Posts Tagged: NCAA

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Matt Barkley Is Screwing Everything Up

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If USC quarterback Matt Barkley enters the 2012 NFL Draft, he is a Top 10 draft pick, without a doubt.

BAYLOR BEARS

The Best Part About Winning The Heisman: Reading An Old Man’s Jokes

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Heisman Trophy winner and Jay Pharaoh character Robert Griffin III showed up on 'Late Show With David Letterman' to read the "Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Robert Griffin III's Mind When He Won The Heisman Trophy" and hit almost every necessary comedic note -- Tim Tebow loving Jesus, the Indianapolis Colts being terrible, Kim Kardashian being a gold digging succubus who already has way too much of her own gold and so on.

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Urban Meyer Has Ruined A Child’s Life

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I've often joked that the Florida Gators and their fans were the nouveau riche of college football, having a long history of being the distant 3rd in Florida's "Big 3" until only recently coming into success and fame.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Congratulations, Soulja Boy, You’re No Longer The Worst Rapper In Georgia

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This is a funny hype song written and produced for UGA by some students: for the students, fans, faculty, and TEAM.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Report: Urban Meyer Denies Having Bladder, Pisses All Over The Place

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Remember when we cared so much about the Ohio State White Elephant Gift Exchange Scandal that tattoo parlor operators were being sent to jail and players were getting suspended by the NFL for things they might've done in college.

FAT PEOPLE

Fat Guy In A Little Chair

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<a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/7741600/terrell_brown_breaks_chair/">Terrell Brown Breaks Chair</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">For more funny movies, click here</a> Via <a href="http://guyism.com/sports/video-fat-offensive-linemen-vs-tiny-plastic-chair.html">Guyism</a> comes the funniest and saddest thing you'll see all over the Internet today: Your blooper of College Football Saturday comes courtesy of 6’10″ 377-lb Terrell Brown, who, apparently is not aware of how big he is.

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‘Development’ Isn’t The Word I’d Use

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Nike's World Headquarters Campus near Beaverton, Oregon, has a child day care facility called the Joe Paterno Child Development Center.

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The 10 Creepiest Quotes From The Jerry Sandusky Interview With Bob Costas

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Earlier today, Burnsy sent me an e-mail that read "I suppose we should do something about this" and linked to the <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-pennstate/133856138.html">Lion Eyes</a> transcript of Monday night's phone interview between Bob Costas and Jerry Saundusky.

CHILD ABUSE

Penn State Fans Rioted Over Joe Paterno

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  Sometimes I think that young people in the Third World look at America and they think, “Why can’t I have that.

COLLEGE SPORTS

For The First Time Ever, I Disagree With Taiwanese Animation

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Kansas' Chapman High School calls themselves the "Fighting Irish" and, like so many other high schools and rec league teams across the country, just copy-pastas the Notre Dame University leprechaun logo.

DRUNK COEDS

Rees In Pieces

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Notre Dame quarterback Tommy Rees spent his Saturday at Ross-Ade stadium, leading the Fighting Irish to a 38-10 win over Purdue Boilermakers.

MARK MCGWIRE

College Football Finally Has Something To Do With Kate Upton

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Back in April, we shared with you a video of Sports Illustrated model and equestrian teen fantasy Kate Upton <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/04/someone-taught-kate-upton-how-to-dougie">doing "The Dougie"</a> at a game wherein a hot lady doing a dumb dance was the most memorable moment.

NCAA

O-Face Now Penal Violation

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The modus operandi for people running football in 2011 has been to unnecessarily micro-manage it from the minutia up, so it should come as little-to-no surprise that a new guy brought in to be the officiating consultant of the Pac-12 is the stuffed-shirt dean from any number of teen sex comedies and wants to make sure nobody has a good time at the football games.

Cats

This Picture = College Football

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David Bennett, head coach of the Coastal Carolina Chanticleers, believes that his players should be less like cats and more like dogs.

Cthulu

The 14 Most Awesometacular Morning Links

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This one should actually be on the list.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

The Miami Hurricanes Are Short Some Players

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In case you hadn't heard, there was a little story about the University of Miami that flew under the radar last week, involving a booster who claimed to have given a bunch of hookers and cash to Hurricanes players over the past decade.

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Impermissible Tattoos Worse Than Beating Your Girlfriend, Says NFL

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It looks like Terrelle Pryor is going to be making that face for while.

CASEY ANTHONY

Toddler Murder + NCAA + ??? = Profit

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The new American Dream is all about getting famous for something awful or accidental, then milking it for the rest of your life.

ARIZONA STATE SUN DEVILS

What Do You Call A College Wrestler With One Leg? Champ

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Arizona State wrestler Anthony Robles might always be known as "that one wrestler with one leg.

College Basketball

The East Region Slightly De-Mystified

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We're gonna finish breaking down each region of the NCAA tournament.


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