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NASCAR FANS

A Woman Crashed Her Car Into A Church And Stabbed Her Husband Over NASCAR

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After crashing her car through the doors of a church, a Tennessee woman stabbed her husband over a NASCAR race because she said the devil was in her.

COMMERCIALS

Jeff Gordon Took His Biggest Critic On A Wild Ride In ‘Test Drive 2′

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After a Jalopnik writer called out Jeff Gordon's Pepsi ad as fake last year, the NASCAR racer gave him the ride of his life in 'Test Drive 2.'

AUTO RACING

This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage: Madison Rising’s Hard Rock National Anthem

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While a lot of people are calling Madison Rising's National Anthem performance in Daytona the worst ever, a lot of YouTube commenters really loved it.

AUTO RACING

Fox News Incorrectly Reported That Jimmie Johnson Won The Daytona 500 And Then Things Got Really Political

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Fox News wrongly declared Jimmie Johnson the winner of the Daytona 500, and created a massive Facebook flame war after posting an apology.

AUTO RACING

Tony Stewart Thinks Danica Patrick Should Put A Checkered Flag In Richard Petty’s Butt

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While it wouldn't really settle much, Tony Stewart suggested that Danica Patrick beat Richard Petty in a race and 'cram a checkered flag up his butt.'

AUTO RACING

Richard Petty Has A Real Hot Take On How Danica Patrick Can Win In NASCAR

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NASCAR legend Richard Petty said that the only way Danica Patrick will ever win a race is by being the only person on the track.

CAR CRASHES

Darrell Wallace Jr. Takes Practice Very Seriously And Will Punch You In The Face About It

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NASCAR driver Darrell Wallace Jr. is in little-to-no-trouble today for repeatedly punching fellow driver Chad Frewaldt in the face following a crash.

2013 WORLD SERIES

With Leather’s Watch This: Fake Japanese NASCAR Commentary Is Going To Ruin Your Day

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This video of Japanese announcers freaking out over a NASCAR wreck is both hilarious and unfortunately fake.

NASCAR

Kurt Busch Will Serve As The Real Ricky Bobby Again In A Wonderbread Car This Weekend

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Kurt Busch returns to Talladega with his Ricky Bobby flair, as he'll be driving the Wonderbread stock car inspired by Talladega Nights.

BARRY BONDS

Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

FOR SALE

Got An Extra $30 Million Lying Around? Buy Jeff Gordon’s New York City Penthouse

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Thanks to the success of TV shows like Flip this House and Flip Men, people have been scooping up cheap properties for years in order to give them the ol’ quick fix and sell them for a profit.

AUTO RACING

Danica Patrick Wants To See Hockey Fights, Is Suddenly Great At Hockey

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Danica Patrick was first woman to start on the pole at the Daytona 500, led a lap and finished in 8th place.

AUTO RACING

A Man Shot Himself At The NRA 500, Because Of Course He Did

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It's very difficult to share a news story that starts with, "a man shot himself at the NRA 500," and give it the proper gravity.

DARLINGTON RACEWAY

Every NASCAR Fan Deserves A Second Chance: Paige Duke Is Back In Our Lives

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Today, redemption is spelled P-A-I-G-E B-L-A-C-K, T-H-E F-O-R… sorry, I’m still stuck on Anchorman news.

CELEBRITY COUPLES

Erin Andrews Wants Us To Stop Making Fun Of 50 Cent Now

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Last week, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/02/50-cent-erin-andrews-daytona-500-kiss-video">rapper 50 Cent started our Monday off with a chuckle</a> after video, GIFs, pictures, memes and whatever else hit these bloggywebbytubes, featuring the occasional rapper and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1748197/">hilariously awful actor</a> trying to get some sugar with FOX reporter Erin Andrews.

AUTO RACING

NASCAR Fans Vs. Taiwan Animation, A Battle For The Ages

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Next Media Animation's "Taiwan Animation" of the Daytona crash has all the absurdity and hyperbole you'd expect -- fans being killed and turned into cheering ghosts, all the cars being Toyota Corollas because they don't have a stock car stock animation, NASCAR literally erasing the video from YouTube -- but the best part is easily the fact that nobody at NMA thought, "hey, it's probably a bad idea to ask NASCAR fans what they think of this insulting, wacky parody video made by Asians.

DAYTONA 500

We Can’t Bring You Anywhere, 50 Cent

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50 Cent’s new album “Street King Immortal” was set to be released tomorrow after several setbacks in 2012, but it seems that it has been pushed back once again to a tentative release date of “whenever the f*ck it happens”.

CHICKS WHO COULD KICK MY ASS

Move Over Danica Patrick, The Daytona 500 Is All About Christmas Abbott

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Now that Danica Patrick has won the pole for the 2013 Daytona 500 this Sunday on Fox, the media can begin this season’s most common pre-race question: <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2013/02/19/cup-can-danica-win-daytona-500/">“Will Danica Patrick become the first woman to win the Daytona 500?”</a> And then it will be asked at the next race, the race after that and so on, because until she wins a race, it will be the easiest question a NASCAR writer can write.

AUTO RACING

Good News, Good Old Boys: Danica Patrick Is Hitting The Open Market

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Divorce is never cause for celebration, unless it involves Olivia Wilde in a year or so – sorry, Jason Sudeikis, we love you but… it’s an Internet thing – and it pains me to bring more light to the recent news that NASCAR’s first lady of turning left, Danica Patrick, and her husband, that guy who she married, are indeed calling quits after seven years.


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