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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

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We're finally starting to see a bit of separation in the rankings, at least now that Kansas City realized that it can still defeat the really crappy teams and the Minnesota Vikings remembered that they just paid Adrian Peterson a gajillion dollars to lean on him for the next few years.

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Randy Moss Has Retired Like Brett Favre

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Former Tennessee Titans wide receiver Randy Moss announced via his agent yesterday that after 13 seasons he has retired from the NFL.

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It’s Almost Like The Lockout Never Happened

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You may not be able to tell, but that image above is Photoshopped.

#comic con

Links: Expectations Versus Reality

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Like that scene with the awesome Regina Spektor song in 500 Days of Summer.

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Brett Favre Back, Brett Favre Back!: The Favre Comeback Rumors Return

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With the lockout slowing down pro football news, leave it to Brett Favre to give talking heads material to work with during the offseason.

#LeBron James

Brett Favre Channels His Inner LeBron

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The LeBron commercial (you know which one I'm talking about) had its parodies when it came out, but even though it's been a couple months since it's been relevant, this new spoof on Youtube featuring Brett Favre is probably the best recreation I've seen.

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Brett Favre Celebrates Dr. King’s Legacy With Another Retirement

Don't get too excited about Brett Favre's latest headline grab, since he's pulled this sort of thing before.

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Taiwanese Brett Favre Animation Guaranteed To Love You Long Time

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I love these Taiwanese animations more than many of my own life achievements.

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Kurt Warner: Favre’s Legacy “Hurt”

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Kurt Warner, probably the greatest Amsterdam Admirals quarterback ever, got some attention for the week when he said that Brett Favre's legacy had a little smudge on it after, you know, the retirement, unretirement, retirement, unretirement, his wiener, etc.

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Brett Favre Saga Moves From Press Room To Courtroom In Sexual Harassment Suit

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NFL future Hall Of Fame quarterback Brett Favre is getting sued, but not by the former New York Jets employee that you're expecting.

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Hank Baskett Can’t Catch A Break

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Kendra Wilkinson, the 25-year old former Playboy Playmate naked chick who used to roll around on top of Hugh Hefner’s old balls, is trying to get her husband and terrible football player, Hank Baskett, to sign a “post-nuptial” agreement because she’s apparently bringing in more proverbial cheddar.

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Brett Favre To Retire. Again

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Minnesota Vikings quarterback (and noted old guy that knows how to use a cell phone.

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Favre Gets Fine–No Suspension–For Sexting

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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell will be pulling $50,000 out of Brett Favre's final NFL game check after announcing that the League office could not determine whether sexual harassment took place as alleged by a former New York Jets employee in 2008.

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Interim Coach Beats Wussy Sports Town

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Most of the fantasy football leagues I play in end at Week 15, and there's a reason for that.

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‘Snow Emergency’ Postpones Sunday Night Game

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VOTE In The ASYLUM Poll: Do you agree with the Vikings-Eagles game postponement? The Minnesota Vikings season is beginning to resemble the third act of This Is Spinal Tap.

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A Few Minutes With Herschel Walker

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Few people manage to survive 12 years in the NFL, but Herschel Walker did that and continued to look for abuse elsewhere.

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Bears Put Brett Favre, Vikings On Ice

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Brett Favre started a game he couldn't finish, just like his Minnesota Vikings.

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Vikings P: Football Field ‘As Hard As Concrete’

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The Minnesota Vikings will play their second straight Monday night "home" game tonight, although this one will be a result of design rather than circumstance, and will actually be played within the state of Minnesota.


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