Okay, it's one thing for bloggy blogs like Filmdrunk to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/taylor-lautner-is-still-a-brilliant-thespian">hilariously and accurately compare Taylor Lautner's face to a llama's</a>, but it's another when the New York Times is <a href="http://movies.nytimes.com/2011/09/23/movies/taylor-lautner-in-abduction-review.html">dissing his looks in their review of Abduction</a>, which I will not see, EVER, just as I will never see any movie in which Taylor Lautner is cast as the lead actor.