Guess Which Formerly Popular Social Network Is Making A Comeback With Sex Solicitation?

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A study investigating the underground commercial sex industry has found that sex workers have come up with new ways of networking.


Myspace Tom Spends His Time Flaming People On Twitter, Chillin’

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Myspace Tom is now fully retired and just spends his days lounging by a pool while flaming trolls on Twitter, apparently. Not a bad life, really.

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Man On ‘Maury’ Believes Myspace Tom Is His Girlfriend’s Real Baby-Daddy


Well this is kind of weird -- in more ways than one: Earlier today<a href=""> I referenced Myspace Tom</a>, joking about my long-held belief that he murders prostitutes and buries them in his backyard.


Self Pop Tart Is Here To Shame The Internet’s Self-Portrait Takers

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Everyone knows by now that one of the worst scourges to ever hit the internet is the mirror self-portrait, that cheesy, all-too-familiar vanity shot destined to be Myspace's lasting legacy long after it's discovered that Myspace Tom has dead hookers buried in his backyard.

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Myspace Tom would love to sell you a house in Vegas


Wow, <a href="">a week that's been filled with nostalgia for bygone popular social media outlets</a> (they come and go so swiftly.

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