Twilight

TWILIGHT QUEER FTW

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Robert Pattinson, the star of the film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books, just gained about 10,000 points in my book when he had this to say in a recent interview with alpha dickweed Ben Lyons: "When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published.

Twilight

STEPHENIE MEYER HAS SAND IN HER VAGINA

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Stephaenie Meyer, the Mormon Anne Rice and author of the Twilight book series, has halted work on her latest book, Midnight Sun, after part of it was leaked online.

#TRAILERS

DAWSON’S CRYPT HAS ANOTHER TRAILER

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Watch the second trailer for Twilight, Catherine Hardwicke's adaptation of the Stephanie Meyer novel, after the jump Bella knows Edward is a vampire, but she’s fallen in love anyway, a love so broody and complex that no one over 17 could possibly hope to understand it.

#NFL

ARE MORMONS HURTING THE DOLPHINS?

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I like to imagine that headline meaning any number of different things, but it's just a reference to how many players on the Miami Dolphins are members of the Church of Latter-Day Saints.

#TRAILERS

TWILIGHT TRAILER – NOW WITH POSTER

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In case you missed it the other day, Twilight is a hugely popular book series about a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire, soon to be a feature film (trailer after the jump).

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

WORLD’S WHITEST DUDES MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE

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Mike White, the really pale dude from School of Rock (pictured), and Napoleon Dynamite team Jared and Jerusha Hess (who are Mormons, scientifically proven to be the whitest religion, even whiter than Southern Baptists and snake handlers*), will be collaborating on the upcoming comedy Gentleman Broncos.

UTAH

UNLV HOOPS IS COOL WITH BIGAMY

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As Signal to Noise points out, the NCAA tournament season is upon us, and with that comes gratuitous human interest stories.


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