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Review: Marvel Goes ‘5th Element’ In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

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'Guardians of the Galaxy' is more like 'The Fifth Element' than a superhero movie, and that is a very good thing.

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Movies On A Plane: ‘Gambit,’ The Forgotten Coen Brothers Project

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'Gambit' was written by the Coen Brothers and forgotten by almost everyone, so we watched it on a plane.

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Brett Ratner’s ‘Hercules’ Sucks On Chariot Wheels

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Brett Ratner is the opposite of what an auteur director is. He's a farteur.

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‘I Origins’ Turns The Creationist Eyeball Meme Into A Sci-Fi Rom-Dram

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Can a film based on a dopey idea turn out kind of good? The paradox at the heart of 'I Origins.'

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In Honor Of ‘Boyhood': A Look Back At The ‘Before’ Trilogy, A Lotta Years Later

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With 'Boyhood' opening in a handful more cities, we take a look back at Richard Linklater's 'Sunrise/Sunset' trilogy to see if it's worth revisiting.

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Richard Linklater’s 12-Years-In-The-Making ‘Boyhood’ Is Great If You Like Trying Really Hard Not To Cry

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Richard Linklater's 12-years-in-the-making 'Boyhood' is like all the joy of parenthood without all the hassle of finding a breeder or background checks.

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‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Is An Extended Grunt Lecture About Understanding

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'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' is an extended grunt lecture about understanding delivered by a series of live-action and digital stock characters.

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‘Snowpiercer’ Is A Messy Piece Of Inspired Madness

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If you want to see an action movie that isn't bland, dressed-up Hollywood pandering this Summer, 'Snowpiercer' might be your best bet.

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‘The Rover’ Is The Sweatiest Movie Of The Year

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Vince reviews David Michod's 'The Rover,' our most anticipated movie of the summer.

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Sarcastic Children With Cancer Are A Gross But Successful Formula In ‘The Fault in Our Stars’

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'The Fault in Our Stars' attempts to balance sarcasm and syrup, constructing a cancer movie "entirely out of finger quotes."

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The Spoof Has Become Self-Aware! A ’22 Jump Street’ Review

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No matter how great your impressions are, how impeccable your timing, how clever your word play, one of, if not the hardest thing in comedy is knowing precisely what it is about you that's funny.

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In ‘The Signal,’ Sensitive Metrosexuals Battle Evil, Fight Corruption, Set Long-term Goals

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The Signal, an apocalyptic sci-fi thriller set to a Garden State soundtrack, and a milquetoast movie best washed down with a warm glass of milk.

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In Clark Gregg’s ‘Trust Me,’ Nice Guys Finish In A Fiery Pit of Death

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Clark Gregg writes and directs and light-hearted romp about - whomp whomp! - sex abuse.

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Bro, Do You Even Montage? An ‘Edge Of Tomorrow’ Review

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'Edge of Tomorrow' is a lot like 'Groundhog Day' if you replace all the fun stuff with aliens.

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Seth MacFarlane Is The Ron Paul Of Comedy: ‘A Million Ways To Die In The West’ Review

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Seth MacFarlane is great at having three good ideas for every one REALLY bad one.

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We Found It On Netflix: ‘Run,’ The Movie About The Teenaged Parkour Expert Jewel Thief

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"Run" is a movie about a teenager who uses parkour to rob jewelry stores and support his family starring Eric Roberts as a wine-swilling crime boss. Of course we watched it.

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Review: ‘Godzilla’ Is The Gloriously Silly Monster Movie ‘Pacific Rim’ Should’ve Been

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Finally, a monster movie that makes the monsters big, instead of making the people small.


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