TRICK PLAYS

Here’s Arkansas State Pulling Off ‘Hide The Midget,’ The Best, Most Politically-Incorrect Football Play

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Arkansas State defeated Ball State in the GoDaddy Bowl, thanks in part to trick plays like 'Hide The Midget,' which can't possibly be politically correct.

the expendables

The Expendables: Breakfast Cereal Edition (Morning Links)

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[via <a href="http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/10/18/parting-shot-andy-macdonald-the-breakfastables-the-expendables-cereal-mascots/" target="_blank">Comics Alliance</a>] MORNING LINKS Holy Sh*t.

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE No Way Out 2007

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Pre-show notes: - Welcome to my second ever Best And Worst Of WWE [Insert Older Pay-per-view Show Title Here] report.

white people

Congratulations, Soulja Boy, You’re No Longer The Worst Rapper In Georgia

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This is a funny hype song written and produced for UGA by some students: for the students, fans, faculty, and TEAM.

#PRO WRESTLING

Morning Links Survival Guide

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Links The 2011-2012 Indianapolis Colts Survival Guide In Three Steps - Step 4: Completely stop playing until Peyton Manning comes back.

#Supercuts

Don’t Call This Supercut A Midget

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FilmDrunk Minister of Awesomeness Oliver Noble is back with his latest supercut, Revenge of the Dwarfs: Midget Attacks in Cinema (a sequel to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/02/supercut-cinemas-abused-dwarfs">his Dwarf Abuse mash up</a>).

THE HURT LOCKER

Hurt Locker Parody and Morning Links

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Parody of The Hurt Locker based on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-zfVVi0t4#t=3m35s">David Morse's scene</a>, with just a little additional intensity.

TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS

And Now Your Drunk Fans Of The Week

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Far be it for any of us to pretend to be high and mighty drunks, so when people are caught on camera incoherent and stumbling around a sports venue, I like to think of it more as a celebration of free spirits than a criticism of too many spirits.

THE PHILLIPPINES

‘Machete Maidens Unleashed’

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/machete-maidens-unleashed#more-30395"> Filipinos are cool.  Not only are they widely known as "the party Asians," they just elected a president named "Noynoy", which sounds like a charming description of third-world prostitute vagina.  Hmm, this seems to be getting a tad un-PC.  ANYWAY, after the jump, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/machete-maidens-unleashed#more-30395">I've got the trailer for Machete Maidens Unleashed</a> a documentary about exploitation cinema in the Phillippines from the guy who did <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/06/the-ozploitation-documentary" target="_blank">Not Quite Hollywood</a>.

Wrasslin'

Big Time Wrestling Just Got Smaller

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With TLC totally dropping the ball with all of the midget Little Person programming on television these days, it's a relief that someone finally stepped up to see the one show that would dwarf all the LP programming on the tube to date: midget wrestling.

#Star Wars

Video: Vodka & Ewoks Make Everything Better

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Thank the Lord Almighty for blogs.

STRIPPERS

LAMAR ODOM CANCELED HIS BACHELOR PARTY

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If you were one of the lucky few that secured an invite to Lamar Odom's bachelor party scheduled for last night, we offer our condolences.

#TRAILERS

DENNIS RODMAN PLAYS DWARF BASKETBALL

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Despite <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2427">my earnest pleas</a> that Carmen Electra allow me to produce Carmen Electra’s Midget Bukakke Boogaloo (because it'd be less degrading than <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2101" target="_blank">Disaster Movie</a>) she dragged her feet, allowing her ex-husband Dennis Rodman to capitalize on the public's growing appetite for C-list celebrities cavorting with dwarves in his new film The Minis.

TRAILER

‘SKID MARKS’ AS PLEASANT AS IT SOUNDS

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I bash a lot of a big Hollywood movies here on FilmDrunk, but lest you forget that indies are just as bad, here’s the trailer for Skid Marks (for mature audiences, supposedly), “the hardcore comedy about softcore medics.

short films

DWARF STARS IN SHORT MOVIE (SNICKER)

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Following yesterday's post about <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=671" target="_blank">Colin Farrell karate chopping a midget</a> (okay fine, he's a dwarf), reader BDarbs directed my attention to this lovely short movie (<a href="http://www.lumanox.com/Movies/ShortAffair_Web.mov" target="_blank">watch it here</a>).

TRAILER

SEE COLIN FARRELL KARATE CHOP A MIDGET

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Check out the new trailer for In Bruges, starring Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson  - about two Irish hitmen raising hell in Belgium.

midgets

COMMENTS OF THE WEEK! GRR, GREENWOOD!

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For the newbies out there, this is the time of the week when I give shout outs to the people FilmDrunkards who make FilmDrunk a fun place to waste time.

pics

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: DENNIS RODMAN

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Deliciously asexual reader Nick sent me these photos from the latest Dennis Rodman movie.




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