Posts Tagged: MONTREAL CANADIENS

BLOOD AND GUTS

Get Up, Lars Eller, The Hit Wasn’t That Ba- OH MY GOD

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This is what happens when you get hit and your face makes a beeline for the ice.

APRIL FOOLS DAY

Happy April Fools Day, Don’t Believe Anything You Read On The Internet Today

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Here's Montreal Canadiens rookie Nathan Beaulieu skating a solemn lap by himself while his team stands back and chuckles at him, helpfully reminding us that you shouldn't believe anything you read, see, or someone tells you from yesterday morning until like, tomorrow evening.

ARGH MY GROIN

Barney’s Movie Had Heart, But Hockey Puck In The Groin Had A Hockey Puck In The Groin

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In a scene straight out of a wacky kids sports comedy, Montreal Canadiens goalie Carey Price took a warm-up shot to the junk and crumpled to the ice.

children

This Kid Either Loves The Devils Or IS The Devil

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If you can make it through the diarrhea noises and 'Silent Library'-style snickering going on in the background, you'll enjoy this video of Montreal Canadiens defenseman Hal Gill suffering the worst insult known to man: a fat kid from New Jersey pointy middle finger.

BOSTON BRUINS

Finally, Someone Fighting About Hockey

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I think the guy providing color commentary for this fight says it all.

Brain Damage

The Next Logical Career Choice

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Former NHL journeyman left winger Donald Brashear has made a great career decision as he approaches his 40th birthday -- he's getting into mixed martial arts.

BOSTON BRUINS

Enter: Ference

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Boston Bruins defenseman Andrew Ference temporarily became my hero during last night's Game 4 against the Canadiens by scoring, then giving Montreal's inhabitants the finger.

DALLAS COWBOYS

Tommy Hilfiger, ESPN Take On Uniforms

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Back in December, I hit a point that I was spending more time on sports rumor web sites than I was on Facebook or Twitter, which is a considerable concern mind you, and it was all due to the Albert Pujols contract talks.

HOC-KEY?

Goalie Mask Of The Decade: Leatherface?

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/2011-february-20-19-55-401.jpg">This</a> is the goalie mask of Montreal Canadiens goaltender Carey Price, and I'm saddened that it's not the tribute to The Texas Chainsaw Masscre for which we were all hoping.

GEORGES ST-PIERRE

NHL Winger vs. GSP? Oh, It’s ON.

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This was on TSN, so it's either really happening or all of Canada has lost their minds.

MONTREAL CANADIENS

Hockey Writer: Philly Fans Not That Nice

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In one of the less shocking stories in sports history, Philadelphia Flyers fans trashed a car after Philly’s Sunday night thrashing of the Montreal Canadiens, presumably because it had Montreal plates.

MONTREAL CANADIENS

Montreal Wins Another Game 7, Eh?

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The Montreal Canadiens snuck into the Stanley Cup Playoffs as an 8-seed in the East, edging out the New York Rangers by a single point in the standings.

BOSTON BRUINS

MILAN LUCIC IS BACK, HABS WILL NOT BE

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I don't care if Bruins winger Milan Lucic was born in Vancouver or not; his parents are dirty Serbs and so his he.

CAREY PRICE

HOCKEY PLAYER MAKES HOCKEY PLAY

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The NHL preseason has begun, and some of the big men in ice skates are already in midseason form.

BOSTON BRUINS

MONTREAL LOVES HOCKEY, BURNING CARS

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Last night the Canadiens <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=280421010" target="_blank">routed the Bruins 5-0</a> in Game 7 of their first-round series, and a joyous crowd of men with hyphenated girlie names took to the streets to <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/04/22/mtl-habs.html" target="_blank">celebrate Detroit-style</a>.

HOC-KEY?

FATHER OF THE YEAR!

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Hockey legend Guy Lafleur ("the flower" - what a queer.

MONTREAL CANADIENS

HOCKEY FIGHTS ARE BRUTAL

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How this happened a month ago without me seeing it is totally beyond my understanding.

BOSTON BRUINS

YOUR WEEKLY HOCKEY UPDATE

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Just as I predicted before the season <a href="../post.phtml?pk=1460" target="_blank">three days ago</a>, the Sabres beat the Islanders to <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=261026012" target="_blank">begin their season 10-0</a>, tying them for the best start in NHL history.


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