Last week, current UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion and eventual Spike Guy’s Choice Award winner for “Hottest Ass Kicker We’d Take On A Date To One Of Guy Fieri’s Restaurants Before A Kid Rock Show,” Ronda Rousey, broke a million irrational UFC fans’ hearts when <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/08/ronda-rousey-only-has-two-years-left-in-mma-says-ronda-rousey" target="_blank">she admitted that she’ll probably be retired</a> from fighting in two years.