BAD IDEAS

Avi Lerner wants Meryl Streep for 'The Expendabelles.' Wait, what?

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Here's some news I initially thought was a joke: producer Avi Lerner is reportedly looking to cast Meryl Streep, Cameron Diaz, and Milla Jovovich in a female version of The Expendables called "The Expendabelles.

Alone In The Dark

From Bad To Worst: Every Movie Based On A Horror Video Game Ranked

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Movies based on video games are bad, but movies based on horror video games are extra bad...

bryce dallas howard

Will Ferrell Announced The ‘Upcoming Slate’ Of Funny Or Die Videos In His ‘One Video Of The Year’

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In his "one video of the year," Will Ferrell announced Funny or Die's "upcoming slate" of fall videos that probably don't exist but look fantastic.

AMY ADAMS

Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

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If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them.

CASH COWS

'Resident Evil: Retribution' Has New Images, Same Sexy Costumes

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Despite my affinity for zombie films – that Vince famously does not share – I do not really understand why we’re standing on the horizon of a fifth Resident Evil film.

ANGELINA JOLIE

The Five Most Useless Action Movie Heroines

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When you think of great Action Movie Heroines, Sigourney Weaver's Ellen Ripley (Aliens) immediately comes to mind.

3D

The Enlightenment just pissed her pantsuit

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The studio has released the first trailer for Resident Evil director Paul WS Anderson's 3D take on The Three Musketeers, starring Logan Lerman, Ray Stevenson, Matthew McFayden, Christoph Waltz, and.

BOX OFFICE WIPE UP

Resident Evil wins box office by cheating, spawns sequel

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The latest, most 3D-est installment of the Resident Evil franchise (having seen the trailer five or six times now, I believe it's called "Resident Evil: Throwing Stuff At Your Face.

Milla Jovovich

Robert Deniro stars in Edward Norton Has Cornrows: The Movie

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JoBlo today revealed the first new poster for <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1423995/" target="_blank">Stone</a>.

PERFECT GETAWAY

WAS MILLA JOVOVICH JAILBAIT QUESTION MARK?

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<a href="http://blog.ingamenow.com/2009/08/06/does-a-perfect-getaways-milla-jovovich-lie-about-her-age/" target="_blank">InGameNow</a> has an interesting article up in which they point out that Milla Jovovich (whom you may remember as Leilu Multi-Pass from 5th Element), who stars in <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/meat-me-in-the-trailer-park" target="_blank">Perfect Getaway</a> opening tomorrow, claims to have been born in 1975.

Crap

RESIDENT EVIL IS BASHFUL

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Resident Evil: Extinction is banning media from its nationwide screening this Thursday, according to Screen Gems (whose involvement is the kiss of death anyway).


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