Posts Tagged: MLS

CARSON PALMER

Marvin Lewis Takes Ochocinco Down A Peg

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Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis knows no offseason when it comes to giving grief to his colorful wide receiver Chad Ochocinco.

LA GALAXY

David Beckham Goes Tom Brady

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David Beckham is sporting a new hairstyle, and of course we wouldn't be talking about it here if it didn't look like ass.

CRAZY FANS

Wow, You Showed Him, David Beckham

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David Beckham is one of those celebrities that will probably have a target on his back for the rest of his life.

DRUNK DRIVING

Now That’s How It’s Done, Philly

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Kansas City Wizards coach Peter Vermes, pictured adorably in his mug shot, was arrested back in August on charges of driving while intoxicated, and most of us never heard about it because 1) He’s a soccer coach, B) It’s the MLS, and III) It’s Kansas City.

MANCHESTER UNITED

MLS All-Stars Get *Man*-Handled…Zing?

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Those of you discouraged about the possibility of soccer climbing out of "dork fetish" status here in the states can breathe a little easier today: The MLS All-Star Game happened last night, but instead of the league's best players playing each other, they formed a single team and took on Manchester United, the perennial Champions League power who happen to be stateside for a preseason tour.

BAD IDEA JEANS

Facebook Stalking Actually Works

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<a href="http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/06/chicago-fire-player-marries-playboy-model-after-dating-seven-weeks.html">--via Chicago Tribune</a> Soccer players have been notorious for having some of the hottest WAGs in the world, but they usually don't need help from Facebook.

AC MILAN

Chicago Soccer Fan Tackled, But Not Tased

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We have another incident involving a fan running onto the field of play.

money

OH THANK GOD…NO MLS STRIKE

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America can breathe a great sigh of relief now that Major League Soccer finally reached a labor deal with its players over the weekend.

MLS

WHOA, PEOPLE LIKE AMERICAN SOCCER

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Pffft, act like you've been there.

all-star game

BREAKING: AMERICA HATES MLS

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Even though the popularity of international soccer is in the midst of a healthy boom, the American brand of futbol is suffering so badly that you'd think the league was headquartered in Detroit.

BAD GOALIES

SOCCER STILL NEEDS A 3-POINT LINE

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Here's a great goal from Wizards midfielder Claudio Lopez of MLS "fame," who could probably score a goal from the last stall in the concourse men's room.

AC MILAN

BECKHAM HATES AMERICA HATES BECKHAM

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Noted immigrant David Beckham appears to be gone from America, at least for now.

AUTOS

SOCCER COACHES DODGE 8-YEAR-OLD DRIVER

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Two coaches for Toronto FC of the MLS had to jump out of the way when <a href="http://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/story/1219505.html" target="_blank">an 8-year-old driving a van nearly hit them</a>.

COLUMBUS CREW

THE THING WITH THE SOCCER THING IS OVER

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The spoils of an MLS title include a big trophy, medals, and a baby Congratulations are in order for the Columbus Crew, who brought home their first-ever championship by <a href="http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=258848&cc=5901" target="_blank">beating the upstart New York Red Bulls 3-1 in the MLS Cup Final</a> yesterday.

MAIL FRAUD

DAVID BECKHAM IS YESTERDAY’S NEWS

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News broke last week that the LA Galaxy would be shipping David Beckham off to AC Milan -- or somewhere in Italy, I wasn't really paying attention -- prompting many critics to do what they like best, which is bitch about the existence of soccer in America.

brawls

OHIO VERSUS ENGLAND

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The Columbus Crew played the Premiership's West Ham United in a friendly this weekend.

MLS

SOCCER PLAYER PREFERS GOD TO GROUPIES

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Chase Hilgenbrinck, a defender for the New England Revolution, has given up his rich $36,000/year contract to <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/07/15/sports/SOCCER.1-302736.php?page=1" target="_blank">instead study for the priesthood</a>.

KANSAS CITY WIZARDS

WIZARDS HIT WITH SEX HARASSMENT SUIT

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Kathryn Carver, a former employee of MLS's Kansas City Wizards, is <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/sports/story/688111.html" target="_blank">suing the team</a> for "pervasive and regular" sexual harassment.

FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN HAD A FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN

FREE KICK ME IN THE JIMMY

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Schellas Hyndman was introduced as <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/061808dnspofcdcoach_.3ac700c.html" target="_blank">FC Dallas' new head coach</a> earlier this week.


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