CHAD OCHOCINCO

Monday Morning Suck-Off: NFL Edition

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We'll just cut through the drama of setting up the Suck-Off and declare the obvious "winner": Dallas Cowboys running back Tashard Choice.

IDIOT KICKERS

Monday Suck-Off: Sebastian Janikowski vs. Garrett Hartley [Poll]

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ASYLUM POLL: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/27/oakland-raiders-sebastian-janikowski-new-orleans-saints-garrett-hartley-field-goals-kickers-football/">Is the kicker over-valued in football?</a> For once, I have taken a side in KSK's debate of the weekly "<a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/sean-taylor-memorial-meast-of-the-week">Meast</a>" and "<a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/jeff-george-memorial-least-of-the-week">Least</a>" awards.

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: Magic In The Err…

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It's a very strong field for the Suck-Off as we return from the break.

ANDY REID

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: COACH OF THE YEAR

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The hardest working belt in sports.

MONDAY SUCK-OFF

A RICH AND DIVERSE SUCK-OFF FIELD

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There's already too much to cover as we get back into the weekday swing of things.

MONDAY SUCK-OFF

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU DIDN’T SUCK

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NBA: There Are No Lakes In LA, Just Cocaine.

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: YANKS, UNIS, AND LAZAR

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There were plenty of poor performances to choose from this week, but we've narrowed it down to three.

CHAD PENNINGTON

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: PENNINGTON VS T-JACK

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Wild Card weekend shot its wad on Saturday, leaving us a pair of miserable Sunday games.

NFL

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: THE LOSERS EARN IT

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Jevon Kearse and the Titans celebrate a 9-0 record with a little wit By my count, there were five games yesterday in which the team that had been outplayed most of the game had a chance to win or tie in the final two minutes -- and all five lost.

NFL

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: KICKIN’ BALLS, TAKIN’ NAMES

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Three teams lost at the feet of kickers and their last second field goals yesterday, but if you're a fan of the <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29606&displayPage=tab_gamecenter&season=2008&week=REG6">Lions</a>, <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29610&displayPage=tab_gamecenter&season=2008&week=REG6">Redskins</a>, or <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29603&displayPage=tab_gamecenter&season=2008&week=REG6">Bears</a> (oh my.

NFL

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: TOO MUCH SAGE

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Minus a few blowouts, Sunday's NFL action offered a good slate of closely fought games.

BRETT FAVRE

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE

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Brett Favre likes football more than you do Yes, yes, I heard: Brett Favre <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap;_ylt=AhRxjuM3Rm9wco6h6zBVBYM5nYcB?gid=20080928020&prov=ap" target="_blank">threw six touchdown passes</a>.

FAT FUCKS

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: SUPER BOWL PREVIEW

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Ahhhh, nothing quite like a holiday Suck-Off to start the week.

NFL

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: DEMOCRACY IN ACTION

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No doubt about it: the games this weekend were pretty awesome.

NFL

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: SHORT MEMORIES

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I'm not well-equipped to write the Suck-Off today, as I didn't watch a lot of football after the Seahawks <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29516&displayPage=tab_gamecenter&season=2007&week=POST18&override=true" target="_blank">honored Sean Taylor's death</a> by beating the Redskins by 21 points.

love hurts

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: JESSICA SIMPSON’S CURSE

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You'll pardon me, sexy readers, if my heart isn't really in this Suck-Off.

detroit lions

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: CLINCHY GOODNESS

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Congratulations today go to the Cowboys, Packers, and Seahawks, who clinched their respective divisions with wins over opponents that ranged from mediocre to special needs.


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