NCAA HOOPS

Something Odd Happened at Utah State

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I've never been to Utah, and aside from the off chance that their hotties are more willing to get it on in groups, I don't really see any reason to go there.

WHITE BASKETBALL PLAYERS?

The Big East Wants to Take the Big 12 to Applebee’s, Get To Second Base

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The Big 12 has saved itself from the <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/jp-dilophosaurus2.jpg">threat of extinction</a>, and Big East Commissioner John Marinatto could not be happier.

NCAA HOOPS

NOLAN SMITH’S DAD INVENTED HIGH FIVING

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On the next heartwarming episode of Shark Dad.

UNC TAR HEELS

UNC COACH NO FAN OF FORD’S RAISED FLOOR

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The setup of the basketball floor at Ford's field seems a bit goofy; they've laid it right in the center of the arena and raised the hardwood nearly three feet off the arena floor.

NCAA HOOPS

OLD WHITE GUY HIGH-FIVE FAIL

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We're a day late on this clip, but this EPIC FAIL of a high-five was by far and away the highlight of Selection Sunday.

WINTHROP

WAL-MART SHOPLIFTERS DROPPED FROM TEAM

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Winthrop basketball players Franchesca Davenport and Jennifer Walker were kicked off the team after they were <a href="http://www.heraldonline.com/news/sports/story/1133463.html" target="_blank">caught shoplifting from Wal-Mart</a>.

WAKE FOREST DEMON DEACONS

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! DUKE LOST!

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It seems crazy to talk about college basketball outside of March and early April, but I suppose it counts as news when the top-ranked team loses for the third week in a row -- to the previous #1 team.

NCAA HOOPS

CHASE BUDINGER GOT HIS FACE STOMPED

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Here's another highlight from this weekend you may have missed if you don't watch SportsCenter, as I don't.

OHIO STATE BUCKEYES

FOR ONCE, SOMETHING GOOD FROM OHIO STATE

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<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/player/profile?playerId=34675" target="_blank">Mark Titus</a> (pictured, with a fan) is a junior guard for Ohio State who has logged one minute of playing time for the Buckeyes so far this season.

SYRACUSE ORANGEMEN

THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

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Cleveland State and #11 Syracuse fought each other down to the wire last night, and the underdog Vikings (in green) hit a miracle 60-foot prayer at the buzzer to score <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=283500183" target="_blank">a 72-69 upset</a> on 'Cuse's home court.

STEPHEN CURRY

STEPHEN CURRY MAY HAVE A FUTURE IN THE NBA

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Stephen Curry, the NCAA's leading scorer, had a rough night from the field but found his groove in time to <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=283440277" target="_blank">lead #23 Davidson past West Virginia</a> in the Jimmy V Classic at Madison Square Garden.

USC TROJANS

DAMMIT, JUST SAY ‘TESTICLES’

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#6 Oklahoma eked out a <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=283390201" target="_blank">73-72 victory over USC</a> last night, and part of what kept the Trojans close was Blake Griffin's absence during part of the second half after he got nut-punched by USC's Leon Washington.

NCAA HOOPS

YEAH, THAT’S AN OKAY ENDING, I GUESS

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And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: college basketball highlights from teams that play in a gym smaller than most high schools.

XAVIER MUSKETEERS

SO, THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

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I watched plenty of football on Saturday and Sunday, but this right here was the highlight of my sports-viewing weekend.

POLICE BLOTTER

OHIO BALLER SHOOTS SORORITY GIRLS

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Maurice Pearson, a sophomore basketball player at Ohio University, has been suspended from the team indefinitely for <a href="http://www.thepost.ohiou.edu/Articles/News/2008/10/21/25988/" target="_blank">shooting two sorority girls with a BB gun</a>.

TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS

PAT SUMMITT NEEDED COON-WRASSLIN’ SURGERY

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Tennessee coach Pat Summitt -- the winningest coach in women's basketball history -- <a href="http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports-general/20080925/Tennessee-Summitt.Surgery/" target="_blank">underwent surgery</a> because she done tussled with one a them thar raccoons.

NCAA HOOPS

EMBITTERED OLD CODGER FINALLY SACKED

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Vinegary old fossil Billy Packer, hater of mid-majors and master of being crusty, is <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/626/story/603901.html" target="_blank">being let go by CBS </a>after 34 years of Final Four cantankerousness.

TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS

DIABETES, CANCER, AND DEATH

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It's a great day in sports for disease and death.


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