Christian Ponder And His Wife Samantha Won Halloween With Their ‘The Sandlot’ Couples Costume

By | 18 Comments

Minnesota Vikings QB Christian Ponder and his wife dressed up as Squints and Wendy Peffercorn from 'The Sandlot,' officially winning Halloween.


See What Football Looks Like To Adrian Peterson Through His Helmet Cam

By | 6 Comments

Newt Gingrich hung out with a parrot and <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/07/29/newt-gingrich-hangs-out-with-a-parrot-records-it-on-google-glass/" target="_blank">recorded it on Google Glass</a>.


Minneapolis Mayor Rybak Gets Rybacked By Minnesota/Green Bay Bet

By | 8 Comments

First things first, Minneapolis' mayor is named Rybak, just like a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryback_(wrestler)" target="_blank">certain meathead WWE pro wrestler</a>.


The Vikings May Have Lost, But This Minnesota Local News Report Wins Everything

By | 10 Comments

In one of 2013's first great local news bloopers, a Minnesota female reporter got barreled over by a Vikings fan.


Minnesota Reporter Takes Nasty Hit


A playful segment before the Minnesota Vikings' playoff loss to the Green Bay Packers quickly turns painful.


A Little Girl’s Letter About Arian Foster’s Heart Is The Most Adorable Thing You’ll See Today

By | 3 Comments

Lately, we've been trying to focus more on the positive side of sports news and gossip, which means more <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/dirk-nowitzki-one-on-one-with-sick-kid-video" target="_blank">Dirk Nowitzki dressed up as Dr. Satan for the benefit of children</a> or <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/wwe-daniel-bryan-visits-kid-with-cancer-no-lock-video" target="_blank">Daniel Bryan letting a little boy with cancer tap him out</a> and less <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-super-secret-cover-spoiler-kate-upton-is-hot" target="_blank">TMZ comparing women to sows</a>.


Excessive GIF Theater: How To React To Christian Ponder Dating Samantha Steele

By | 6 Comments

For the past few days, <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/extramustard/hotclicks/10/19/christian-ponder-dating-espn-reporter-samantha-steele-kate-upton-in-vogue/index.html">some of our Interweb bloggy peers</a> have been <a href="https://twitter.com/cponder7/status/259054558490292224">speculating that the recent Twitter activity</a> between Minnesota Vikings QB Christian Ponder and ESPN college football reporter Samantha Steele <a href="http://www.purplejesusdiaries.com/2012-articles/october/christian-ponder-still-likely-has-the-hottest-girlfriend-in-the-nfc-north.html">made it seem like they had something going on</a>.


Me And Adrian Peterson Are Basically The Same Guy

By | 6 Comments

And now, a post on a semi-reputable sports comedy blog about how I once at lobster at a seafood restaurant shaped like a barn and threw up everywhere.


Adrian Peterson Got Wasted And Resisted Arrest. Let’s Make Sense Of It.

By | 11 Comments

On the mend from a nasty ACL injury which ended his 2011 season and threatens to halt the start of his 2012 campaign, there's no reason to fault <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/adrian-peterson" target="_blank">Adrian Peterson </a>for having a drink.


10 Examples Of Karma Biting Teams In The A**

By | 19 Comments

You don’t have to be a praying man to believe that what goes around comes around.


Adrian Peterson Is The New Kirk Cameron

By | 4 Comments

Back in October, my Italian cousin Vince at FilmDrunk gave us a glimpse inside of former "Growing Pains" star and current Tim Tebow superfan Kirk Cameron's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/10/kirk-camerons-birthday-party-looks-fun">incredibly boring birthday party</a> that featured a small cake, some $5 footlongs from Subway, and poor, poor Belinda.


Oh Snap, Old Man Fight!

By | 6 Comments

I feel like there are three ways to enjoy this video of two 73-year old former CFL players throwing hands at the Alumni Legends Luncheon in Vancouver on Friday.


Finally, Someone Hates Aaron Rodgers

By | 15 Comments

If you had told me that someone was going to conduct a poll in Wisconsin about Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers' popularity, I would have slapped you and told you to stop wasting money.


“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

By | 16 Comments

We're finally starting to see a bit of separation in the rankings, at least now that Kansas City realized that it can still defeat the really crappy teams and the Minnesota Vikings remembered that they just paid Adrian Peterson a gajillion dollars to lean on him for the next few years.


Randy Moss Has Retired Like Brett Favre

By | 5 Comments

Former Tennessee Titans wide receiver Randy Moss announced via his agent yesterday that after 13 seasons he has retired from the NFL.


It’s Almost Like The Lockout Never Happened

By | 4 Comments

You may not be able to tell, but that image above is Photoshopped.

Sign Up