Dwight Would Like $500 Million, Please

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Dwight Howard must either be working for the CIA, or have a baker's dozen of stripper skeletons in his closet, because the Orlando Magic center is filing a lawsuit against his baby momma, Royce Reed, to the tune of $500,500,000 for leaking information to the media.


Anthony Tolliver Will Take His Talents To Zzzzz….

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If you're anyone who's anyone, then you've been waiting with bated breath to see where Creighton alum and D-League superstar Anthony Tolliver will be taking his talents next season.

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Shaq Vs. Jim Rome: BATTLE ROYAL

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Jim Rome has made a career out of pissing off athletes, so it should come as no surprise that he helped himself to a large glass of haterade when discussing the career of Shaquille O'Neal.

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LeBron Really Showed Them

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Remember yesterday when Zyrdunas Ilgauskas wrote a letter to the city of Cleveland, thanking them for everything they've done.


Ron Artest Talks To Ron Artest [VIDEO]

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Everyone's favorite fan-fighter, Ron Artest, took time out of his busy schedule of playing dodgeball and recording chart-topping singles to sit down for an interview with Ron Artest.


Big Z Is A Classy, Classy Guy

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Classy Cat knows a class act when he sees one.


DeMarcus Cousins Needs a Babysitter

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The Sacramento Kings must be nervous about the emotional maturity of their first round draft pick, DeMarcus Cousins, because there's no other reason the franchise would hire Cousins' high school coach, Otis Hughley.


Starbury To Heat? Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You

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Starbury is widely coveted for his Vaseline-eating abilities.


Beasley Got Too High for Kahn’s Taste

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Stoned Birthday Dog's temptations of bong rips and ice cream cake are too much for Michael.


Joakim Noah Wants to Get High

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It's pretty common knowledge that athletes 'partake' from time to time, so it should come as a surprise to no one that pictures of Joakim Noah shopping for a bong have been released.

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Chis Paul Wants Out of New Orleans

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Cool Dog thinks you should pursue an acting career, Chris.


Big Baby Will Teach You How To Dougie

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I'm jealous of those of you who don't know how to Dougie, because I really wish I didn't.


Chris Webber > Darko Milicic

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Just in case you forgot, here's a list of some of the players the Detroit Pistons could have selected with the #2 overall pick in the 2003 draft: Carmelo Anthony, Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, Chris Kaman, Michael Pietrus, Kirk Hinrich, T.


LeBron Comes Out of the Closet

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Yep, you read that right my friend, LeBron James is officially out of the closet, and man is he crazy for some wiener.


Hedo Turkoglu: Party Machine

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Lobster Dog would be just as excited to leave Canada Hedo Turkgolu will play for his third team in three years when the NBA season gets started this fall.

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Female Boxer Gets A Discount

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If you're anything like me, you don't frequent garage sales too often, the last thing I want to do on a Saturday morning is ruffle through someone's old stuff.


LeBron Wants You to Drink and Drive

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LeBron James' choice to suit up for the Miami Heat hasn't only affected the citizens of Cleveland and Miami.

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O Man, That’s Clever

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Do you live in Cleveland, or a surronding part of northeast Ohio.

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