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Guess Which Formerly Popular Social Network Is Making A Comeback With Sex Solicitation?

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A study investigating the underground commercial sex industry has found that sex workers have come up with new ways of networking.

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Myspace Tom Spends His Time Flaming People On Twitter, Chillin’

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Myspace Tom is now fully retired and just spends his days lounging by a pool while flaming trolls on Twitter, apparently. Not a bad life, really.

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Man On ‘Maury’ Believes Myspace Tom Is His Girlfriend’s Real Baby-Daddy

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Well this is kind of weird -- in more ways than one: Earlier today<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/self-pop-tart-is-here-to-shame-the-internets-self-portrait-takers/#page/1"> I referenced Myspace Tom</a>, joking about my long-held belief that he murders prostitutes and buries them in his backyard.

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Self Pop Tart Is Here To Shame The Internet’s Self-Portrait Takers

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Everyone knows by now that one of the worst scourges to ever hit the internet is the mirror self-portrait, that cheesy, all-too-familiar vanity shot destined to be Myspace's lasting legacy long after it's discovered that Myspace Tom has dead hookers buried in his backyard.

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Myspace Tom would love to sell you a house in Vegas

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Wow, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/friendster-to-delete-basically-everything-on-friendster-on-may-31/">a week that's been filled with nostalgia for bygone popular social media outlets</a> (they come and go so swiftly.


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