NASCAR

Was This NASCAR Fight Between Matt Kenseth And Brad Keselowski Staged?

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Gather 'round kids, let me tell you about the time Brad Keselowski and Matt Kenseth fought in the squared circle.

TONY STEWART

Tony Stewart Hit And Killed A Fellow Driver In His Sprint Car, Will Race Today

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Early reports from Canandaigua Speedway are saying Tony Stewart intentionally ran over fellow driver Kevin Ward with his car.

#PRO WRESTLING

Pro Wrestler Goldberg Is Hosting A Goldberg-Themed NASCAR Podcast (?)

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Would you like a podcast about NASCAR? Would you like a podcast about NASCAR hosted by 1990s pro wrestler Bill Goldberg? No idea.

#MEMES

Take A Moment To Celebrate The Dogecoin Car, The Internet’s Contribution To The Best Sports Weekend Ever

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The Dogecoin car has raced, and the Internet's meme cryptocurrency of choice is now officially auto racing canon. Wow. Much weird.

WTF

A Woman Crashed Her Car Into A Church And Stabbed Her Husband Over NASCAR

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After crashing her car through the doors of a church, a Tennessee woman stabbed her husband over a NASCAR race because she said the devil was in her.

#COMMERCIALS

Jeff Gordon Took His Biggest Critic On A Wild Ride In ‘Test Drive 2′

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After a Jalopnik writer called out Jeff Gordon's Pepsi ad as fake last year, the NASCAR racer gave him the ride of his life in 'Test Drive 2.'

YOUTUBE COMMENTERS

This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage: Madison Rising’s Hard Rock National Anthem

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While a lot of people are calling Madison Rising's National Anthem performance in Daytona the worst ever, a lot of YouTube commenters really loved it.

#FOX NEWS

Fox News Incorrectly Reported That Jimmie Johnson Won The Daytona 500 And Then Things Got Really Political

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Fox News wrongly declared Jimmie Johnson the winner of the Daytona 500, and created a massive Facebook flame war after posting an apology.

TONY STEWART

Tony Stewart Thinks Danica Patrick Should Put A Checkered Flag In Richard Petty’s Butt

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While it wouldn't really settle much, Tony Stewart suggested that Danica Patrick beat Richard Petty in a race and 'cram a checkered flag up his butt.'

sexism

Richard Petty Has A Real Hot Take On How Danica Patrick Can Win In NASCAR

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NASCAR legend Richard Petty said that the only way Danica Patrick will ever win a race is by being the only person on the track.

TRUCKS

Darrell Wallace Jr. Takes Practice Very Seriously And Will Punch You In The Face About It

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NASCAR driver Darrell Wallace Jr. is in little-to-no-trouble today for repeatedly punching fellow driver Chad Frewaldt in the face following a crash.

WORLD SERIES

With Leather’s Watch This: Fake Japanese NASCAR Commentary Is Going To Ruin Your Day

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This video of Japanese announcers freaking out over a NASCAR wreck is both hilarious and unfortunately fake.

#WILL FERRELL

Kurt Busch Will Serve As The Real Ricky Bobby Again In A Wonderbread Car This Weekend

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Kurt Busch returns to Talladega with his Ricky Bobby flair, as he'll be driving the Wonderbread stock car inspired by Talladega Nights.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

SPORTS

Event Recap: TSS Does The Brickyard 400 Again!

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This weekend marked the second time I was invited to the Brickyard 400 as part of the Capture The Crown competition.

Spotlight

TSS Does The NASCAR Brickyard 400 Again!

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When the good folks at Taylor and Crown Royal approached us last year about <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/07/event-recap-tss-does-the-curtis-shaver-400-at-the-brickyard">taking a trip to NASCAR's Brickyard 400</a>, I have to admit we were a little confused.

UNREAL ESTATE

Got An Extra $30 Million Lying Around? Buy Jeff Gordon’s New York City Penthouse

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Thanks to the success of TV shows like Flip this House and Flip Men, people have been scooping up cheap properties for years in order to give them the ol’ quick fix and sell them for a profit.

SHOOT THE PUCK

Danica Patrick Wants To See Hockey Fights, Is Suddenly Great At Hockey

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Danica Patrick was first woman to start on the pole at the Daytona 500, led a lap and finished in 8th place.

TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY

A Man Shot Himself At The NRA 500, Because Of Course He Did

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It's very difficult to share a news story that starts with, "a man shot himself at the NRA 500," and give it the proper gravity.


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