BURGER KING

A Very Scientific Ranking Of The 29 Worst Celebrity Guests In WrestleMania History

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We're counting down the 29 worst celebrity guests in WWE WrestleMania history, from Kim Kardashian to the 'Where's the Beef?' lady.

Bruce Willis

The First Trailer For ‘Sin City: A Dame to Kill For’ Is Here To Injure Groins

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Robert Rodriguez just tweeted the first trailer for 'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For', and we have pictures of the cast as well. Hey there, Jessica Alba.

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Kellan Lutz Is Super Serious In ‘Java Heat’

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The trailer for Java Heat hit the Internet yesterday, and (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/mickey-rourke-and-kellen-lutz-are-finally-together-in-java-heat#more-77835">once again</a>) I thought, “Hell yeah, what’s that about – Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson play rival coffee shop owners who have to band together to fend off the major chain moving in on their territory with the CEO played by Vince Vaughn.

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Mickey Rourke And Kellen Lutz Are Finally Together In ‘Java Heat’

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For the past several years, a combination of my secretive hipster nature and my desire to be a 40-something female writer has made 30 Rock my favorite show on TV.

#Comics

Another 'Sin City' Movie Is Still Happening. Here's Who Is (And Isn't) Going To Be In It

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The new Sin City movie has started filming and they're still casting. Uh oh...

CELEBRITY BEEFS

Seven Psychopaths has a secret Mickey Rourke diss

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Occasionally, a film will have a semi-secret message hidden inside it, some sort of inside joke for the filmmakers and/or people paying particularly close attention.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Music Video Breakdown: ‘Hero’ by Enrique Iglesias

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Robbery. Young lovers on the run. Stupid knit caps. Jennifer Love Hewitt in a wet dress. MICKEY ROURKE. All that and more in this in-depth breakdown of the music video for 'Hero' by Enrique Iglesias.

2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS

Of Course Mickey Rourke Said He Beat Usain Bolt In A Drunken Street Race

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I may not know much about the celebrity game, but I do know that if Mickey Rourke wants to tell you a crazy story, you take that phone call every damn time.

#Comics

Rosario Dawson, Mickey Rourke, and Michael Madsen Returning To Sin City

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Companion birds and lovably batsh-t actors: a perfect match.

CELEBRITIES THAT LOOK LIKE MATRESSES

10 Celebrities Who Look Like Abandoned Mattresses

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At first glance over a few comparison photos of celebrities dressed like abandoned mattresses I assumed they were from some new Tumblr that I may or may not write about depending on whether or not one looked like Nic Cage's hair.

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC

Mickey Rourke thought Moneyball sucked too

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I knew there were things Mickey Rourke and I had in common besides a foul mouth, a love of <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/mickey-rourke-had-surgery-to-play-gay-rugby" target="_blank">rugby</a>, and a soft spot for dogs.

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Mickey Rourke had surgery to play gay rugby

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Mickey Rourke has been telling anyone who will listen that he's going to play Gareth Thomas, an openly gay Welsh rugby player who in 2009 became the only openly-gay male active in pro sports, in a biopic.

50 CENT

God Bless The Morning Links

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Links What Tim Tebow Is Saying While He's Tebowing - "Jesusly" is an adjective (adverb.

GARETH THOMAS

Mickey Rourke: “Most actresses are c*nts with a capital K.”

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I'd been looking for an excuse to post <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-friday-11-11-11/the-crap-we-missed-1111-13" target="_blank">this picture</a> of Mickey Rourke for a while now because I think it might be the most LA picture I've ever seen.

#Community

Morning Links: Shame And Insult

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Links Meet Sherman Klump, The Pissed Off Philadelphia Eagles Fan - And speaking of Eddie Murphy losing his dignity, listen to his overweight gent yell "motherf**ker" about the Eagles non-stop for several minutes.

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Weekend Movie Guide: Because Armond Said So

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In Theaters Everywhere: Jack and Jill, J.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Mickey Rourke Still Mad At Marvel Over Iron Man 2

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In an interview with Crave Online about his villain role in Immortals, Mickey Rourke talked about another villain he's played, Ivan Vanko (Whiplash) in Iron Man 2.

BEEG FAWKEN BONERS

In Bruges dude’s next film gets financing, sounds awesome

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Any film where Colin Farrell karate chops a midget I'll watch out of principle, but In Bruges was pretty good to boot.

Alexander Skarsgård

13 Trailer: Rourke, The Stath, Skarsgard, 50 Cent & Some UFC Guys

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13 is a remake of the 2005 Georgian movie (red menace not red necks) 13 Tzameti, which takes the novel step of  bringing in the original director (Géla Babluani) to do the English language version.


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