Alamo Drafthouse Wants You To Celebrate Valentine’s Day With ‘Cannibal Holocaust’

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Doing anything this Valentine's Day? Why not eat cannibal food at a movie theater?


Turn Every Meal Into Monkey Brains With These Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom Serving Bowls

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With these new bowls, you can pretend your lame-ass oatmeal is actually some chilled monkey brains like a real badass.


Mark Wahlberg says his Wahlburgers show will surprise people, just like ‘Ted’ did.

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Laugh at Marky Mark's Wahlburger reality show all you want, he says it's going to surprise some people, just like Ted surprised his wife even though she thought it was a terrible idea.

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8 Things We Learned While Eating Denny’s New Hobbit Menu

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Comedian Matt Lieb and I trekked to Denny's to sample their new menu of Hobbit-themed food. Here are 8 things we learned.


A Wahlburgers reality show starring Mark & Donnie Wahlberg is coming to A & E

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A Wahlburger's Restaurant reality show is coming to A & E, and will star Mark, Donnie, and Paul Wahlberg, as well as the real-life Johnny Drama. POW!


Wahlburgers Restaurant is Expanding Into Canada!

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As the only film site that offered a review of Wahlburgers, the Hingham, Massachusetts restaurant started by Marky, Donnie, and Pauly Wahlberg, it is my honor to relay to you the news that the chain now has plans to expand into Canada.


“Guy Fieri’s Grown Ups Chili” is a thing that exists

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(here's the bigger version) I don't know about you guys, but just reading the phrase "Guy Fieri's Grown Ups Chili" caused my tips to spontaneously frost themselves and my cat grew a goatee.

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James Franco Dicknosed His Own Birthday Cake

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James Franco famously used a Gucci sponsorship to film himself walking around Paris with a dick strapped to his nose for a piece entitled Dicknose in Paris, so why shouldn't he get a birthday cake with vibrators and ball gags and anal beads on it.

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Ha, “Christopher Walk-In.”

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Says the Imgur caption: "I work in a restaurant.


Ryan Gosling will take a hot cup of himself, please

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Ryan Gosling has always been a human cup of hot cocoa, so it only follows that his beautiful Baby Goose face would be the perfect adornment to a cocoa mug (much the same way Matthew McConaughey should be on tubes of KY).


Lick C-Tates: Magic Mike made of Mike & Ikes


Magic Mike, made out of, of course, Mike & Ikes.


VIDEO: Professional Eater Takes Down Entire Denny’s Hobbit Menu

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This video apparently hit right before we broke for Christmas, but if you know anything about FilmDrunk, you know we love movie-related novelty food above nearly all things, save C-Tates storyboards, Gary Busey, and Danzig stories.


A Video Review of Denny’s New Hobbit Menu

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It seems like it was only yesterday that I was telling you about Denny's new The Hobbit-themed menu, featuring items such as the "Hobbit hole breakfast," "The Ring Burger," and "Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies," because who wouldn't want to eat food named for a character with bird sh*t caked down the side of his face.


‘The Shawshank Omelette’ is pretty fantastic

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So we're calling this "The Shawshank Omelette.

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Denny’s is offering Hobbit breakfasts now

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If Wahlburgers thought they were going to own the movie-related food market, they've got another thing coming, because MGM is partnering with Denny's to offer Hobbit-themed breakfasts, second breakfasts, elevenses, afternoon tea, etc.

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