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Eagles-Redskins Saturday Open Thread

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Mark Sanchez and Nick Foles have as many turnovers as Jay Cutler this season. Clearly this means Matt Barkley time!

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Cowboys-Eagles Live Blog, Second Half

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Dallas jumped out to a 21-0 lead, but Philly chipped away before halftime.

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Cowboys-Eagles SNF Live Blog

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The Cowboys and Eagles meet in Philly in what may end up being an NFC East championship game.

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Eagles-Cowboys Thanksgiving Open Thread

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Prepare for a lot of buttfumble jokes as Mark Sanchez plays on Thanksgiving for the first time since going into Brandon Moore's backside.

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All Hail The Return of Mark Sanchez!

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Mark Sanchez was doing okay until he had to match points with Aaron Rodgers.

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Panthers-Eagles MNF Live Blog

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Mark Sanchez makes his first start as an Eagle against the struggling Panthers.

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Nick Foles Hurts Shoulder Against Texans; HERE COMES NACHO!

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Foles taken back to the locker room to look at a left shoulder injury.

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Mark Sanchez Signs With Philadelphia Eagles, Immediately Buys Stock In Duracell and Energizer

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Say this for Mark Sanchez, the man has some courage to play for two of the toughest fan bases in all of football.

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Rex Ryan Greatest Coach Ever: The Competition

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In which our hero bids farewell to a Nacho and welcomes new characters into the fold.

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Rex Ryan Greatest Coach Ever Gets A Contract Extension

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"I JUST GOT A MULTI YEAR CONTRACT EXTENSION. I BURNED THIOSE MEDIA CARDS IN FRONT OF THE PR WONK’S FACE AND FARTED ON THE FLAME AT THE SAME TIME SO HE KNEW I WAS SERIOUS."

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Mark Sanchez Celebrates Buttfumble Anniversary With Cornrows

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It was a year ago today that the Buttfumble was gloriously created on a Thanksgiving evening game in MetLife Stadium.

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The Rex Ryan Meltdown: An Appreciation

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This incredible Rex Ryan press conference meltdown happened on Saturday when reporters kept pressing Ryan on his decision to put Mark Sanchez into the fourth quarter of a preseason game against the Giants during which Sanchez suffered an injured shoulder.

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Old Timey Buttfumble Rag — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The buttfumble is undoubtedly hilarious, but some people act like referencing it alone works for humor, even in lieu of a joke.

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Naked Nacho Dance Party

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When I hear of there being a "Jets West" training camp, this is more or less what I assume it to be: head-band wearing Mark Sanchez doing a no-pants dance with a couple of ladies in a house in California.

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This Is What A Guaranteed Contract Looks Like

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Sure, it's just a random out of context photo from Jets OTAs, but Mark Sanchez looks awfully at ease for a man supposedly so beleaguered.

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Mike Tannenbaum Would Like That Terrible Mark Sanchez Contract Extension Back

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Mark Sanchez was the most hilariously terrible starting quarterback in the NFL in 2012.

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Got Some Nacho On Your Arm, Rex Ryan

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The New York Daily News got a little stalkerish and tracked down Rex Ryan and his wife on their vacation in the Bahamas.


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