The Political Victory Nobody Is Talking About: Kate Upton’s Uncle Won His Election

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I don’t know anything about Michigan’s Fred Upton and his politics, but for circumstances that are important to the very fabric with which this site operates, I had to look them up.


Three Reasons Why Ohio University Football Should Not Be Ranked

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As I watch my alma mater, Ohio University, try to break into the college football rankings week after week this year, I feel that aggrieved pull of fandom for wanting them there.


I Love You, Denard


Michigan football fan Pat Stansik expresses his extremely awkward love for quarterback Denard Robinson with a song.


Toddler Murder + NCAA + ??? = Profit

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The new American Dream is all about getting famous for something awful or accidental, then milking it for the rest of your life.

the kinks

Grand Rapids, Michigan Reponds To Newsweek Snub With Amazing LipDub


Back In January, Newsweek, the epitome of a dying old media dinosaur, had the audacity to publish a misinformed, <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/2011/01/21/america-s-dying-cities.html">horrendously written listicle titled, "America's Dying Cities</a>.


Do You Know Where Your iPhone Location Data Is? And How To Delete It?


The Big Kerfuffle Over iPhone Snooping You may have <a href="../news/2011/04/apple-recording-every-more-iphone-users-make/">already heard</a> Apple included a disturbing feature bug with the iOS 4 update released June 2010, a secret file which kept a running log of the latitude and longitude where the phone was located along with a timestamp.


Cops Can Now Download Your Phone’s Data At Traffic Stops?

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<a href="http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/michigan-police-search-drivers-cell-phones-durring-traffic-stops/"> You get pulled over, you're not under arrest...but the cop takes your phone and swipes the data, with or without your consent? Such is the case in Michigan where police have the gadgetry to zap your phone at their leisure. The ACLU's <a href="http://www.aclumich.org/issues/privacy-and-technology/2011-04/1542">offended and on the attack</a>, as very well they should be.


Are Push-ups A Barbaric Punishment?

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A 13-year old Michigan boy has spent more than a week in a children’s hospital after he was forced to do push-ups as a punishment in lieu of detention.


Just How Fat Is Your Pet Gonna Get?


The Association for Pet Obesity Prevention and Banfield Pet Hospital teamed up for a national survey involving our beloved pet dogs and cats, and the results were quite shocking.


What Has Your Panties In A Bunch?


The Swiss Bank UBS raised an eyebrow or a million last month after it was revealed that the company was forcing its employees to adhere to a 43-page employee handbook that detailed everything about how they dress, from their glasses to their asses.


The Worst Batmobile? Au Contraire, Mon Frère

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Jalopnik is calling this the "world's worst Batmobile," so now I have to find Bugs Bunny's glove to slap them with.



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Michigan appparently hates people.



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(Oh right, like I'm the a--hole for trying to make the picture relevant.


Black Milk Is Pure Michigan

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As our economy here in Michigan currently resides alongside <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splinter_(Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles)">Splinter</a> and the <a href="http://www.planetvideo.com.au/blog/tmnt-2011.jpg">TMNT</a> gang in the sewer, Governor Granholm and her old fogy cronies have enlisted some of the Dirty Mitten's most notable faces to clean up our image and bring customers back to the Great Lakes State: <a href="http://www.coachizzo.com/">Coach Izzo</a>, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/mitch-albom">Mitch Albom</a>, <a href="http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/156312/19ceremony2.jpg">The Captain</a> and a few unrecognizable big-wig business-types who know Bo Diddly about sports.



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We've already <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/11/monday-suck-off-coach-of-the-year">made a case for Andy Reid</a>, who couldn't manage a clock if it was jammed into a serving of chicken marsala.

One Foot Out The Door

Mike Posner – One Foot Out The Door Mixtape

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At this time last year, if you would've told me the new mixtape from a white suburbanite, Southfield, MI Pop producer/singer named <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/mike-posner">Mike Posner</a> would make my most anticipated releases of 2009 list, I would have laughed straight in your face.

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