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RYAN BRAUN JUST GOT WAY MORE INTERESTING

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Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun may be having an MVP-caliber season, but all those home runs or whatever are pretty boring compared to his day </a> </a>.

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FOR POSTERITY

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As noted in <a href="../post.phtml?pk=6556">this morning's recap</a>, Brewers slugger Prince Fielder got all shove-y with teammate Manny Parra, who weighs somewhat less than Fielder's two metric tons.

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THE BREWERS ARE PUSHY

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NL - Milwaukee <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=280804117&action=playvideo&hcmp=motion" target="_blank">dropped the seventh of its last nine games</a> last night to the Reds and nerves seem to be getting frayed among the Cerveceros.

MILWAUKEE BREWERS

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE BURGERS

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Brewers co-ace CC Sabathia wanted to send a message of thanks to the fans of his former team, the Cleveland Indians.

WASHINGTON WIZARDS

NO, NO NO-NO

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AL - The Angels, owners of the league's best record, had a busy evening, acquiring Braves slugger (and, ugh, Baltimore native) Mark Teixeira for Casey Kotchman.

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES

ROUND-UP ROUNDELAY

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NL - The Cubs are the first NL team to solve the paunchy mystery that is C.

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WRAPPING IT UP, B

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NL - The hard-charging Brewers kept the pressure on the first place Cubs by finishing a four-game sweep of St.

TENNIS

GIRL GOES RIGHT DOWN THROUGH THE WIRE

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An 8-year-old girl was kicked out of a tennis tournament in New Zealand when it was discovered that she was <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1038183/Girl-8-kicked-tennis-tournament-father-gave-secret-instructions-hidden-ear-piece.html" target="_blank">wearing an earpiece broadcasting instructions</a> from her father.

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OOH, HELP ME JOSE REYES!

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Your guide to the neverending slog of the baseball regular season.

WASHINGTON WIZARDS

SKIMMING FOR SIGNIFICANCE

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Hey, we finally made to to the MLB All-Star Break, meaning we're but a month away from the games actually meaning something.

TAMPA BAY RAYS

A DADDY-DAUGHTER DOUSING

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The final roster spots for the Midsummer Classic (actual name: tedious affair that isn't interesting and shouldn't determine home field advantage in the World Series) were set.

SEATTLE MARINERS

NOT THE ROYAL ANKLES!

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MLB - The forces dictating the Mariners fortunes this year couldn't stand idly by while something as auspicious as King Felix hitting the first grand slam by an AL pitcher in 37 years happened without exacting some proportionately horrible toll upon them.

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THE METS' BULLPEN IS DISAPPOINTING

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Tom Glavine made his first attempt at career win number 300, and he pitched a mere six innings and gave up an entire run, leaving with a 2-1 lead to which he contributed nothing offensively.

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WHO CAN STOP THE CUBS JUGGERNAUT?

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Don't look now, but the mighty Chicago Cubs are only 3.

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MILWAUKEE IS EXTRA SHITTY

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Brewers officials <a href="http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=577950" target="_blank">are considering port-a-johns</a> following news that Miller Park's plumbing is -- how do you say.


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