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The Camera Crew Played A Hilarious Joke On Kevin Hart At The NBA All-Star Game

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Comedian Kevin Hart was the butt of a joke on the jumbotron at the NBA All-Star Game, but he didn't seem to care for it that much.

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The Best And Worst Of NBA All-Star Weekend 2014

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Guest columnist Chris Trew explores the best and worst moments from NBA All-Star Weekend 2014 featuring Sir Foster, Smoothe King Center food and MTV's Sway.

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It Was Terrifying While It Lasted: Pierre The Pelican Is Getting A Head Replacement

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New Orleans Pelicans mascot Pierre the Pelican (you know, the terrifying one) is expected to get a head redesign in time for NBA All-Star Weekend in NOLA.

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The NBA All Star Jerseys Have Leaked, And Hoo Boy Are They Hideous

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Here's your first look at the sleeved, hideous monstrosities that are the 2014 NBA All Star jerseys.

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With Leather’s Watch This: NBA All-Star Weekend And Free UFC Fights

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Kevin Hart and a group of celebrities you've otherwise barely heard of will hit the court tonight at 7 PM ET on ESPN for <a href="http://www.nba.com/news/as.celebrity.game/2013-celebrity-game-event-page/index.html">the Sprint NBA All-Star Celebrity Game</a> and I can pretty much sum it all up for you like this: everybody's gonna run around, the former players will make some lay-ups, Kevin Hart will yell jokes, Nick Cannon will roll around in a pile of Mariah Carey's money, Usain Bolt will run fast but suck at shooting and people will wonder who the hell Ryen Russillo is.

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Opinion: Dikembe Mutombo Should Be Involved In Every Aspect Of NBA All-Star Weekend

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I could have sworn that somebody on this here incredible UPROXX network had already written about the Dikembe Mutombo Geico commercial, or maybe it’s just that I’ve watched it so many times that it’s tattooed on my brain and I see his goofy grin every time I open my eyes.

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ROFLMNBAO: The NBA All-Star Weekend Edition

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Despite what a bunch of pompous crybabies like myself predicted during the NBA lockout, a little forced time off eventually did nothing to hurt the sanctity of the league and the statuses and images of its stars.

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Lil Wayne's Headphones Cost $1,000,000

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Apparently at some point, someone thought it was a good idea to take a million dollars worth of Graff diamonds and slap them on a set of Beats by Dre headphones.

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So Long NBA All-Star Weekend And Thanks For All The Machete Fights

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I hoped to have a wildly hilarious recap of the NBA’s All-Star Weekend here in Orlando, and between the celebrities, players, posses, groupies and terrified townies, I figured we were in for something spectacular.

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Dwyane Wade's All-Star Foul Has Given Kobe Bryant Every Injury

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Dwyane Wade fouled Kobe Bryant hard during the third quarter of Sunday's NBA All-Star Game.

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ROFLMNBAO: The NBA All-Star Game Is Upon Us!

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I was hoping that by this point in the week I’d have some fun little anecdotes to share about how Orlando is shaping up for All-Star Weekend, but short of about 60 more homeless people than usual and some banners, I haven’t noticed much yet.

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LeBron James Should Have Hired This Kid To Handle His PR

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This year's NBA All-Star Slam Dunk Contest has very few people excited.

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The NBA Slam Dunk Contest’s Death Rattle

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Chances are if you even squinted at a Twitter feed yesterday, you saw a million or so people bitching about this year’s NBA All-Star Game slam dunk contest lineup, and they were all justified in doing so.

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Awwww, Orlando Thinks It’s Still Hosting The NBA All-Star Game

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Last month, when the city of Memphis was rumored to be <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/nashville/morning_call/2011/10/memphis-to-consider-lawsuit-against-nba.html">considering a lawsuit against the NBA</a> for lost revenue from the lockout, I took a drag from my ivory tobacco pipe, lowered my bifocals and asked my butler, “Shouldn’t Orlando be the first city to go after the NBA because of that whole All-Star Game thing.

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10 Big Moments From NBA All-Star Weekend

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Some people were creaming themselves over this Blake Griffin dunk, where they drove a car on a court and some choir starts singing and I guess angles angels flew out of Ernie Johnson's ass and there was much rejoicing or something.

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Derrick Rose Might Have A Future In Basketball

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Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose did not take his break early.

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Kevin Love Does Not Smell Like An All-Star

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The Minnesota Timberwolves have finally done something clever, and it only took them 22 years.

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SOPHOMORES GOT SCHOOLED

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During last night's <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/tyreke-evans-dejuan-blair-power-nba-rookies-to-win-over-sophomores-on-all-star-weekend" target="_blank">Rookies vs. Sophomores game for NBA All-Star Weekend</a> in Dallas, the Sophomores looked like they could learn a thing or two from the new kids on the court.


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