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Rival High School Basketball Teams Squashed Their Beef Long Enough To Honor An Injured Player

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Two rival high school basketball coaches came up with a pretty great plan to honor a player who suffered a career-ending injury.


Missouri Has Already Given The Gathering Of The Juggalos The Boot

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Community backlash over the bad reputation of the event has forced the Gathering of the Juggalos out of its new location in Missouri.


The Gathering Of The Juggalos Is Moving Its Crazy Show To Missouri

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For the first time in eight years, the Gathering of the Juggalos will be held somewhere other than Cave-In-Rock, Illinois.


The Missouri State Fair Rodeo Has Obama Rodeo Clowns, Because Of Course They Do

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In a moment that would make Bobby Hill yell WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, the Missouri State Fair Rodeo is in trouble for dressing up a rodeo clown like President Obama and making everyone woo and holler to see him get run down by a bull.


Teenager Arrested For Changing Classmate’s Last Name In Yearbook To ‘Masturbate’

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A 17-year old high school girl in Columbia, Missouri was arrested after she changed her classmate's last name in the yearbook to 'Masturbate'.


Stupid Missouri Bill Aims To Tax Violent Video Games Like ‘The Sims 3′

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To fight the nonexistent scourge of video game induced violence, Representative Diane Franklin (R, MO) introduced a bill to tax "violent" video games. But wait, it gets even sillier.


It Gets Better: Even Brad Pitt Was An Awkward Teenager


It's reassuring to know even suave, attractive, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/03/notes-and-observations-from-brad-pitts-make-it-right-foundation-gala-after-party/">philanthropic </a>celebrities were once awkward teenagers with boney limbs and unfortunate hairstyles, so the photo below of Brad Pitt is totally going on our inspiration board next to our yearbook photos of a be-Cosby-sweatered <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/02/louis-c-k-yearbook-photos/">Louis C.K.</a>, a smoldering high school <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/09/here-are-the-nick-offerman-high-school-yearbook-photos-ron-swanson-fans-have-been-clamoring-for/#page/1">Nick Offerman</a>, and the adorably goth alterna-chick <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/02/christina-hendricks-was-adorably-goth-in-these-high-school-yearbook-photos/">Christina Hendricks</a>.


Please Do Not Waste Your Time Worrying About The Banning Of 'Slaughterhouse-Five'


I have good news and bad news: Much like Billy Pilgrim in "Slaughterhouse-Five," I am unstuck in time.

i think of all the education that i missed

Missouri Bans Teachers Friending Their Students On Facebook


Awwww, Missouri combined our three favorite things: <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2011/08/wait-screwing-with-somebodys-facebook-is-identity-theft-now/">Stupid laws about Facebook</a>, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2011/08/matt-damon-will-not-allow-you-to-trash-teachers/">stupid propaganda about teachers</a>, and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2011/06/tennessee-forgets-first-amendment-bans-offensive-images/">stupid laws passed by state legislators about the Internet</a>.


Flamethrower Trombone? Flamethrower Trombone

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Last August we linked to <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/cybergata/pyros-flamethrower-trombone-1h9y">this flamethrower trombone</a> by Jonathan Crawford.


Joplin, Missouri Is A Tragic Mess


On the second day after <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/05/photos-and-video-of-tornado-decimated-joplin-missouri/#page/1">a gigantic tornado ripped apart Joplin, Missouri</a>, 116 are confirmed dead, making it the deadliest single tornado in U.


Internet: Serious Business

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Kansas City resident Breana Greathouse has been arrested for driving to Ottumwa, Iowa and allegedly pulling a gun on Forrest Jamison, whom she believed had made fun of her on the internet.


TSS 2010 March Madness Preview: Second Round – Day Two

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Between SXSW, this great weather most of country is experiencing and the NCAA Tournament, there haven't been many complaints around the TSS headquarters.

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