THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF FIVE ARMIES

Review: ‘Battle Of The Five Armies’ Is The Best ‘Hobbit,’ Which Isn’t Saying Much

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Even though The Hobbit is a thinly veiled allusion to Kim Jong Un, they are still showing it in theaters.

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Review: Chris Rock’s ‘Top Five’ Is Promising, But Derivative

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Chris Rock gives his best performance in 'Top Five,' but never quite opens up.

EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS

Review: ‘Exodus: Gods And Zzzzzzz’

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'Exodus: Gods And Kings' is as dull and inscrutable as a sermon in Latin.

AWARDS BAIT

Review: Reese Witherspoon Eats, Prays, Loves, Gets Naked, And Shoots Heroin In ‘Wild’

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Reese Witherspoon will travel over a river and into a heroin haze if you will just give her another Oscar already.

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‘Whiplash’ Review: JK Simmons Joins The A-List As ‘Scary Jazz Dad’

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Can Miles Teller content Scary Jazz Dad with nothing but a drum set and a collection of v-necks?

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Review: ‘Horrible Bosses 2’ Is An Above-Average Airplane Movie

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'Horrible Bosses 2' isn't half bad if you aren't expecting much and you're stuck somewhere.

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Review: ‘Foxcatcher’ Is Great At Looking Like An Awards Movie

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If it's a movie you're after, Foxcatcher is certainly that.

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Review: ‘The Theory Of Everything’ Is Patronizing Awards Bait

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Stephen Hawking biopic The Theory of Everything is less a movie than a series of slow claps.

Interstellar

Review: ‘Interstellar’ Combines Astrophysics And Magical Thinking

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Matthew McConaughey goes to outer space and finds out that the secret of the Universe is the human heart.

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Review: ‘Horns’ Is The Worst Movie Of The Year So Far

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Ever wanted to see Harry Potter dress like the devil? Probably just look at these pictures then, because the movie is terrible.

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Review: Jake Gyllenhaal’s Epic Weirdo Turn In ‘Nightcrawler’ Is One For The Ages

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Jake Gyllenhaal joins the pantheon of all-time great cinematic weirdos.

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Review: ‘Fury,’ AKA ‘Murderous Macklemore’s Last Stand’

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If you want to give yourself a stress-and-gore induced ulcer, 'Fury' is the movie for you.

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Review: ‘St. Vincent,’ And The Beautiful Bullsh*t Of Bill Murray

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'St. Vincent' is Bill Murray's 'School of Rock' moment, playing the crotchety, rumpled sweetheart everyone thinks he is.

TIFF REVIEWS

Review: In ‘The Judge,’ Robert Downey Jr. And Robert Duvall Star In A Cut-Rate ‘Doc Hollywood’

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Ever wondered what 'My Cousin Vinny' would look like if it didn't have jokes and was super long?


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