PROSTITUTES

Guess Which Formerly Popular Social Network Is Making A Comeback With Sex Solicitation?

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A study investigating the underground commercial sex industry has found that sex workers have come up with new ways of networking.

#JENNIFER LAWRENCE

Jennifer Lawrence’s Best Friend Epically Recounted Their Night At The Oscars

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Laura Simpson, Jennifer Lawrence's best friend of seven years, accompanied J-Law to the Oscar's as her date and then recounted the whole thing on Myspace, of all places.

RUN THE JEWELS

Myspace Presents Run The Jewels ‘Live At The Log Cabin’

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First and foremost, big f*cking shout out to Trackstar the DJ.

the o.c.

Death Cab For Newbies: 15 Songs That Would Be On ‘The O.C.’ Soundtrack If The Show Was Still On

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If Fox's "The O.C." was still on the air, here are some songs you might hear on the show.

MYSPACE

Watch: Mac Miller’s “Connections” Freestyle For MySpace

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Let's not even bother with the tired saying that MySpace is back.

#Twitter

Myspace Tom Spends His Time Flaming People On Twitter, Chillin’

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Myspace Tom is now fully retired and just spends his days lounging by a pool while flaming trolls on Twitter, apparently. Not a bad life, really.

#APPLE

9.26 The Cooler

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Brii Nicole Apple Can't Trademark Its Music Icon Because Of.

Social Media

Justin Timberlake Unveils The New Myspace

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Oh hey remember when Justin Timberlake and some of his friends bought Myspace? Well are you ready for the sexy to finally come back?

#GOOGLE

Digg Shames Myspace By Dropping 99.75% In Value

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Remember when Google offered to buy Digg for $200 million a couple of years ago and Digg turned them down? Guess what Digg sold for today.

#GOOGLE

5.24 The Cooler

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London Keyes Donald Glover To Guest Star On "Girls" <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2012/05/donald-glover-to-guest-star-on-girls.html">[Paste Mag]</a> MySpace Set To Relaunch At The End Of The Year <a href="http://www.musicweek.com/story.asp?sectioncode=1&storycode=1049635&c=1">[Music Week]</a> 10 Rappers In The 40 & Over Club That Still Got The Glow <a href="http://hiphopwired.com/2012/05/21/10-rappers-in-the-40-over-club-that-still-got-the-glow/">[Hip-Hop Wired]</a> Will Rappers With Kids Regret Their Lyrics.

#JON HAMM

If Don Draper Handled Modern Marketing

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As we've been priming ourselves for the return of Mad Men and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/03/the-best-of-roger-sterling/" target="_blank">providing a crash course on Classic Rogers</a> I can't help but think about the numerous business ventures in our modern internet era that could have used the Don Draper touch.

#bill murray

12.20 The Cooler

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Kathy Perez The Absolute Very Worst Movies Of 2011 [Film Drunk] The Internet Reacts To The Death Of Kim Jung Il [Uproxx] The Hate List 2011 [Gwarizm] MySpace Reboots With Focus On Music, Facebook Integration [Hypebot] My Friend, The Reverend, Has A Mixtape of Sermons [...].

myspace tom

Man On ‘Maury’ Believes Myspace Tom Is His Girlfriend’s Real Baby-Daddy

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Well this is kind of weird -- in more ways than one: Earlier today<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/self-pop-tart-is-here-to-shame-the-internets-self-portrait-takers/#page/1"> I referenced Myspace Tom</a>, joking about my long-held belief that he murders prostitutes and buries them in his backyard.

#TUMBLR

Self Pop Tart Is Here To Shame The Internet’s Self-Portrait Takers

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Everyone knows by now that one of the worst scourges to ever hit the internet is the mirror self-portrait, that cheesy, all-too-familiar vanity shot destined to be Myspace's lasting legacy long after it's discovered that Myspace Tom has dead hookers buried in his backyard.

MYSPACE

MySpace Is Finally Rolling Out The Reboot, And Justin Timberlake

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Hey, remember when some advertising agency and Justin Timberlake bought MySpace for, like, less than 10% of what News Corp.

#Facebook

The Winklevii Would Like To Sell You Some Pistachios

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When we last checked in on Hitler youth stalwarts Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, they were <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2011/07/former-harvard-president-larry-summers-the-winklevoss-twins-are-a-holes/">being called as$holes in public</a> by noted staggering as$hole <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2011/07/winklevoss-twins-to-former-harvard-president-larry-summers-no-youre-an-a-hole/">former Harvard President Larry Summers.</a> (Takes one to know one, right.

#Facebook

7.7 The Cooler

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Jolina B How To Use Facebook's New Video Calling Feature <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-use-facebooks-new-video-calling-feature-2011-7">[SVI]</a> Oprah Winfrey to Teach Life 101 Class <a href="http://omg.yahoo.com/news/oprah-winfrey-to-teach-life-101-class/66570">[Yahoo]</a> The Top 10 Floppiest Flops of 2011 <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/07/the-top-10-floppiest-flops-of-2011">[FilmDrunk]</a> Amber Rose Debuts New Hairstyle <a href="http://gossiponthis.com/2011/07/06/amber-rose-new-hair-after-nude-pic-scandal">[GOT]</a> Is HBO’s Nudity Too Gratuitous.




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