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Sunday Night Football’s Theme Is Stupid, But For More Reasons Than Mike Francesa Noted

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The sports blogosphere is having a field day gagging on Mike Francesa for a rather oddly timed rant against one of lyrics in NBC's Sunday Night Football intro.

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Jets to Unveil Breast Cancer Jersey, Name Change for Monday Night Matchup

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For Monday Night's game against the Atlanta Falcons, the New York Jets unveiled over the weekend an alternate uniform for the NFL's push for Breast Cancer Awareness month.

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The Best Moments From Bears-Cowboys Monday Night

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Judged solely on the basis of closeness of score and quality of quarterback play, you could argue that Monday Night Football was a waste of time.

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Bengals-Ravens Live Blog — First Half

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Yay - someone in the AFC North is finally going to win a game.

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Oh Joy, Oh Rapture – Chris Berman Is Calling An NFL Game

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Ever since ESPN assumed the responsibility of destroying the once-hallowed institution of Monday Night Football back in 2006, the league has granted the network a doubleheader the opening week of the regular season.

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“This Guy, I’m Gonna Ride His Thick Lowers Like A Shining, Bucking Star Horse”

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Although Jon Gruden has shown himself capable of being engaging and occasionally cogent on his QB Camp specials with impending draftees, he remains generally worthless in the "Monday Night Football" booth.

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‘Monday Night Football’ Now Lacks Eye Discipline

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Voice immodulation sufferer Ron Jaworski has been removed from the Monday Night Football booth and relegated to studio duty for ESPN, according to Sports Business Journal's John Ourand.

this hit leads the league in quickness

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NOW THAT IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT FOR LONG-TERM EMPLOYMENT.

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Could You Ever, In a Million Years, Find a Worse Guy in the Booth?

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The failed three-year Tony Kornheiser Experiment on Monday Night Football has come to a merciful close, which is ESPN's minor atonement for adding Matt Millen to their pregame theatrics.


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