Oh Random NBC Anchor, You’re The Zaniest!

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Move over, Perd Hapley, there’s a new hilarious anchor in town.

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Gentlemen, Start Your Ostriches

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In America's latest attempt to turn sports into Diddy Kong Racing, here's the sixth annual "Extreme Race Day", a Minnesota area event featuring ostrich heats, racing camels, helium-enhanced horse races and more.


Let's Celebrate The 'Internet Cat Video Film Festival' With Cat Pictures

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The Internet Cat Video Film Festival will take place at Minneapolis’ Walker Arts Center on August 30th. Let's celebrate with cat pictures.


52-Year Old Man Punches Eighth Grader In Face For Losing At Basketball

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By way of Prep Rally and numerous local news anchors who seriously cannot believe this shit, a 52-year old Eagan, Minnesota, man was arrested and charged with fifth-degree domestic assault for responding to a a youth basketball tournament loss by grabbing his 13-ish year old son with one arm and repeatedly punching him in the face with the other.


Mr. T. Baby Unmasked! The Follow-Up Interview

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Normally I'm mostly indifferent to babies.


Glow Cats!

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Eric Poeschla and colleagues at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, have developed a gene therapy based immunization for feline AIDS which can also further our understanding of fighting HIV in humans.


Ricky Rubio is the Most Important Person in Minnesota History

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The first thing you hear when you click play on this video is people going HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING.

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Minnesota’s GOP is Corrupt, But At Least They’re Hilarious

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Republicans in Minnesota tried to conduct an NCAA tournament-style betting pool on the outcome of a state budget crisis that threatened the future of local government and the jobs and livelihood of over 36,000 workers.


Politician’s Mom Makes Him Apologize To Neil Gaiman

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Guess which one is the politician and which one actually creates things of value.


Joe Mauer is Looking California and Feeling Minnesota

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At the risk of ruining a perfectly cromulent Dugout, I wanted to share the latest commercial from Explore Minnesota, a group hoping to embiggen the state's tourism.

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Observatory Turned Into R2-D2


Pranksters at Carleton College in Minnesota turned their Goodsell Observatory into a giant R2-D2 (more pics and a video below).


Worst Death Ever: Car Crash With A Flatbed Trailer Hauling 17,000,000 Bees

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In today's OMFG THAT'S THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO EVER DIE EVER FOREVER EVER news, a four-vehicle crash leaves two dead after they collide with a flatbed lorry carrying Bed Bath & Beyond pillows Mickey Mouse gloves angel wings 17,000,000 bees.


Breaking News: Royce White leaves college basketball

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Royce White's college basketball career has ended before it really had a chance to start. Royce White announced via YouTube, that he will be leaving the University of Minnesota and subsequently college basketball.

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Matty D’s Top 25 College Basketball Preview (15-11)

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That's right, the start of the college hoops season is just one week away and you know what that means: it's time to unleash the mother effing fury! For the past seven months, I've been bottling up a vicious mixture of excitement and rage, just waiting for the moment to release my emotions onto the rest of the world.

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