It's that time of year again, kids.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
It's that time of year again, kids.
Lately, we've been trying to focus more on the positive side of sports news and gossip, which means more <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/dirk-nowitzki-one-on-one-with-sick-kid-video" target="_blank">Dirk Nowitzki dressed up as Dr. Satan for the benefit of children</a> or <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/wwe-daniel-bryan-visits-kid-with-cancer-no-lock-video" target="_blank">Daniel Bryan letting a little boy with cancer tap him out</a> and less <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-super-secret-cover-spoiler-kate-upton-is-hot" target="_blank">TMZ comparing women to sows</a>.
For the past few days, <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/extramustard/hotclicks/10/19/christian-ponder-dating-espn-reporter-samantha-steele-kate-upton-in-vogue/index.html">some of our Interweb bloggy peers</a> have been <a href="https://twitter.com/cponder7/status/259054558490292224">speculating that the recent Twitter activity</a> between Minnesota Vikings QB Christian Ponder and ESPN college football reporter Samantha Steele <a href="http://www.purplejesusdiaries.com/2012-articles/october/christian-ponder-still-likely-has-the-hottest-girlfriend-in-the-nfc-north.html">made it seem like they had something going on</a>.
And now, a post on a semi-reputable sports comedy blog about how I once at lobster at a seafood restaurant shaped like a barn and threw up everywhere.
On the mend from a nasty ACL injury which ended his 2011 season and threatens to halt the start of his 2012 campaign, there's no reason to fault <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/adrian-peterson" target="_blank">Adrian Peterson </a>for having a drink.
You don’t have to be a praying man to believe that what goes around comes around.
Aw crap, more state politics.
Back in October, my Italian cousin Vince at FilmDrunk gave us a glimpse inside of former "Growing Pains" star and current Tim Tebow superfan Kirk Cameron's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/10/kirk-camerons-birthday-party-looks-fun">incredibly boring birthday party</a> that featured a small cake, some $5 footlongs from Subway, and poor, poor Belinda.
I feel like there are three ways to enjoy this video of two 73-year old former CFL players throwing hands at the Alumni Legends Luncheon in Vancouver on Friday.
If you had told me that someone was going to conduct a poll in Wisconsin about Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers' popularity, I would have slapped you and told you to stop wasting money.
We're finally starting to see a bit of separation in the rankings, at least now that Kansas City realized that it can still defeat the really crappy teams and the Minnesota Vikings remembered that they just paid Adrian Peterson a gajillion dollars to lean on him for the next few years.
Former Tennessee Titans wide receiver Randy Moss announced via his agent yesterday that after 13 seasons he has retired from the NFL.
You may not be able to tell, but that image above is Photoshopped.
Like that scene with the awesome Regina Spektor song in 500 Days of Summer.
With the lockout slowing down pro football news, leave it to <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/brett-favre">Brett Favre</a> to give talking heads material to work with during the offseason.
The <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdtejCR413c">LeBron commercial</a> (you know which one I'm talking about) had its parodies when it came out, but even though it's been a couple months since it's been relevant, this new spoof on Youtube featuring Brett Favre is probably the best recreation I've seen.
Don't get too excited about Brett Favre's latest headline grab, since he's pulled this sort of thing before.
I love these Taiwanese animations more than many of my own life achievements.