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Review: ‘Fury,’ AKA ‘Murderous Macklemore’s Last Stand’

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If you want to give yourself a stress-and-gore induced ulcer, 'Fury' is the movie for you.

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Review: ‘St. Vincent,’ And The Beautiful Bullsh*t Of Bill Murray

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'St. Vincent' is Bill Murray's 'School of Rock' moment, playing the crotchety, rumpled sweetheart everyone thinks he is.

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Review: In ‘The Judge,’ Robert Downey Jr. And Robert Duvall Star In A Cut-Rate ‘Doc Hollywood’

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Ever wondered what 'My Cousin Vinny' would look like if it didn't have jokes and was super long?

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‘Dracula Untold’ Review: The Hackiest Headline Is The Correct One

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Like Shark Sandwich/Shit Sandwich before it, Dracula Untold invites a painfully obvious review headline, because it's also the most succinct and true headline.

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Daniel Radcliffe Becomes The Devil In ‘Horns,’ And Punishes Us With A Terrible, Terrible Movie

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Ever wanted to see Harry Potter dress like the devil? Probably just look at these pictures then, because the movie is terrible.

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‘It Follows': A Supernatural STD Takes Michigan In The Year’s Best Horror Film

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A supernatural STD has taken root amongst the bored teens of suburban Michigan in the year's best horror movie.

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REVIEW: ‘The Maze Runner’ Is The Most Platonic Gay Porn Ever Designed By Man

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In the 'Maze Runner,' young men fight evil, battle spiders, solve logic puzzles.

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Kevin Smith’s ‘Tusk’ Makes A Strong Case For An Intervention

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'Tusk' will probably not appeal to anyone outside of the smodbubble.

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Reese Witherspoon Eats, Prays, Loves, Does Sex, And Goes Into The Wild In ‘Wild’

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Reese Witherspoon will travel over a river and into a heroin haze if you will just give her another Oscar already.

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‘Foxcatcher’ Is Great At Looking Like An Awards Movie

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If it's a movie you're after, Foxcatcher is certainly that.

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Tom Hardy Steals A Pit Bull Puppy And Your Heart In ‘The Drop’

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You'll probably want to wrap your ovaries in Saran Wrap to keep them from exploding.

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‘The Identical’ Is The Ultimate ‘How Did This Get Made’ Movie

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Wondering about 'The Identical?' Imagine if Tommy Wiseau from 'The Room' made a Christian-themed, generic Elvis biopic starring himself as twins.

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In ‘The Trip To Italy,’ Steve Coogan And Rob Brydon Hone An Already-Successful Formula

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Do you like food porn, Michael Caine impressions, and Alanis Morisette? Then you'll love 'The Trip To Italy.'

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Review: ‘Sin City 2′ Is A Movie For Guys Who Wear Fedoras

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Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez's 'Sin City: A Dame To Kill For' is a scummy movie for scummy people.

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Review: ‘Calvary,’ An Irish Film About Alcohol, Catholicism, And Death

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Review of 'Calvary,' the new film from 'The Guard' director John Michael McDonagh, brother of 'In Bruges' director Martin McDonagh.


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