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From Florio’s “Drafts” Folder: Marshawn Lynch’s New Gold Cleats Prove He Is Soft

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They're painted with actual gold leaf, and the bottoms are all shiny and chromey. Pretty nice shoes!

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Silly Mike Florio Thinks He Matters

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PFT's Iron Mike Florio thinks he and his fellow media trolls can make Colin Kaepernick lose his job.

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Mike Florio Really Wants To Believe In A Media Conspiracy

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Mike Florio sees diabolical things in the timing of the Outside the Lines report on Ray Rice and the NFL, because of course he does.

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Mike Florio: Ya Burnt

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It's not often an NFL owner comes out looking good, so let's just appreciate this while we can.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Are You Ready For Some Football? Say Yes.

About f*cking time, says the Miami Dolphins fan who will be cursing Jeff Ireland’s name (even more than he already does right now) by week 3.

Washington Redskins

RGIII’s Retirement Plans: Sit In Big House, Drink

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There's a big huge cover story about RGIII in this month's GQ that focuses on his rehab from knee surgery and the Rob Parker controversy and so forth, but the real fun is in the outtakes, which were posted this morning.

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Mike Florio Got In A Twitter Fight With An NFL Mascot

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An important thing to remember about sports media trolls is that, as much as they gleefully dish out provocation at others, they're incredibly thin-skinned when criticism is leveled at them.

NEW YORK JETS

Welcome To Mike Florio’s Comedy Jam: New York Jets Bank Robber Edition

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For a lot of NFL reporters, the post-draft lull is a dark, depressing time filled with fluff pieces and human interest stories, as there’s only so much Titus Young to go around.

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Mike Florio Says Geno Smith Is A Big Baby For Not Attending Day Two Of The Draft

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Though more than a few analysts had predicted he would be Top 10 pick, Geno Smith sat around all night on Thursday without being selected in the first round of the NFL Draft.

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Meast and Least for Week 10

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One of the more welcome developments of this season has been the ascendance of NFL.

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Stevie So Cheeky – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Stevie Johnson teamed up with The NOC to give out $5 to people willing to accost strangers in Manhattan and offer them a rectal exam.

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Florio Seeks The Become Ultimate Goodell Fluffer – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Roger Goodell had a tough week, what with people calling for his ouster after the league suffered tremendous humiliation twice in the span of two days because of a scab referee scandal in which Goodell was at or near the center of.

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So Long, Hard Knocks

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It's fair to argue that the most recent season of "Hard Knocks" was the worst in the show's history.

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Tempest In A Cold Tub: Prince Amukamara Gets Dunked

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Over the weekend, Giants punter Steve Weatherford tweeted a video of Jason Pierre-Paul depositing second year corner Prince Amukamara in a cold tub.

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Oh no. Frank Caliendo Fired? The Horror.

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I was pleased as hunch punch this morning when I saw that my cooler UPROXX cousin Christmas Ape had already covered the news that Frank Caliendo was out at FOX Sports as the go-to guy for the NFL pre-game’s horrible impressions of impressions.

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Caliendo Out At FOX; NBC Idiots Mourn

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TBS VERY FUNNY comedy hack Frank Caliendo is out at FOX, thankfully, meaning the network's NFL pregame show is now unlikely to include the uninspired John Madden impression you could just as easily get from the stand-up working the ballroom at your local Holiday Inn Express.


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