PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES

KYLE KENDRICK SHOULD STOP TALKING

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For God knows what reason, the Rays and MLB briefly resurrected the Backstreet Boys to sing the National Anthem at Game 1 of the World Series, and Phillies pitcher Kyle Kendrick <a href="http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/102-10242008-1610285.html" target="_blank">was as excited as a little schoolgirl</a>.

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THE WORLD SERIES IS PAINFULLY BORING

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I don't know if it's fair to call something boring if you don't even try to watch it, but I'm not really interested in being fair: this World Series is super-dooper boring.

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WORLD SERIES GAME 1: MEH

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<a href="http://www.sadtrombone.com/">Evan Longoria's new at-bat music</a> Chase Utley clubbed a two-run homer in the first inning, and Cole Hamels pitched seven strong innings as the Phillies <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=ApVT4uwA8Ekb.O1pT8mQU888R9MF?gid=281022130&prov=ap" target="_blank">took Game 1 of the World Series 3-2</a>.

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OH DEAR SWEET JESUS, THANK YOU

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Poised to shatter what little enjoyment I get from baseball, the Red Sox instead fell short of their ALCS comeback quest, as the Rays <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=Aq64..4SRPTJW6u1YnVXROY5nYcB?gid=281019130&prov=ap" target="_blank">won the decisive Game 7 last night, 3-1</a>.

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PHILLIES FANS, THEN AND NOW

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The band you see here is the Jesters of the Court, a pro-Phillies group of hardcore rap-rockers who totally owned Lehigh Valley public access TV back in 1993.

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THE PHILLIES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES

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Remember when the bumbling Cubs got swept in the ALDS by the Dodgers.

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BIG WANGS MANAGER IS A BIG DICK

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According to one blogger, a sports bar in North Hollywood called Big Wangs has banned patrons from wearing Dodgers gear after a fight made the bar infinitely cooler last weekend.

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JOE MADDON LIKES WHAT HE SEES

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Craid Sager's sex appeal is so massive and sprawling that all in his wake are unable to control their desires.

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THE RAYS AND PHILLIES BE WINNIN’

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<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=281013119" target="_blank">Phillies 7, Dodgers 5</a> -- With Los Angeles on the verge of evening the NLCS at two games apiece, Shane Victorino and Matt Stairs both hit two-run homers in the 8th inning to give the Phillies a commanding 3-1 series lead with ace Cole Hamels going to the mound in Game 5.

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PHILLY IS JUST SEVEN WINS AWAY…

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Philadelphia might become the new Boston before any of us realize it, as the Phillies managed <a href="http://www.walkoffwalk.com/2008/10/thursday-night-liveglog-club-d.html">to wrangle</a> the seemingly unstoppable Los Angeles Ramirezes in Game One of the NLCS last night.

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YOUR SUPER HALF-ASSED LCS PREVIEW

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Guess who's starting for the Red Sox in Game 1 After a couple days off from baseball, the playoffs heat up again tonight* in Philadelphia, where the Dodgers will take on the Phillies in Game 1 of the NLCS.

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MLB PLAYOFFS: RAYS, SAWKS ADVANCE

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So The Tampa Bay Rays are going to their first ALCS.

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PHILLY TO NLCS; WHITE SOX, ANGELS STAY ALIVE

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<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=281005108" target="_blank">Phillies 6, Brewers 2</a> -- With a Game 4 win in Milwaukee, the Phillies clinched a date with the Dodgers in the NLCS, the Phils' first advance that far since their 1993 World Series appearance.

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AWWW THEY’RE SO CUTE!

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Look at the little Rays fans with their jerseys and unbridled happiness.

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THE CUBS ARE SO F’D

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<a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=281002130" target="_blank">Rays 6, White Sox 4</a> -- Evan Longoria began his postseason career by homering in his first two at-bats, powering the Rays to a win in their first playoff game.

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SLIM PICKIN’S FOR BREWERS, CUBS, ANGELS

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<a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=281001122" target="_blank">Phillies 3, Brewers 1</a> --Cole Hamels retired the first 14 batters he faced and allowed just two hits in eight shutout innings, while Chase Utley's two-run double off Mike Cameron's glove provided all the offense the Phils needed.

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PLATE TECTONICS MARCHES ON

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The Colorado Rockies won their 19th game out of 20 last night, defeating the Arizona Diamondbacks in <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AgBei3lql0BaCRjou1weRG85nYcB?slug=ap-nlcs&prov=ap&type=lgns" title="Yahoo" target="_blank">Game 2 of the NLCS 3-2</a>.

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MLB: 'GA-NG?'

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New Era, the company that makes officially licensed MLB hats, has come under fire from protesters in Harlem who object to the <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08242007/news/regionalnews/dressed_to_kill.htm" target="_blank">making of gang-inspired Yankees hats</a>.


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