Get Hard

‘Get Hard’ Is A Decent Premise In Desperate Need Of A Script

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Did you guys know "Get Hard" is actually a boner pun? It's true!

INSURGENT

‘Insurgent’ Is A Myers-Briggs Test Gone Rogue

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Teenagers with guns talk trauma, shoot babies.

FANTASTIC FEST

‘It Follows': A Supernatural STD Takes Michigan In The Year’s Best Horror Film

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A supernatural STD has taken root amongst the bored teens of suburban Michigan in the year's best horror movie.

LIAM NEESON HOLDING A PISTOL

‘Run All Night’ Is The Perfect Action Film For Sports Talk Radio Fans

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'Run All Night' is catnip for guys in Welker jerseys who cheered the loudest when Epic Beard Man stuck it to some "thug."

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Vince’s Vaughn’s ‘Unfinished Business’ Would Surely Have Been One Of The Most Adequate Comedies Of 1997

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'Unfinished Business' is like a prostitute who keeps wanting to read you his slam poems.

chappie

‘Chappie’ Is Preposterous, Hilarious, And Just When You Least Expect It, Thoughtful

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'Chappie' is like a mega-budget take on the Lethal Weapon parodies from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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‘Christian Mingle: The Movie’ Is An Unintentional Parody Of Whiteness

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This movie is so white it makes a Lands End catalog look like Jet Magazine.

MAPS TO THE STARS

Review: David Cronenberg’s ‘Maps To The Stars’ Successfully Makes Sex, Drugs, And Hollywood Boring

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David Cronenberg's latest "being rich and famous ain't all it's cracked up to be" entry.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Fifty Shades Of Specialty Arclight Cocktails: A Drunk Review

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Sarah Sprague drank all the Arclight's specialty 'Fifty Shades' cocktails and then attempted to watch the movie.

KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE

Review: ‘Kingsman’ Is James Bond For People Who Like Constant, Winky References To James Bond

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'Kingsman: The Secret Service' is a movie that references Bond a lot, but never really outdoes it.

SUNDANCE REVIEWS

Review: ‘The D-Train’ Dynamites The Bromance Comedy

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One of those rare films that reminds me why I love comedy.

Seventh Son Review

Review: ‘Seventh Son’ Is Seven Times Less Fun Than A Real Movie

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Definitely makes plans to see this around the first of never ever.

TRUE STORY

Review: ‘True Story’ Is A Masturbatory Faux Morality Tale Starring Jonah Hill And James Franco

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'True Story' wants to judge its own unreliable narrator even while believing everything he says.

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Review: ‘Jupiter Ascending’ Is Like ‘Battlefield Earth’ Without The Excuse Of Scientology

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Channing Tatum plays an albino space wolf who flies around doing parkour on floating rollerblades.

everly

Review: ‘Everly’ Might Look Like ‘Jane Wick,’ But She’s A Completely Different Killer

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In 'Everly,' Salma Hayek stars as a prostitute hunted by every killer in the Yakuza, and that's just the tip of the ridiculous iceberg.

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Review: ‘Partisan’ Is A Meditative Thriller About A Colony Of Child Assassins

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Ariel Kleiman's 'Partisan' is an intense coming-of-age story set amongst a separatist cult of underage assassins.


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