Posts Tagged: NASCAR

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A Lot Of People Still Hate Michael Vick

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I once thought that a great idea for a magazine would be Haters – “The publication devoted to people who hate sh*t.


Dover International Speedway Widens Seats To Make Room For AMERICA

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Whenever I get low on The American Spirit, I can always count on <a href="">Fark</a> and the fine men and other men of <a href="">ESPN NASCAR</a> to dip said spirit in flour, deep fry it and shove it down my throat.


Put Away Those Boobs, Ladies, Kasey Kahne Is Trying To Shop

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In today's hottest "NASCAR driver might not have a great perspective on the world" news, driver Kasey Kahne offended every single human woman on Twitter when he saw a lady breastfeeding her child at the grocery store and jumped on the Internet to complain about it.


The World’s Fastest Christian, Breakdancing To The Godzilla Soundtrack

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I thought he was just a cereal box model, but apparently Jeff Gordon is a champion race car driver and B-Boy.


NASCAR Fans Booed Michelle Obama

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Down by 3 points to Carl Edwards in the Sprint Cup Series standings, Tony Stewart won the Ford 400 – the final race of the Chase – yesterday to tie Edwards, marking the first time in NASCAR history that the season ended at a draw.

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Jimmie Johnson’s ‘Anything Except What I’m Doing In Real Life’, New For XBox


Jimmie Johnson's Chase for the Sprint Cup isn't going so well, but at least he's passing and defeating Jimmy Fallon in a game of Jimmie Johnson's Anything With An Engine on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' this week.


Joey Logano Hits The Wall


NASCAR drivers are all about proving their physical worth; Carl Edwards proved it by <a href="">kicking a field goal at Sun Life Stadium</a>, and now Joey Logano has added athletic value to his life by visiting Sticky Lips barbecue in Rochester, New York, for an episode of 'Man Vs.


Carl Edwards: Master Of Football

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I think we all agree that America's NASCAR drivers are the world's top athletes.


Update: Dale Jr. Would Not F**k This Guy


In news that makes me feel considerably better about Dale Earnhardt Jr.


Now *THAT’S* how you pray for NASCAR (morning links)

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This is an actual prayer, from actual clergyman Joe Nelms, of Family Baptist Church in Tennessee: "Dear Lord, thank you for these mighty machines that you've brought before us.


Christianity, Brought To You By Ford™

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In an event that threatened to destroy the Nashville Superspeedway with fire and brimstone, Pastor Joe Nelms christened a NASCAR Nationwide series race the most sacrilegious and heavily-sponsored pre-race prayer in history.


Oil Pan What?

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One of the perks of writing for a sports blog is that I get to cover sports I have little to no experience writing about.


Tim Tebow Lords Over All He Surveys (But Not That Kind of Lord)

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Forbes has released their annual <a href="">Top 10 Most Influential Athletes list</a>, and for the second year in a row, happy-to-not-be-aborted NFL quarterback Tim Tebow has ranked in the top ten.


Florida’s Leaders Really Get It Now

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As a Florida resident, I like to keep up on the state’s top news, and I’m not talking about stupid stuff like a Sun Rail that could create thousands of jobs being shot down or the governor creating a new drug testing system for state employees and welfare recipients that directly benefits his own medical clinics.


NASCAR Reporter Fired For Being A Fan

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As a casual fan of NASCAR, I’ll be the first to admit that watching cars turn left can be incredibly intense at times, so that’s why I was a little upset when I read a story about Sports Illustrated recently firing NASCAR writer Tom Bowles for cheering in the press box after 20-year old rookie Trevor Bayne took the checkered flag at the Daytona 500 on Feb.


Who The F–k Is Trevor Bayne?

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Just when you thought NASCAR was about to die, they do something pretty interesting.


Kyle Busch Fined $25k For Bird

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NASCAR might have found the issues to its ratings woes at their race in Texas last weekend: slapfights.

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