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Lance Berkman Is Here To Party

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Sure, the big baseball news right now is all about how Milwaukee Brewers slugger and 2011 National League MVP Ryan Braun beat the system and had his 50-game suspension overturned yesterday.

SPORTS

Ryan Braun Wins Appeal, 50-Game Steroid Suspension Overturned

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In news sure to inspire a little bit of faith, 2011 NL MVP Ryan Braun has won his appeal against MLB, canceling what would have been a 50-game suspension for the use of performance enhancing substances.

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Ryan Braun Isn’t On PEDs, Just Mysterious Personal Medications

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Good news for fans of the Milwaukee Brewers and their whole "we're a small market team playin' so hard.

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Warning: Do Not Let John Axford Spray On Your Face

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From the criminally under-appreciated 12 Angry Mascots comes the next step in the Brian Wilson-style "turn relief pitchers into hilarious meta characters" thing we tried so desperately to do seven years ago with Cubs/everyone else reliever Kyle Farnsworth.

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Did You Know That Baseball Is Still Going On?

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With just nine days of regular season baseball remaining, we actually have two very heated wild card races remaining with 6 teams involved.

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Craig Counsell Is The Worst

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My good friend Jon Bois of SB Nation is always asking people who the most ____ player ever is.

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Follow-Up: Selfless Baseball Kid Got A Bunch Of Cool Presents

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When we last talked on Friday, we were discussing the intricacies of foul ball etiquette, juxtaposed with infant mentality in adult sports fans and subsequent child entitlement.

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Baseball is Boring: Baseball Happened This Weekend

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After missing two consecutive Mondays due to an extended hospital stay, I've returned to cover the only thing more boring than potassium pills and intestinal blockage: Major League Baseball.

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Skynet Is Real, Bow Down Now

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At 1:05 pm ET today, the Philadelphia Phillies will take the first step toward a future of human enslavement at the metal hands of our robot overlords.

OMG ZACK GREINKE

Zack Greinke Injured by Charlie Sheen??? Click Here

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He wasn't, but if you asked me to name 900 reasons why Zack Greinke would be starting his first season as a Milwaukee Brewer on the DL with a fractured rib, "attacked by Charlie Sheen" might be on there, but "grabbed a rebound in a game of street hoops" wouldn't.

MILWAUKEE BREWERS

The Sklar Brothers Ruin Everything

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You name it, whatever the Sklar Brothers touch invariably turns to crap.

MILWAUKEE BREWERS

RANDALL SIMON MUST BE A COP NOW

Life is rough for the Brewers racing Italian sausage.

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PRINCE FIELDER THOUGHT THEY HAD WINGS

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This is almost old news now, but there was that thing the other night where the Brewers threw at one of the Dodgers and then one of the Dodgers threw back at the Brewers' Prince Fielder.

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JOE MARTINEZ IS TOUGH

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This video might your stomach churn, and not in that "watching a dog hump a chicken" sort of way: Giants pitcher Joe Martinez suffered a concussion after the Brewers' Mike Cameron hit a line drive up the middle in what was essentially garbage time of their game yesterday.

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SUCH NATURAL ACTORS

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I didn't like the idea of the Palin-Huizenga hybrid staying on top of the page all night, so here's the semi-anticipated Marisa Miller/Ryan Braun ad for Remington.

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SAUSAGE VERSUS CHEESESTEAK – WHO YA GOT?

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Ah, the friendly sports wager between mayors and governors before a sporting event: the easiest and lamest way to garner attention for an incumbent politician.

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BEING A METS FAN MUST SUCK

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You have to give credit to the Mets: it wasn't a total collapse that left them out of the postseason.

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BASEBALL IS FINALLY INTERESTING

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I understand it's a little late in the day for a baseball recap, but I have to say, I'm impressed with the MLB action last night.


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