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Hey Carly Rae Jepsen, This 2-Year Old Threw Out A Better First Pitch Than You

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This is Milwaukee Brewers bench coach Jerry Narron's 2-year old grandson throwing out the first pitch before Monday's 1-0 win against the Miami Marlins.

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Dick Vitale Is Super Pissed Off About Ryan Braun’s PED Use, BAY-BEE!

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As I’m sure you’re plenty aware by now, Milwaukee Brewers outfielder and Aaron Rodgers' BFF Ryan Braun has been suspended by Major League Baseball for the remainder of the 2013 season after he admitted to performance-enhancing drug use in connection to that whole Biogenesis mess.

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The Milwaukee Brewers Also Honored Boston By Playing The Cheers Theme

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Not to be forgotten or excluded from the awesomeness that the New York Yankees and other teams displayed last night when they played “Sweet Caroline” at stadiums across the country to honor the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing, the Milwaukee Brewers also offered their respect and tribute in their own special, equally beautiful manner.

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With Leather Formally Asks You To Vote ‘Fat Brewers Fan’ For MLB Fan Cave 2013

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Here's the contest: The MLB Fan Cave 2013 contest has been narrowed down to 50 finalists.

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Lance Berkman Is Here To Party

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Sure, the big baseball news right now is all about how Milwaukee Brewers slugger and 2011 National League MVP Ryan Braun beat the system and had his 50-game suspension overturned yesterday.

SPORTS

Ryan Braun Wins Appeal, 50-Game Steroid Suspension Overturned

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In news sure to inspire a little bit of faith, 2011 NL MVP Ryan Braun has won his appeal against MLB, canceling what would have been a 50-game suspension for the use of performance enhancing substances.

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Ryan Braun Isn’t On PEDs, Just Mysterious Personal Medications

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Good news for fans of the Milwaukee Brewers and their whole "we're a small market team playin' so hard.

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Warning: Do Not Let John Axford Spray On Your Face

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From the criminally under-appreciated 12 Angry Mascots comes the next step in the Brian Wilson-style "turn relief pitchers into hilarious meta characters" thing we tried so desperately to do seven years ago with Cubs/everyone else reliever Kyle Farnsworth.

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Did You Know That Baseball Is Still Going On?

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With just nine days of regular season baseball remaining, we actually have two very heated wild card races remaining with 6 teams involved.

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Craig Counsell Is The Worst

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My good friend Jon Bois of SB Nation is always asking people who the most ____ player ever is.

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Follow-Up: Selfless Baseball Kid Got A Bunch Of Cool Presents

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When we last talked on Friday, we were discussing the intricacies of foul ball etiquette, juxtaposed with infant mentality in adult sports fans and subsequent child entitlement.

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Baseball is Boring: Baseball Happened This Weekend

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After missing two consecutive Mondays due to an extended hospital stay, I've returned to cover the only thing more boring than potassium pills and intestinal blockage: Major League Baseball.

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Skynet Is Real, Bow Down Now

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At 1:05 pm ET today, the Philadelphia Phillies will take the first step toward a future of human enslavement at the metal hands of our robot overlords.

OMG ZACK GREINKE

Zack Greinke Injured by Charlie Sheen??? Click Here

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He wasn't, but if you asked me to name 900 reasons why Zack Greinke would be starting his first season as a Milwaukee Brewer on the DL with a fractured rib, "attacked by Charlie Sheen" might be on there, but "grabbed a rebound in a game of street hoops" wouldn't.

MILWAUKEE BREWERS

The Sklar Brothers Ruin Everything

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You name it, whatever the Sklar Brothers touch invariably turns to crap.

MILWAUKEE BREWERS

RANDALL SIMON MUST BE A COP NOW

Life is rough for the Brewers racing Italian sausage.


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