard

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Michigan football fan Pat Stansik expresses his extremely awkward love for quarterback Denard Robinson with a song.

OHIO STATE BUCKEYES

Toddler Murder + NCAA + ??? = Profit

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The new American Dream is all about getting famous for something awful or accidental, then milking it for the rest of your life.

the kinks

Grand Rapids, Michigan Reponds To Newsweek Snub With Amazing LipDub

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Back In January, Newsweek, the epitome of a dying old media dinosaur, had the audacity to publish a misinformed, <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/2011/01/21/america-s-dying-cities.html">horrendously written listicle titled, "America's Dying Cities</a>.

#APPLE

Do You Know Where Your iPhone Location Data Is? And How To Delete It?

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The Big Kerfuffle Over iPhone Snooping You may have <a href="../news/2011/04/apple-recording-every-more-iphone-users-make/">already heard</a> Apple included a disturbing feature bug with the iOS 4 update released June 2010, a secret file which kept a running log of the latitude and longitude where the phone was located along with a timestamp.

Spotlight

Cops Can Now Download Your Phone’s Data At Traffic Stops?

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<a href="http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/michigan-police-search-drivers-cell-phones-durring-traffic-stops/"> You get pulled over, you're not under arrest...but the cop takes your phone and swipes the data, with or without your consent? Such is the case in Michigan where police have the gadgetry to zap your phone at their leisure. The ACLU's <a href="http://www.aclumich.org/issues/privacy-and-technology/2011-04/1542">offended and on the attack</a>, as very well they should be.

Teenagers

Are Push-ups A Barbaric Punishment?

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A 13-year old Michigan boy has spent more than a week in a children’s hospital after he was forced to do push-ups as a punishment in lieu of detention.

THROAT CANCER

Just How Fat Is Your Pet Gonna Get?

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The Association for Pet Obesity Prevention and Banfield Pet Hospital teamed up for a national survey involving our beloved pet dogs and cats, and the results were quite shocking.

underwear

What Has Your Panties In A Bunch?

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The Swiss Bank UBS raised an eyebrow or a million last month after it was revealed that the company was forcing its employees to adhere to a 43-page employee handbook that detailed everything about how they dress, from their glasses to their asses.

#Batman

The Worst Batmobile? Au Contraire, Mon Frère

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Jalopnik is calling this the "world's worst Batmobile," so now I have to find Bugs Bunny's glove to slap them with.

MICHIGAN

…AND MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS

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Michigan appparently hates people.

WOLVERINES

HUGH JACKMAN TO ROBO BOX IN MICHIGAN

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(Oh right, like I'm the a--hole for trying to make the picture relevant.

VIDEOS

Black Milk Is Pure Michigan

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As our economy here in Michigan currently resides alongside <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splinter_(Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles)">Splinter</a> and the <a href="http://www.planetvideo.com.au/blog/tmnt-2011.jpg">TMNT</a> gang in the sewer, Governor Granholm and her old fogy cronies have enlisted some of the Dirty Mitten's most notable faces to clean up our image and bring customers back to the Great Lakes State: <a href="http://www.coachizzo.com/">Coach Izzo</a>, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/mitch-albom">Mitch Albom</a>, <a href="http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/156312/19ceremony2.jpg">The Captain</a> and a few unrecognizable big-wig business-types who know Bo Diddly about sports.

RICH RODRIGUEZ

WHO’S THE WORST COACH IN FOOTBALL?

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We've already <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/11/monday-suck-off-coach-of-the-year">made a case for Andy Reid</a>, who couldn't manage a clock if it was jammed into a serving of chicken marsala.

One Foot Out The Door

Mike Posner – One Foot Out The Door Mixtape

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At this time last year, if you would've told me the new mixtape from a white suburbanite, Southfield, MI Pop producer/singer named <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/mike-posner">Mike Posner</a> would make my most anticipated releases of 2009 list, I would have laughed straight in your face.

MICHIGAN

THAT’S A LIVE BALL, DUMBASS

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Here's some high school football hijinks for you: John Glenn (the Michigan high school, not the aging former Senator and astronaut) has a field goal blocked as time expires, and of course Central Plymouth is jubilant.

#FOX NEWS

Big Momma Thang…

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Get a load of this sociological nightmare, courtesy of <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,549323,00.html">Fox News</a>.


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