CAN'T STOP VOMITING

The Octomom Porno something something can't stop vomiting

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While I've been screaming to anyone who would listen for the past five years that Lindsay Lohan should be sentenced to do porno, she has somehow continued to commit crimes and book <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/04/lindsay-actually-is-going-to-be-in-that-movie-or-whatever" target="_blank">fake movie roles</a> while not sucking penises on camera as a slap in God's face.

JON GOSSELIN

2009: THE YEAR IN AUTO-TUNE

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Here are highlights to the year set to auto-tune, and I'm posting this video because I love how shallow and TV-centric it is.

CAITLIN UPTON

MISS TEEN SOUTH CAROLINA & OCTOMOM: GREAT MINDS COLLIDE ON KIMMEL

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Caitlin Upton, forever known as Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 for her "such as the Iraq" answer in the beauty pageant, did this segment on "where babies come from" for last night's "Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Fox

OCTOMOM: ‘WHAT WAS I THINKING?’

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Oh Jesus, this is gonna be a bad day for my blood pressure.

Documentaries

I HATE YOU, FOX

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In a "Simpsons" episode called "Eight Misbehavin'," Apu's wife Manjula gives birth to octuplets after Apu slips her fertility drugs.


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