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Mount Flushmore – NFC East

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Ok folks we saved the least for last.

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Mount Flushmore – NFC North

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Welcome to the NFC "Norris" division (gets me every time) there are alot of players to really choose from here so I had to be very selective Im sorry if I left out your nominations.

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Mount Flushmore – NFC South

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The NFC South is a division that plays football and everyone manages 5-10 wins per year so you can imagine how facisnating it was to write about them.

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Mount Flushmore – NFC West

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Welcome to the NFC West where the Seahawks were moved to because they couldnt compete verse the winning ways of the Chiefs, Chargers, Broncos, and Raiders.

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Mount Flushmore – AFC East

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Welcome to the AFC East, featuring the Pats Bills Jets and Dolphins.

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Mount Flushmore – AFC North

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Today we're tackling the AFC North which features 2 terrible franshises from the state of Ohio and no I'm not talking about Rax Roast Beef and Skyline Chili which ironically have produced exactly as many gross turds as the Browns and Bengals over the years.

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Mount Flushmore – AFC South

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Time for the AFC South,,which is ironically what i tell my ex-stepson to call his poop.

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Mount Flushmore – AFC West

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Thanks for your submissions you guys sure do hate alot of football players and coaches which is good because it holds the National Football League to a higher standard= hate is good.

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NFL Mount Flushmore

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In case you hadnt looked out your window recently and noticed Dez Bryant trying to steal your car, its the offseason.


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