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Lions-Bears Live Blog, Second Half


Well the Lions can't play offense, suck at defending the pass, but they are doing a pretty good job of containing Matt Forte, so hooray for small triumphs.

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Lions-Bears Live Blog, First Half


The two previous prime time games that featured the Bears this season were nothing if not amusing.

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Your Week 6 Early Games Open Thread


This week, All-Hype Glory Boy first team defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh was reportedly involved in his third traffic incident within the last year.

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Presenting The All-Hype Glory Boy Team


A general manager recently gave a rather astringent - and completely anonymous - assessment of the struggling Detroit Lions to Pro Football Weekly that touched off a bit of a flap.

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Lions-49ers Live Blog – Second Half


The Lions succeeded in getting a turnover out of the 49ers and turned it into settling for a field goal deflected through off the upright.

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Lions-49ers Live Blog – First Half


The 49ers owe their success since the beginning of the 2011 season in part to their tremendous luck with injuries and turnovers.


12 Longshot Predictions For The 2012 NFL Season


Kids are returning back to school, the last days of summer are upon us and at least part of the country is moving one day closer to having to break out those snow shovels again.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Detroit Lions


The 2011 Lions made the team's first playoff appearance since the Charlie Batch era in 1999, but were swiftly dispatched by the Saints in the first round.

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5Chan Strikes Again – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse


- Brett Favre's Twitter was hacked earlier this week, prompting a statement from Favre's representatives to ESPN explaining that the last actual message Favre sent out was on Sunday and that anything posted since then has been written by an imposter who gained access to the account probably because Favre set his password as havingfunoutthere.


A Lot Of People Still Hate Michael Vick


I once thought that a great idea for a magazine would be Haters – “The publication devoted to people who hate sh*t.


Breaking News: Ndamukong Suh Has Serious Anger Management Issues


If this ends up being true, it might be the greatest thing ever: during an interview with KXTG in Portland, Oregon, former Packers offensive lineman Matt Brock introduced the theory that Ndamukong Suh's Thanksgiving stomp session may have happened because Green Bay offensive line coach James Campen told Evan Dietrich-Smith to untie Suh's shoes.

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Your Up-To-The-Second Playoff Picture Updated Round The Clock With Newer, Cheaper Jokes


Unless you're part of Peter King's intended audience of people who don't actually watch football, you have a pretty good idea of which teams are likely to make the postseason.

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Saints Scores And Suh Sideline Sulks – An Alliterative Lions/Saints SNF Blowout


Now You Can Watch The Lions Get Stomped Metaphorically By all indications, this should be a repeat of last week's Superdome curbstomping that the Saints put on the Giants, only with a lighter shade of blue despair.


Taiwanese Animation: Ndamukong Suh Has A Spirit Bomb, Love Taste Of Human Flesh

You know, for some reason I thought Ndamukong Suh transmogrifying from the Bob's Big Boy to humiliate the Cleveland Browns was going to be the best part of this video, but no, in the very next scene he uses a Spirit Bomb to attack Jay Cutler (which, while hilarious, doesn't seem necessary.


Ndamukong Suh Is Thankful For A Vacation


For the Green Bay Packers, the Thanksgiving against the Detroit Lions was business as usual.


Lions Roar: Is Detroit The Team Of The Future?


For all the support and investment laid on the Detroit Lions by the city’s blue-collar fanbase, the on-field product has been a complete disappointment since the calendar started reading 2000.


No Suh, I Don’t Like It


Detroit Lions tackle Ndamukong Suh is no stranger to trading paycheck money for Blitz: The League 2-style necksnapping and ballpopping.


Morning Links: Dude, What Are You Doing


smdh Sports Santiago Casilla And The Worst Plate Appearance In Baseball History - A guy with no interest in batting gets on base because a pitcher can't throw three uncontested strikes.

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