Have you ever wanted to see a young movie critic who is less scripted than <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/lights-camera-jackson">Lights Camera Jackson</a> and also less slavishly fanboyish and less likely to misuse the word literally than the poster-quote-whoring <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/pete-hammond-hired-by-deadline">Pete Hammond</a>.