#music videos

Danica Patrick Stars As A Sexy Car Thief, Because Of Course She Does

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In country star Miranda Lambert's video for 'Fastest Girl In Town', Miranda stars as a sexy local who may or may not know how to properly smoke a cigarette who uses her feminine wiles to lure unsuspecting billiards hunks away and steal their cars.

SPORTS

Event Recap: TSS Does The Curtis Shaver 400 At The Brickyard

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This weekend the good folks at Crown Royal invited TSS to take on uncharted territory: covering a NASCAR event.

SPORTS

Start Your Engines: TSS Does Nascar This Weekend

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TSS has been around for a long time now, offering thousands of posts covering everything from rap to cinnamon rolls.

#video games

Will Blast Processing Help Danica Patrick Be A Better Driver?

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I'm just slumming it on the sports blog until they make me full-time over at Gamma Squad, so I'm excited to announce that NASCAR beauty Danica Patrick will be appearing alongside Sonic the Hedgehog in the upcoming multi-platform kart racer Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.

NASCAR

Guy Fieri Set a World Record This Weekend

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Obese starfish Guy Fieri was picked by some lover of No Can Beato This Taquitos to drive the pace car at this weekend’s Indianapolis 500.

#ART

This Week In Original Etsy Sports Merchandise

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One of my all-time favorite things to do is scour the depths of Etsy for random crap, because it’s just amazing how much awesomely ridiculous stuff people can create and sell on the Internet these days.

RACING

People Don't Think You're An Athlete Because You Drive A Car? Fight Them

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Jeffrey Earnhardt, grandson of "The Intimidator" Dale Earnhardt and nephew of "Not As Intimidating But He's In Jeans Commercials" Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

#Twitter

@Storytime: Jenny Johnson Tweeted Her NASCAR Experience At Texas Motor Speedway

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Greg Biffle hadn’t won a Sprint Cup race in almost two years before he overtook everyone’s least favorite NASCAR driver, Jimmie Johnson, to win the Samsung Mobile 500 yesterday in Ft.

WOMEN BE CRASHING

Danica Patrick Wants Racing To Be Easier

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This year's Daytona 500 was undoubtedly one of the strangest in recent memory.

#Twitter

Maybe Next Time, Juan Pablo Montoya

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After a 36-hour delay and what felt like 36 caution flags, Matt Kenseth was finally declared the winner of the 2012 Daytona 500 after he held off the feisty Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

#KATE UPTON

The Daytona 500 Has To Happen Eventually

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In case you missed it on Saturday, because you were outside socializing with people or trying to make this world a better place or something, we re-launched the With Leather Interview with our new best buddy and 2011 Nationwide Series Champion Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

#KATE UPTON

The With Leather Saturday Interview: NASCAR's Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

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I don’t write about NASCAR nearly as much as I’d like to, so I was pretty stoked when I was told that 2011 Nationwide Series Champion Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

#KOBE BRYANT

A Lot Of People Still Hate Michael Vick

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I once thought that a great idea for a magazine would be Haters – “The publication devoted to people who hate sh*t.

RACING

Dover International Speedway Widens Seats To Make Room For AMERICA

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Whenever I get low on The American Spirit, I can always count on Fark and the fine men and other men of ESPN NASCAR to dip said spirit in flour, deep fry it and shove it down my throat.

#Twitter

Put Away Those Boobs, Ladies, Kasey Kahne Is Trying To Shop

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In today's hottest "NASCAR driver might not have a great perspective on the world" news, driver Kasey Kahne offended every single human woman on Twitter when he saw a lady breastfeeding her child at the grocery store and jumped on the Internet to complain about it.

WHITE PEOPLE DANCING

The World’s Fastest Christian, Breakdancing To The Godzilla Soundtrack

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I thought he was just a cereal box model, but apparently Jeff Gordon is a champion race car driver and B-Boy.

TONY STEWART

NASCAR Fans Booed Michelle Obama

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Down by 3 points to Carl Edwards in the Sprint Cup Series standings, Tony Stewart won the Ford 400 – the final race of the Chase – yesterday to tie Edwards, marking the first time in NASCAR history that the season ended at a draw.


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