Review: ‘Horrible Bosses 2’ Is An Above-Average Airplane Movie

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'Horrible Bosses 2' isn't half bad if you aren't expecting much and you're stuck somewhere.

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Review: ‘Foxcatcher’ Is Great At Looking Like An Awards Movie

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If it's a movie you're after, Foxcatcher is certainly that.

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Review: ‘The Theory Of Everything’ Is Patronizing Awards Bait

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Stephen Hawking biopic The Theory of Everything is less a movie than a series of slow claps.


Review: ‘Interstellar’ Combines Astrophysics And Magical Thinking

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Matthew McConaughey goes to outer space and finds out that the secret of the Universe is the human heart.


Review: ‘Horns’ Is The Worst Movie Of The Year So Far

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Ever wanted to see Harry Potter dress like the devil? Probably just look at these pictures then, because the movie is terrible.


Review: Jake Gyllenhaal’s Epic Weirdo Turn In ‘Nightcrawler’ Is One For The Ages

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Jake Gyllenhaal joins the pantheon of all-time great cinematic weirdos.


Review: ‘Fury,’ AKA ‘Murderous Macklemore’s Last Stand’

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If you want to give yourself a stress-and-gore induced ulcer, 'Fury' is the movie for you.

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Review: ‘St. Vincent,’ And The Beautiful Bullsh*t Of Bill Murray

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'St. Vincent' is Bill Murray's 'School of Rock' moment, playing the crotchety, rumpled sweetheart everyone thinks he is.


Review: In ‘The Judge,’ Robert Downey Jr. And Robert Duvall Star In A Cut-Rate ‘Doc Hollywood’

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Ever wondered what 'My Cousin Vinny' would look like if it didn't have jokes and was super long?


‘Dracula Untold’ Review: The Hackiest Headline Is The Correct One

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Like Shark Sandwich/Shit Sandwich before it, Dracula Untold invites a painfully obvious review headline, because it's also the most succinct and true headline.


‘It Follows': A Supernatural STD Takes Michigan In The Year’s Best Horror Film

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A supernatural STD has taken root amongst the bored teens of suburban Michigan in the year's best horror movie.

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REVIEW: ‘The Maze Runner’ Is The Most Platonic Gay Porn Ever Designed By Man

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In the 'Maze Runner,' young men fight evil, battle spiders, solve logic puzzles.


Kevin Smith’s ‘Tusk’ Makes A Strong Case For An Intervention

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'Tusk' will probably not appeal to anyone outside of the smodbubble.

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