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Keith Olbermann Translates Alex Rodriguez And His Effing Bull-Bleep

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Keith Olbermann "translated" Alex Rodriguez's arbitration hearing tirade and more or less explained why he's FUBAR. Effing bull-bleep!

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Jeopardy! Finally Weighs In On The Badness Of The Houston Astros

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The Houston Astros went 51-111 this season, and the cats at Jeopardy! aren't afraid to rub their faces in it.

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MLB Made WWE Championships For The 2013 Cy Young Winners

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Instead of the normal, boring old plaque, MLB made replica WWE Championships for 2013 Cy Young winners Clayton Kershaw and Max Scherzer.

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Best Thing You’ll Watch Today: Marlins Pitcher Jose Fernandez’s Heartwarming Reunion With His Grandmother

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Must watch: Miami Marlins pitcher and NL rookie of the year Jose Fernandez had an emotional reunion with the grandmother he left in Cuba six years ago.

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The Atlanta Braves Are Ditching Decrepit, 16-Year Old Turner Field For A New House In The Suburbs

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The Atlanta Braves are moving to Cobb County, GA, in 2017, leaving Atlanta's Turner Field after only 20 years.

2013 WORLD SERIES

David Ortiz Finished Third In The Boston Mayoral Race

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While Boston's new mayor-elect is some guy named Marty, city icon David Ortiz finished third in the election.

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Lesson Of The Day: Don’t Bother Asking George Brett For His Autograph

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While in town to accept the Kansas Citian of the Year award, former Royals great George Brett threatened to shoot an overzealous autograph seeker.

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Watch Notorious Yankees Fan Artie Lange Bond With Red Sox Players Over Their Hatred For Alex Rodriguez

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Artie goes on a fantastic rant about the one thing Boston and New York fans can agree on: how much A-Rod sucks.

2013 WORLD SERIES

The Boston Red Sox Did Something Nice (?) For The St. Louis Cardinals

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The World Series champion Boston Red Sox took out an ad in a St. Louis paper to thank the Cardinals and their fans. Good look, Nice Guy Boston!

2013 WORLD SERIES

Dollar Shave Club Has Challenged The Boston Red Sox To Braid Their Beards For Charity

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Dollar Shave Club is offering to send money to charity for every Boston Red Sox player who braids their beard and tweets about it. Beards! It's a joke!

2013 WORLD SERIES

The World Series Is Over. Now’s The Best Time To Bet On The World Series!

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The World Series just ended, but Bovada has posted championship betting odds for the 2014 series for all 30 teams. Spoiler alert, the Astros aren't winning.

2013 WORLD SERIES

Passive-Aggressive St. Louis Cardinals Fan Weatherman Is The Best Weatherman

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A weatherman deals with the World Series loss of the St. Louis Cardinals with a passive-aggressive weather report.

2013 WORLD SERIES

Some Red Sox Fans Celebrated The World Series With Childish Joy. Others? Not So Much.

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After the Boston Red Sox won the World Series, fans celebrated throughout the city, some a little more dangerously than others.

2013 WORLD SERIES

The Boston Red Sox Won The World Series And Here Come The F-Bombs

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The Boston Red Sox are World Series Champions, so Jon Lester and fans are saying the F-word on TV as frequently as possible. WORLD F**KEN CHAMPIONS

2013 WORLD SERIES

Morning Links: A Contestant From The Bachelor Made A Cancer Joke About Yadier Molina

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We know that the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/sports/2012/04/favorite-twitter-account-of-the-day-baseballs-best-fans/" target="_blank">St. Louis Cardinals have baseball's best fans</a>, but 'The Bachelor' season 11 contestant Sarah Newlon is bringing Red Sox fans neck-and-neck with them.

2013 WORLD SERIES

The American Mustache Institute Has Issued A Cease & Desist On All Obnoxious Red Sox Beard Jokes

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The American Mustache Institute has issued a SUPER SERIOUS cease & desist to the Boston Red Sox for all mustache and beard-related merchandising.

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Jimmy Fallon’s Adorable And Possibly Clairvoyant Puppies Predict The World Series

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Jimmy Fallon unleashed his trusty Puppy Predictor in an attempt to forecast the 2013 World Series. I predict fluffiness.

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The Best Highlights Of The 2013 ALCS And NLCS, Presented In the Medium Of Lego

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Here are the top plays and moments from the 2013 ALCS and NLCS as performed by a bunch of stop-motion LEGO men.

ATHLETES TURNED ACTORS

Texas Rangers Funnyman Derek Holland Will Appear In ‘Dumb And Dumber To’

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Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland will make an appearance in Dumb and Dumber To after petitioning the Farrelly Brothers for a role.

2013 WORLD SERIES

Boston’s Mayor Tom Menino Is Rootin’ Hard To Bring The ‘World Series Cup’ Back To Boston

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In yet another hilarious verbal sports gaffe, Boston mayor Tom Menino said he's rooting hard for the Red Sox to win the "World Series Cup."


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