#NFL

Minneapolis Mayor Rybak Gets Rybacked By Minnesota/Green Bay Bet

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First things first, Minneapolis' mayor is named Rybak, just like a certain meathead WWE pro wrestler.

#FOOD

A Minnesota Casino Broke The World Record For Reasons Why The World Hates America

Nothing says Labor Day quite like spending four hours to make one hamburger, but that’s what the staff at the Black Bear Casino Resort chose to do in breaking the world record for the largest bacon cheeseburger.

OLYMPICS

Oh Random NBC Anchor, You’re The Zaniest!

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Move over, Perd Hapley, there’s a new hilarious anchor in town.

terrible ideas

Gentlemen, Start Your Ostriches

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In America's latest attempt to turn sports into Diddy Kong Racing, here's the sixth annual "Extreme Race Day", a Minnesota area event featuring ostrich heats, racing camels, helium-enhanced horse races and more.

#ART

Let's Celebrate The 'Internet Cat Video Film Festival' With Cat Pictures

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The Internet Cat Video Film Festival will take place at Minneapolis’ Walker Arts Center on August 30th. Let's celebrate with cat pictures.

MINNESOTA

52-Year Old Man Punches Eighth Grader In Face For Losing At Basketball

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By way of Prep Rally and numerous local news anchors who seriously cannot believe this shit, a 52-year old Eagan, Minnesota, man was arrested and charged with fifth-degree domestic assault for responding to a a youth basketball tournament loss by grabbing his 13-ish year old son with one arm and repeatedly punching him in the face with the other.

#COSPLAY

Mr. T. Baby Unmasked! The Follow-Up Interview

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Normally I'm mostly indifferent to babies.

science

Glow Cats!

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Eric Poeschla and colleagues at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, have developed a gene therapy based immunization for feline AIDS which can also further our understanding of fighting HIV in humans.

#MLB

The Dugout: The Upper Upper Deck

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Jim Thome is batting about.

#NBA

Ricky Rubio is the Most Important Person in Minnesota History

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The first thing you hear when you click play on this video is people going HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING.

NCAA Tournament

Minnesota’s GOP is Corrupt, But At Least They’re Hilarious

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Republicans in Minnesota tried to conduct an NCAA tournament-style betting pool on the outcome of a state budget crisis that threatened the future of local government and the jobs and livelihood of over 36,000 workers.

SERIOUSLY DUDE?

Politician’s Mom Makes Him Apologize To Neil Gaiman

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Guess which one is the politician and which one actually creates things of value.

#COMMERCIALS

Joe Mauer is Looking California and Feeling Minnesota

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At the risk of ruining a perfectly cromulent Dugout, I wanted to share the latest commercial from Explore Minnesota, a group hoping to embiggen the state's tourism.

WIKILEAKS

How Dumb Are These Criminals?

Even dumber than this.

#Star Wars

Observatory Turned Into R2-D2

Pranksters at Carleton College in Minnesota turned their Goodsell Observatory into a giant R2-D2 (more pics and a video below).

News

Worst Death Ever: Car Crash With A Flatbed Trailer Hauling 17,000,000 Bees

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In today's OMFG THAT'S THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO EVER DIE EVER FOREVER EVER news, a four-vehicle crash leaves two dead after they collide with a flatbed lorry carrying Bed Bath & Beyond pillows Mickey Mouse gloves angel wings 17,000,000 bees.


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