KIDNAPPING

Family Of The Year Award Goes To The People Who Fake-Kidnapped Their Own Son To Teach Him A Lesson

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Children frustrate their parents so often, it's surprising more of them don't snap.

MADDEN 25

The Coolest College President Issued A ‘Madden 25′ Challenge To His Students

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As part of his inauguration at Columbia College, Dr. Scott Dalrymple has challenged his students to a giant Madden 25 tournament.

Michael Brown Shooting

An Online Fundraiser Raised Nearly $235K In Support Of Ferguson Cop Darren Wilson

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The split between supporters of Darren Wilson and Michael Brown is evident, but isn't really helping anyone find justice.

#Ferguson

Watch As A Getty Photographer Gets Arrested In Ferguson This Evening

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A veteran Getty photographer was arrested in Ferguson today, as video reveals him claiming that he failed to stay within a required area.

mugshots

A Mascara-Smearing Teen Girl Took The Saddest Mugshot Ever

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A teen girl in Missouri that looks the way I feel when Sarah McLachlan's sad animals commercial is on TV.

THIS WEEK IN AWWWESOME

Rival High School Basketball Teams Squashed Their Beef Long Enough To Honor An Injured Player

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Two rival high school basketball coaches came up with a pretty great plan to honor a player who suffered a career-ending injury.

THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS

Missouri Has Already Given The Gathering Of The Juggalos The Boot

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Community backlash over the bad reputation of the event has forced the Gathering of the Juggalos out of its new location in Missouri.

MISSOURI

The Gathering Of The Juggalos Is Moving Its Crazy Show To Missouri

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For the first time in eight years, the Gathering of the Juggalos will be held somewhere other than Cave-In-Rock, Illinois.

YES WE KNOW ITS SATIRE

The Missouri State Fair Rodeo Has Obama Rodeo Clowns, Because Of Course They Do

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In a moment that would make Bobby Hill yell WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, the Missouri State Fair Rodeo is in trouble for dressing up a rodeo clown like President Obama and making everyone woo and holler to see him get run down by a bull.

YEARBOOK PHOTOS

Teenager Arrested For Changing Classmate’s Last Name In Yearbook To ‘Masturbate’

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A 17-year old high school girl in Columbia, Missouri was arrested after she changed her classmate's last name in the yearbook to 'Masturbate'.

#video games

Stupid Missouri Bill Aims To Tax Violent Video Games Like ‘The Sims 3′

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To fight the nonexistent scourge of video game induced violence, Representative Diane Franklin (R, MO) introduced a bill to tax "violent" video games. But wait, it gets even sillier.

Phil Pressey

Tigers’ Backcourt of Phil Pressey & Michael Dixon, Jr. Supercharges Missouri’s Attack

*Midnight Madness is over, and with it went the smoke machines, dunk contests and laser shows that kick off the season.

video

We Reminisce: Georgetown Brawls With A Chinese Team

Missouri faced off against the national team of Netherlands on Saturday during a game of their exhibition tour, with Missouri easily outmatching the European squad by 25 points at halftime.

YEARBOOK PHOTOS

It Gets Better: Even Brad Pitt Was An Awkward Teenager

It's reassuring to know even suave, attractive, philanthropic celebrities were once awkward teenagers with boney limbs and unfortunate hairstyles, so the photo below of Brad Pitt is totally going on our inspiration board next to our yearbook photos of a be-Cosby-sweatered Louis C.K., a smoldering high school Nick Offerman, and the adorably goth alterna-chick Christina Hendricks.

slaughterhouse five

Please Do Not Waste Your Time Worrying About The Banning Of 'Slaughterhouse-Five'

I have good news and bad news: Much like Billy Pilgrim in "Slaughterhouse-Five," I am unstuck in time.

tornadoes

Joplin, Missouri Is A Tragic Mess

On the second day after a gigantic tornado ripped apart Joplin, Missouri, 116 are confirmed dead, making it the deadliest single tornado in U.


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