#Letterman

About That Time ‘NCIS’ Star Mark Harmon Was On ‘The Dating Game’

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Before he was stopping terrorists and being an awesome gym teacher, Mark Harmon was trying to find love on 'The Dating Game.'

NCIS

Today’s Top Story: CBS Is Being Sued Over A Farting Hippopotamus Puppet

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CBS is being sued over Bert the Farting Hippo, which has to be the first lawsuit over a farting hippo doll.

#Community

Annie’s Boobs Makes More Money Than You

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Don't worry, there's a GIF of Annie's boobs, too.

#BREAKING BAD

How the ‘Breaking Bad’ Ratings Drop Demonstrates that Nielsen Ratings Officially Mean Nothing

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'Breaking Bad' lost 21 percent of it audience this week, according to the Nielsen ratings, proving once again that Nielsen ratings don't mean anything.

#Batman

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week

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It's that time of the week when we post a mixed bag of intriguing cosplay we've spotted recently. Some sexy, some funny, and some awesome.

#JUSTIFIED

What's On Tonight: Gunfights, Dancing, Etc.

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Justified (FX) - ALERT: In light of last week's events, the Boyd Crowder Hair Threat Level has been temporarily elevated from "Child Using a Balloon to Produce Static Electricity" to "Cartoon Electrocution.

Two And A Half Men

CBS Renews a Crapload of Shows That You Probably Don't Care About

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CBS, whose audience average median age is literally 55 years old, pulled the trigger early and renewed a good two thirds or more of its primetime line-up yesterday, ensuring that the geriatric set will not have its stories taken away from them before they enter hospice care.

Two And A Half Men

Discussion Post: How Many of Nielsen's Top 25 Shows Do You Watch?

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I'm a television critic, so it is therefore my job to watch as much television as possible.

NCIS

What Is the Least Cared About Show on Television?

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I love Grantland* because the writers there have an uncanny ability to take a Tweet-sized thought -- "'90210' is the least cared about show on television" --and expand it into a 2,000-word think piece.

WORK IT

What’s On Tonight: Trainwrecks And The Leno-est Leno Show Ever

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Work It (ABC) - Just for fun, I Googled "'Work It' + review" a minute ago.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s On Tonight: Tim Allen and God (or Are They One and the Same?)

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Inside Story: Santa Clause (BIO) – Ever wonder how/why Tim Allen’s The Santa Clause was made 17 years ago.

#THANKSGIVING

Thanksgiving Thread: What Terrible Shows Will Your Family Discuss at the Dinner Table?

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All things considered, the older members of my family have pretty decent TV-watching habits.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s on Tonight: Robert Wagner Arrested!

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NCIS (CBS) -- "How do you solve a murder when your father is the prime suspect.

ZOOEY DESCHANEL

What’s on Tonight: ‘New Girl’ Returns

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New Girl (Fox) -- The hit comedy returns after its World Series/"X Factor"-induced hiatus.

NCIS

CBS Is the Wall Street of Networks

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Around these parts, we like to make fun of CBS for its large stable of copy-and-paste police procedurals and multi-camera comedies that pander to the lowest common denominator -- it's the only way that we can sleep at night knowing that those shows are massively popular.

Q RATINGS

America Is Retarded.

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New Q ratings come out a couple times a year, and the survey -- which gauges how well-liked and memorable an actor is by the viewing audience -- is always a terrifying connection to the part of America that gorges on CBS's lineup of crime procedurals.

TV Shows

5 Reasons It’s Still Good To Be A Serial Killer

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Note: Since serial killing is not a victimless crime, the killing in this article will refer only to the murder of people who have lengthy conversations on their cell phones while at the cinema.


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