OREGON

Oregon State Police Just Apprehended The Internet’s Newest Celebrity

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Move over, Sexy Mugshot Guy, because this wanted murderer may have just won our hearts.

THE SHIELD

‘The Shield’ Star Michael Jace Was Charged In His Wife’s Shooting Death

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Michael Jace was arrested this morning after being charged with shooting his wife.

WTF

A Brazilian Goalie Who Had His Girlfriend Killed And Fed To His Dogs Is Allowed To Leave Prison To Play Soccer

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Former Flamengo goalkeeper Bruno Fernandes de Souza has signed a new deal despite being in prison for having his girlfriend murdered and fed to his dog.

prison

Charles Manson Might Be Marrying A Woman 54 Years Younger Than Him

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A 26-year old female admirer claims that she is in love with and will soon marry 79-year old California inmate Charles Manson.

murderers

Larry Flynt’s shooter was executed today

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Joseph Paul Franklin, a paranoid schizophrenic white supremacist who shot Larry Flynt during a cross country shooting spree in 1978, was executed by lethal injection in Missouri.

PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS

"OJ Simpson Didn't Do It!" Claims Some Guy

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It has been 17 years since a California jury declared that former Buffalo Bills running back OJ Simpson was not guilty of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her dude bro, Ronald Goldman.

purell

Hands Bloody After Committing Murder? Clean ‘Em Up With Purell!

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May I suggest a tagline for this fake but wonderful Purell Hand Sanitizer commercial: "Choosy murderers choose Purell.

STUPID IDEAS

Whoops, We Forgot About The Murderer Part

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David Martin, president and general manager of new independent baseball Frontier League team the London Rippers, doesn't understand why people think he named the team after Jack the Ripper, the infamous serial killer who raped and murdered prostitutes.

#Halloween

Have A Nice ‘When We’re Actually Celebrating Halloween’ Weekend

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Links Smell Their Feet: The Greatest Child Halloween Costumes That Will Ever Show Up At Your Door - If a child showed up to my door dressed as Sho Nuff (or Bruce Leroy, as long as I could tell it apart from a Game of Death costume) I'd give them ALL of my candy, plus whatever candy I could afford for the next year.

STEPHENIE PISTEY

Florida Teen Murder Suspect Can’t Decide Between Team Edward, Jacob

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An 18-year-old Florida girl is behind bars after murdering a 16-year-old dude and dumping his body in a storm drain.

OHIO STATE BUCKEYES

Toddler Murder + NCAA + ??? = Profit

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The new American Dream is all about getting famous for something awful or accidental, then milking it for the rest of your life.

TOM CRUISE

Leo DiCaprio Will Murder Yo *ss

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Leonardo DiCaprio's next project may not be as the Riddler as some people with no lives or sources had projected, but it's certainly going to slay audiences.

OJ SIMPSON

Happy Anniversary, O.J. Simpson!

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It was 15 years ago yesterday that California’s judicial system first openly told the rest of the world: “If you’re a celebrity and you like to commit serious felonies then move here.

TERMINATOR

JIM CAMERON ON 60 MIN: STUDIO WANTED OJ FOR TERMINATOR

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I don't usually watch 60 Minutes because I don't have grey pubes, but yesterday they did a profile on JC, aka Jesus Cameron, director of Avatar and creator of the universe amen.

SKYLAR DELEON

PENIS-CHOPPING CHILD ACTOR GETS DEATH

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Skylar DeLeon, who had a bit part on Power Rangers and suffered the dual indignity of being both a former child actor and named 'Skylar,' was sentenced to death on Friday.

SKYLAR DELEON

#1 THREAT TO AMERICA: CHILD ACTORS

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For years I’ve <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=1353" target="_blank">spread word</a> that child actors are the scourge of this great nation.

SHELLEY MALIL

THIS DUDE TRIED TO MURDER SOMEONE

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Actor Shelley Malil, best known for small parts in Budweiser commercials and The 40-Year-Old Virgin (he's the younger, smoking guy, not the older "butthole pleasures" guy) stabbed his ex-girlfriend yesterday in San Marcos, north of San Diego.

OJ SIMPSON

GUHHHHHHH

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<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03072007/gossip/pagesix/o_j__a_smith_dad_candidate_pagesix_.htm" target="_blank">Page Six</a> + O.


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