Welcome to Friday, bitches.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
Last fall, I wrote about Harry Potter fandom with the laziness of watching television.
Those of you who've been reading Warming Glow since October will likely remember Happy Jack, aka Dancing Pumpkin Head Guy of KXVO news in Omaha.
*NOTE: Donation required to win free stuff Okay everybody, the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/01/whose-ass-should-i-kick-at-ping-pong" target="_self">So You Think You Can Pong event</a> benefiting non-profit children's writing center 826NYC is tomorrow, and this is the last chance I have to <a href="http://www.gifttool.com/athon/TeamListings?ID=1349&AID=927" target="_blank">stay in the top four</a> to get my pick of celebrities to defeat in ping pong.
This gallery of Christmas cats serves no purpose other than to warm your soul and stir your allergies.
Things are gonna be a little haphazard around Warming Glow for the next couple of days as I do some last-minute shopping and travel in preparation for the winter solstice festival that Christianity hijacked from the pagans.
I know better than to read Slate Magazine.
And now, presenting Japanese television's hottest star since that giggling bikini model with huge breasts got attacked by monkeys on a game show.
Many of you will remember Maryjean as the instructor in the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/08/oh-my-god-2">amazing tutorial about cat massage</a>.
A deer jumped onto the ceiling of a condominium atrium and fell through.
This is one of my favorite viral videos, and Halloween plus a slow news day makes for an excellent excuse to post it.
I'll be honest, this week has kinda raped me up and down the basketball court.
I apologize that this isn't TV-related content, but -- wait.
It's easy to forget that, despite the crappy economy, our lives are ridiculously shallow and frivolous and rife with ease.
I'd like to take a brief break from TV-related content to share this video that will put a stop to all those pesky hours of sleep you've been getting every night.
Good news, Harry Potter fans: a company has designed a wand that acts as a universal remote control.
This isn't exactly TV-related, but today's boring so you're getting video of Winkers™, the pants that make pictures on your ass wink (patent pending.